[Issue 3] Short Stories... Beginning

[Hex 11,520]

 

 

Hello Readers! We all want to get aside from the game, and spend our time on something more interesting, humorous, challenging to let our brains cool off. For instance, we all love short stories.

 

Therefore, I have brought you this series - Short Stories.. Beginning. In each part in every issue, there will be a story.

 

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So without further brouhaha, here is the first story ~

 

The Kits & The 'Stuttering' Map!

 

Why do I?! Red, is Red? WHAT?! Red.. Ah! Red Alert. My name is Red.., umm Alert Reddish..

 

"Not again...", the graceful map said.

 

Thanks to his surprise, a loyal Jackhammer came to his help, "Oh my, my, looks like you have a stuttering problem! Well worrunity no more, I'm the finest mapachenic in town". Shocked, the map said "K, haalp me nooooo...uuooob'' *ehem* *adjusts tie*, "I meant gol..d..d box ad..m.nin plii..ss".

 

Re..Rea..lly?! Agai...n.ewnn???

 

"Oh well, this is gonna take MaCarlo more than expected, I should get a Raiden to help me" He drove off the map, and began a search for his good friend. Finally he found his pal dominating players in Red Alert DM.

 

"Hey, Raiden and that Dr. Mosquito too! Another Red Alert needs your help, come quick!", he shouted. Raiden, however, simply rejected and killed an Atlas. Mosquito didn't even pay attention.

 

And so, the battle of a lifetime started, the Jackhammer really wanted to help the map, but how? One day while going through the Madness Dimension, he stumbled upon a Legend, he yakked "OMG dude, follow me quick!" The Legend followed him back to Red Alert, the map said "Pla..aaes..ss, Pl.pl..eee..z!!" but he also failed.

 

On another occasion, he met a Paladin and his two buddies, the Cardinal and the Vandal. He asked them too, but both said they had no time and they were fighting hard to upgrade their equipment to M4. However, they did said to go T-House, Red base, Serpuhov and see Dr. Prometheus there.

 

The Jackhammer went to the address as told. When he reached that house though, no one was home and the garage was locked. He asked his neighbors, the Mr. & Mrs. Refrigerators. Even they didn't know where he had went.

 

The Jackhammer had nearly given up and saw two little Keepers playing together in the playground nearby. This gave him a smile. All hope was not lost!

 

Meanwhile, rumors were going around the Tankiverse that a Medic, the best mapachenic was around.

 

The Jackhammer, simply astonished, went out to look for him. The journey took him 451 Speed Boosts and about 500 gallons of SemKirov Oil, which is known to be the best in the world.

 

Finally he found the Medic, explained him the problem. The Medic actually decided to help, despite having appointments from Stinger, Cyclops, Firewall and the Vesuvius before. He called in his three assistants, the Nomad, Tornado and Boar, to go help Red Alert

 

Together, they traveled back to Red Alert, they battled hard, round the clock. Red Alert was becoming better day-by-day.

 

One step remained. Which the Medic wasn't sure about. So he called his friend, Chuck Norris to confirm. He told him the required tankicine.

That day the Chuck Norris' name was changed to Hero. I must admit that his 3 pets -  Firefly, Bulldog and Vampire - were happy too.

 

1 week of the special tankicine and drugs passed, Red Alert was finally cured!

 

He yelled, "Th...thanka..aaiii..nk, yuuu...uuu...... doctor". "Oops", the Medic went.

FIN

 

 

 || PDoX ||

Edited January 10, 2016 by Hexed

[Hex 11,520]

Forum mod please add '(TWG)' to the name. Forgot it  :lol:

[dilsharox 2,395]

Nice

[Flexoo 6,980]

Your The Dictator contest entry B). I know I´ve seen it somewhere.