An Expert's Extensive Guide On Onions And What To Do With Them

[Magenta 5,165]

Yes, it's here. No, I'm not copying Lham and Hog. No, I don't want to make history by being the first to do such a thing in the AWC. Actually, I totally am copying them and want to make history, but shh, don't tell anyone, here have a cookie. So, why am I doing this? I just want to finish the trilogy, on popular demand.

 

 

We need this about onions.

 

We really need to complete the trilogy with these kinds of articles... 1 More is a must!

 

 

 

In jealous memory of the great Newspaper Reporters, @Lhamster and @hogree, I, Magenta, Lord of the AWC, present:

 

Lesson 1 - What is an onion?

 

 

And...

 

 

Lesson 2 - What to do with them?

 

Step 1: Get onion.

Step 2: Peel it.

Step 3: Bite on it.

Step 4: Shed tears.

Step 5: Repeat.

 

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The first of the trilogy: Expert's Guide on Eating Chicken

The second of the trilogy: The Expert's Guide to Potatoes

The third of the trilogy: What do you think you're doing here, mult?

 

 

Other writings by me:More interviews by me:

-An Expert's Extensive Guide On Onions And What To Do With Them-Personality Cut Down: Cutting Nives with Knives

-5 Magic Tricks You Can Perform In Tanki-Personalities of Yesterday: Night-Sisters

-The Paint Invasion - Strategy Room-Interrogating The Helpers: Reporters

-Mag's Journals: My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs - Part 1-Interrogating The Helpers: Forum Moderators

-Part 2 - My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs [Mag's Journals]-Interrogating The Helpers: Wiki Editors

-Dear Love

-Lost To The Snow (Published in the 78^th Issue of The Newspaper)

Edited August 5, 2018 by Magenta

[Hex 11,520]

Approved.

[Magenta 5,165]

Approved.

No comments?

[Zak 2,532]

Niceee :P

[Magenta 5,165]

Reported due to breaking Clause 2.3.17 of the Rules:

 

"2.3.17. Publication of information that causes fear, horror or panic in children, including pictures or descriptions of death, diseases, suicide, accidents, emergencies or disasters and (or) their consequences, other information that may damage health or development of minors"

:unsure:

[Magenta 5,165]

Next one from me xD

The trilogy is over.

[VaudeVille 1,428]

I dont shed tears when I chop or eat onions

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Approved.

With great reluctance I'm sure?

 

I dont shed tears when I chop or eat onions

[Hate 5,582]

Soo many times ninjas cutting onions in the room when watching, listening or just doing something very deep.  :ph34r:

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

stop doing trolls. 

 

 

 

do about hot chocolate 

 

 

[Magenta 5,165]

stop doing trolls. 

 

 

 

do about hot chocolate 

 

 

Sorry, but the trilogy is over :(

[Illuminati 122]

Beautifully written. A real gem.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Sorry, but the trilogy is over :(

You could almost call it a .... *drumroll please*

TROLLogy

 

Edited December 3, 2017 by Marc
good joke ikr

[Stratosphere 2,234]

^Power abuser.  :ph34r:

 

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Which font did you use for the first picture Magenta?

[Viking4s 10,791]

._.

[lukey0 27,543]

Sorry, but the trilogy is over :(

Yas, don't make anymore trilogy sequels, we know how well that went down A long time ago.

 

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Nice, I demanded it and I received. I have da power!

[VaudeVille 1,428]

 

 

 

I really enjoy eating raw onions. :)

[maryam98 1,171]

I really enjoy eating raw onions. :)

Really? I hate them when I get tons in my salad.. But my dad likes them so we get tons in our salad...

And Lord of the AWC is it?

[Magenta 5,165]

Really? I hate them when I get tons in my salad.. But my dad likes them so we get tons in our salad...

And Lord of the AWC is it?

No, I'm not Lord of the AWC, I'm Lord of the AWC, there's a difference.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

AWC

Shameless advertising.  -_-

[Molotvski_Enot 1]

I really enjoy eating raw onions. :)

Me too!

[Commander_Rose 327]

Are we still talking about women?

Edited December 7, 2017 by Commander_Rose

[Commander_Rose 327]

 

Yeah Okay I was right.

[Hex 11,520]

No comments?

Edited December 8, 2017 by Hexed

[Penguin40 1,714]

I believe this trilogy is invalid because this particular article is written by an AWCer and not by the newspaper. How dare you! 

 

Also, I wanted to ask, O Mr. Onion King, are onions usable in warfare against tanks?  Or as balls in cricket?

 

Reported due to breaking Clause 2.3.17 of the Rules:

 

"2.3.17. Publication of information that causes fear, horror or panic in children, including pictures or descriptions of death, diseases, suicide, accidents, emergencies or disasters and (or) their consequences, other information that may damage health or development of minors"

On a more serious note, that got me thinking.... are violent stories even allowed by the Tankilaw in the AWC?