I was always fascinated by ARMORED VEHICLES as a child. In my youth I had seen real tanks and armored vehicles in action in the REAL WORLD. I was hooked. Unfortunately, I was hooked into the Infantry first. They always put the smart ones into the Infantry. "Someone has got to walk and it is going to be you guys." Now in my Golden Years, thanks to Tankionline, I can enjoy that "tank ride" I always wanted as a young man. I simply did a Google for "tank games". Now I can enjoy the thrill of armored combat without having to worry about some guy with an RPG turning me into an EASY BAKE OVEN filled with CRISPY CRITTERS. I wanted to be a REMF. Alas, you can't win them all.

Let me tell you a secret young man. Women are attracted to men with STRONG BODY ODORS. Don't bath. Don't use any type of cologne. Don't change your underwear for at least two weeks. When you are around her try to fart, belch, and pick your nose as much as possible. In general, allow your Natural Body Odor Essence to do its job. She will be yours in a matter of days. In the end she will thank you for it.

It's real world video. I am probably the only person on Tanki that posts his defeats. You aren't always the winner. Servant ??? I live in Amerika your highness. We don't use those types of words to describe EMPLOYEES. It is demeaning and rude. Third World ?

A map would be nice.

I just bought M2 Rail. I couldn't really tell much difference between M1 and M2. Maybe it will have more stopping power at M3. What's that you say ? Main screen turn on.

It's a NEW YEAR and LOVE is already beginning to bloom for this lucky young couple. See you at the TANKI WEDDING !!! May all of you have a prosperous and HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

I have an M3 Thunder, harshshah. I use it a lot. I had an M3 Rail before the rebalance; but I rarely used it because I thought it was too complicated. I finally decided to give it a real effort after the rebalance. I tried it ... I liked it. I upgraded the Rail to M2 today. I like it even more. Dihos. Dihos. Dihos. You have disappointed me. I see Twins M3 in your future. I hate Twins because of the noise and the fact their plasma doesn't lose power over distance. It was in the video, hithere1. You need to watch the video carefully. You will be able to see it. My advice is to watch the video at least twenty more times. You will eventually see the skybox. I apologize, NightmareLV. In the future I will only play small maps. Satisfied ??? What is a screen cutter ??? The video was not edited. 86nicknick13, I think that posting pictures with me on the top of the list, which is very rare by the way, with an outrageous score is a waste of time. It's not realistic and in many ways it isn't honest. I always try to post REAL WORLD PICTURES. You aren't always on top !!! After observing a lot of games it is my opinion that these SUPER SCORES are almost always achieved by the use of SUPPLIES (drugs). I play NSB as much as possible. I get a few crystals. I save my Supplies for future use. In general, I have a lot more fun !!! There are a lot of people that tell you in advance that the score was achieved with DRUGS. I respect people with that attitude. There are also a lot of people that don't show the same courtesy. I think they may have some low self esteem issues. After reading this I am sure you are more confused than you were when you started reading the response. Mission accomplished.

You have only been on Tanki for 3 months and you are already a First Lieutenant. The only thing dumber than this troll job is the people that replied to it. Who did you think you were fooling ?

Main screen turn on. What's that you say ?

I think the topic is a lot of fun. Shame ??? FBI has nearly 4000 posts. That tells me that the man has no shame or fingertips. He must wear gloves.

I hereby declare the Rail Gun the KING OF ALL BATTLES !!! It has replaced Shaft as the CAMPERS CHOICE. It is deadly at close range and distances. It is powerful at the M1 level. It can be mastered by the novice user. It is cheap when compared to the other selections. It is effective on any hull. It is a great TEAM WEAPON. Below is a video of some action from the Desert Map. High speed recommended ... it's big. Best viewed in HD. This allows you to view my SplendidGreatAwesomeCoolPowerfulness. There weren't enough adjectives to describe me. I had to create my own. Sneaky Fact #213 In the video I "accidentally shoot" two of my fellow Rail Guns. I immediately apologize. In reality I shot them to weaken them and get them knocked out quicker by the other tanks. This allowed me to make extra points while they were respawning. Kill Stealing is all about TACTICS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uub_EUcV9vQ

LOL !!! As always the facts speak for themselves. To even be mentioned in this fine "scandal sheet" is a great honor. In my opinion this is the best issue to date. Outstanding work guys !! I would have used the word, GREAT, but I only use it when referring to myself.

I would have to be more than sick; I would have to be DEAD. Green tea tastes like BOILED PINE NEEDLES.

I would not call it a fake, Silent. I did have to edit it "just a little bit". In reality it was 20 Consecutive Kills. I knew if I posted the real picture, no one would believe it. I reduced the number to 10 so as not to embarrass the other players. We both know how insecure and sensitive they can be at times.

This isn't a complaint or I would have posted it in Complaints. It is just a rant about the END OF BATTLE LAGS. I know the developers are working to solve the problem of lags, but this END OF BATTLE LAG is starting to be a real problem and a real nuisance. Luckily I caught this one on video. If it had lagged at 00:01 instead of 00:00 I would have lost my precious 8 crystals. What if I had 800 crystals instead of 8 ? This really needs to be looked into by the developers. Watch the vid in HD and watch the clock. As usual I was able to move around, but everyone else had the "spins". I just added the sound effects for the fun of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u_9t6cUQis

Nice score you have there, Cooper. I am beginning to think that Isida is the overpowered turret. Everyone says it is Thunder, but it is still weak in my opinion. The Rail Gun is the one that worries me the most.

Stingerfield because it would be a great camo paint and Seventies because it just looks good.

What exactly is a PEE COCKTAIL ? I hope this isn't what I'm expecting to read.

Please read more carefully. I believe it stated, " Even though it is listed as a NO DRUGS POLYGON; it is not a TRUE NSB." Please don't be a HATER. Thank you and have a nice day.

There is always at least one No Drugs Polygon in the battles list. It is always created by the Russians. Even though it is listed as a NO DRUGS POLYGON; it is not a TRUE NSB. There are always a few druggers in the battle. I was lucky enough to join this one and no one was drugging. No one would join a REAL No Drugs Polygon. NSB Polygon has been tried several times and failed. No one plays them. I don't know why. They are really fun. Please don't be a HATER. Accept the facts and move on with your life. Thank you and have a nice day.

Here is the PROOF !! In the past I have been a TROLL and a bit of a SCOUNDREL; but I can assure all of you that these screen captures are REAL. It appears to me that there are a lot of JEALOUS PEOPLE in the Forum. You should be congratulating me on this GREAT TRIUMPH. Please don't be a HATER !!!

Did I read that Soiko topic about the NEW Tank Testing Tool correctly, Viking ? Is he offering it for sale at 5 rubles ? Sounds good to me if he is doing it. That is less than FIVE USD. Thanks.

It is more than broken, FBI. It's a FAKE. I can see the Tank Testing Tool data in the left corner of the pic. I don't know why people like to post FAKE pictures. It just destroys the GOOD KARMA of the Forum.

I rarely use Skybox. It reduces my lag and increases my FPS. I had to CROP and increase the size of the cropped picture so that it would be readable. That is the best quality I can post. The original would have been over 2 Meg. It would have lagged some users because of the size. How can I record such an epic event when it has ALREADY HAPPENED ? My Topics and Posts are trusted by thousands of people around the world. Why would I want to create a FAKE ??? Please don't be a HATER. Accept the FACTS and enjoy the rebalance..