Fair enough, everyone has to start from somewhere :P

You say that, but that is exactly the opposite of what happened last time the applications were open. After choosing the new editors, you quietly closed the applications, ignoring the rest. What was the word you used to describe other applicants? "Irrelevant", I think it was...

Please don't tell me these streams are replacing the v-logs... Don't get me wrong, streams in general are a good way to chat with the community. However, I (presumably like many others) don't have three hours a week to keep up to date on TO updates and things; the old 5-10 minute vids were concise and helpful enough as they were.

Prezidente: me, the Kaiser, (no, not the bread, fleety) Vice Prez: KillaGmult (aka @KillerGnat) Club represented: HD I s'pose, if not then International Contests or smth or mebbe even AWC (RIP in piece) Why should I be elected: I iz da original gangsta from lundun town, I'm an absolute ledge, archbishop of banterbury, banterlord in chief, vote 4 me and ill take you all out 4 a cheeky nandos with hot piri piri, and yeah I iz da English guy

This probably belongs in forum games, but anyway. Rail gun M3 originally cost 3700 crystals.

Fine Tapped doesn't sound purposeful to me. Changed it back :p Decapitalised, what's wrong with some chaos. Tw Cen MT isn't just a font, it's a way of life. And this is just a descriptive piece, I didn't have any narrative in mind when writing it ^_^

Outside, the sky stands still; rain fizzes down, creating undulating patterns on the window. People scud past, like a faceless mass swirling onwards. Somewhere out there is my friend, who is supposed to arrive in about 5 minutes time. I see a few brightly coloured umbrellas, pinpricks of light and hope interspersed among the otherwise black sea of rain-coated commuters. The weather outside is grotty, but inside is a swirling maelstrom of odours. The aromatic mix of different coffees and teas is bitter yet pleasant. A waiter scampers from table to table, clearing the cups discarded by previous customers. Another appears at my table, brandishing the coffee I ordered - plain black, I like to keep it simple. I take a small sip, and the caffeine buzzes through my nerves like bees in a hive. The shop is not too busy, other customers spread amongst the tables like polka dots. In the corner, there is a couple with a child. She looks about twenty-five. Glowing blond hair flows down to her shoulders, and she has hazel eyes which remind me of a forest floor scattered with autumn leaves. Her partner has brown hair, which is short, but unkempt. His chiselled features and friendly eyes give him the perfect opportunity to be popular wherever he goes. Their child can't be more than five, and is deeply lost in a land of make believe, playing with toy cars like a miniature god controlling a miniature earth. From the fire truck and the police car, I'm guessing there was a serious accident he is now dealing with. Near the back of the shop, there is a hipster with a beanie and tattoos, hammering away at his apple mac. His persistent typing acts as a soothing metronome for the shop. Next to him is a chai latte, which I recognise not from an inherent knowledge of the appearance of teas, but for the fact it is scrawled on the side of the cup. The rain intensifies, solidifying into a downpour. It lashes against the windows like the relentless beating of a drum. The people outside scurry past, hurrying into cover like rats running from a predator. The door of the coffee shop slides open, and a small bell attached to it announces the arrival of my friend, who has unsurprisingly been left dishevelled by the torrent outside, but is nonetheless happy to see me.

So you also say magnum should be nerfed? Interesting that the devs don't listen to the opinions of their CMs, let alone that of the community as a whole.

Sure. I'll apply at some point today or tomorrow.

How many friends are you allowed to have in a battle before it becomes "staged"?

Am I right in thinking that "Most XP in 10 minutes" is practically unbeatable now, as you can only cap 5 flags in a battle?

Can we all please just agree that Silence 1 was the best map Kthxbai :lol:

I'm pretty sure I know who it is.

Nice article, but a bit text wall-y Lol. You could probably halve each of the paras and have the same effect. Very nice overall though :lol:

But does the listed damage only count direct hits? If a Magnum misses, the splash can do less than 1100 damage. Shouldn't that be taken into account?

Bai bai marc, enjoy life and the Weeknd (because who likes weekdays :P). Thanks for everything, TTC, AWC, and all, and good luck elsewhere!

eee logged onto the wrong acc and got confused. Do stop the salts and insulting tho.

Ok, salt aside, I have a genuine reaction to this update: It didn't work. I missed yday's missions on my alt (week 2 day 3), and got reset to week 1 day 1. Anyone else had the same issue? ​Edit: I did a stupid .-. Wrong acc.

Practice* As I said on Discord, the second paragraph should be either removed or improved in my opinion. You could describe the 'falling in love' to be gradual, thus increasing the contrast with the final sentence, or rapid, as a headrush, etc. Also, why an ice cream shop :blink:

If that's the original logo, which it looks to be, then it was removed over copyright issues. Thanks for all the goodbye messages, now I wish ye all luck in the future, and unfollow the topic. Adieu!

Considering that the winner of the 2017 elections (I can't even remember who it was) won very little if anything, what is the point here?

It isn't supposed to be difficult .-. Really cool idea though, cant wait for results to be published

No, s/he is a Lieutenant Colonel.

Next time? We had RCs and I nearly left after those because no one turned up. International Championship WAS the next time. 3 matches. You only had to turn up to 3 matches. For 150k. That's obscene, one of the best prizes in esports ever yet nope. That didn't work out. Will the be another next time? Who knows. Good luck if it comes :)

Ok. Well... I don't really know how to say this but... (MajorAnnouncementXXX) I have left this clan. I joined a clan at 1st Lt to try and get some esports experience, and clearly this isn't right for that. I came for esports, but stayed for the people. @LIMITFULL, @Extreme245, Flabsy, Dedimult, sporkl, rish, Extiger, ttk, zenmult, and the list goes on. I lub you all and its been so great getting to know you. I'll still be relatively active, if you ever need anything, I'll still be the right end of a PM, be it discord, skype, forum, happy and willing to help as far as I can. However, now we've been dropped to Newcomers? I don't think I can handle it. Of 21 RCs, I turned up to 18. We had enough people to make a team for 4 matches. 4 times out of 21, no other people could be bothered to turn up. Then came International Championship. All you had to do was turn up to 3 matches for 150k. 3 matches​. How many matches did we play? (And I say "we" very loosely, it was literally 4v1 at one point). We played 1 match. And "Played" is being generous. You all need to try being a skype rep and discovering just how soul crushing it is to have to forfeit day after day after day, week after week, tournament after tournament, because your clan mates, in supposedly the most active clan in the EN forum, couldn't be bothered to turn up. So I give up on you. Sorry to steal credit, but it was me registering us for every RC that got us to 2nd league. I did all I could to get us there, and I tried my best to keep us there. I missed 3 IC matches, yes, but I tried. Anyway, doom and gloom aside: Page 650, my little nubby application is still there, hidden away in a spoiler, with an instant yes from Flabsy <3. Since then, pages 1k, 2k... You'll hit 3k before long, I'm sure of it. Gallery: https://postimg.cc/gallery/2jaljt6oc/ - just a couple random pics from the times throughout the eras. ​As for misc admin stuff, I will stay in the discord, but as an ex-member. The Cult will remain, leaderless. The main posts will be transferred to DoS soon. As for the in game clan? I guess I'll promote you all to Commander, then you can do whatever. ​Edit: so for possibly the last time in this thread; ​This is Kaiser (not the bread, fleety) signing off.