I am stronger because you can't think of another reason other than the fact that you think I am thick to prove that I am weaker than you.

I am stronger because you are accusing me of being a three-year-old, and that's weird, considering you are, in fact, the three-year-old here.

I am stronger because I can also spell words I learnt in pre-school like 'you'. P.S. You just had to edit it so you didn't look stupid, didn't you?

I am stronger because I can spell over three words correctly in my post.

Really good, islands was my fave, I'm surprised at how many you've made....

Call.

Yup. +1.

SilentShadow - 1, TheShadowDragon - 0.

Here's what Contaminated has to say on the matter.

Yep, happy B'day!

Then that would make him feel stupid.

You've already got one... Wish granted, but it tempts you to use orange text again and you forget to eat it. I wish for a mouth to eat your carrot with.

I am strongest because I don't use unnecessary capital letters.

Builders

Who is that guy? Is he stupid? Why is he slapping himself? ***** in that video... Needs more little ponies in your lifes Who likes My Little Pony? Have you SEEN the adverts?

I am strongest, because you hardly ever use black font. :P The invisible font is way better...

That's pretty cool... I bet no-one will make a single dent in his tank.

Banned for using a non-emoticon face.

The FBI surrenders to my awesomeness. Now I am King of this hill.

...even though that isn't really possible to do twice, but...

*facepalm* Does that count as clapping?

Chuck Norris. (Durrr...) Chuck Norris vs The Stig (randomly)

I am honoured, that's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to anyone... You are sitting on a park bench and watching some birds fly past you. Then suddenly, you find you are not on the park bench, but up in the sky and you are so scared that you dive-bomb straight into the bench and smash it. My other fear is bulls.

I trap the genie in a lamp and cast a spell on you so you forget that he was ever there...

*facepalm*