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Loackie

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  1. Should I just quote these then add to the original post?
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    Let's Discuss Shaft!

    Wow, you get ALL your points in Monte Carlo? No map diversity? I was abusing the broken OPness of Firebird at the lower ranks, but I at least learned maps. Also, I can't take it seriously when people think they're "good" because they consistently win Monte Carlo. Even Stadium isn't as bad. The map is extremely camper-heavy in CTF. (TDM is borderline tolerable) Oh, you can't go either ramp because a Rail is guarding. You want to go down the lower route? NOPE, Shaft camping that corridor, and its really only avoidable through invisibility hacks. Want to go up that top path? Yeah, no. You're asking to get creamed if trying to capture the flag that way, even Smokies and Hammers will do full damage. And you can't win without drugs? STRIKE THREE. This literally parallels with the "he can't play without drugs" insult used by 3 year old children around the globe. This is coming from someone who was a hardcore drugger during the winter, burning through about 500 DPs within a 2-week period. Guess what? I DON'T rely on boxes to win. Likewise, I don't believe items have anything to do with the word "skill" unless you are efficient with the items. Guess where being efficient comes from? SKILL. I disabled boxes not only for campy play, but that it unfairly advantages the fastest hull. Also, considering you missed a point-blank shaft scope shot from about 50-80m away TWICE, I am highly doubtful. And please, no excuses.
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    Darky's Garage Analysis

    Lol, do we just subtract 2 or 3 pts from each, considering you're pro? :P no way in heck can i catch 2 gold boxes in a 5 min period, or even hope for one a day.
  4. It's mentioned in the article that someone suggested me to put there, so I'm not sure if I want to paraphrase the article. It does a better job than me, regardless of the lack of visuals. But thanks for sharing, if the link suddenly breaks I'll make sure to add.
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    Let's Discuss Shaft!

    Paints defeat the purpose of a duel. Imagine if you had savanna. Drugs ruin the purpose of a duel. Boxes encourage campy play. AND MONTE CARLO PFFF
  6. Loackie

    Let's Discuss Vulcan!

    It can't be as bad as Ricochet. It just can't.
  7. Wow, this is a REALLY underappreciated thread...Any issues people have? I'm changing the font size to 14, and making each tactic slightly clearer by adding underlined text.
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    Let's Discuss Shaft!

    Inb4 someone says "loackie you shrewd kid" I also played him in Aleksandrovsk, a medium-sized map.
  9. Loackie

    Let's Discuss Shaft!

    Loacksaur...Sandbox, please
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    Let's Discuss Shaft!

    Fine, fight my alt. It's three ranks lower than you, but ranked up today.
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    Smoky vs. Hammer vs. Thunder - choose!

    By that logic, we can't compare Shaft and Railgun...?
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    Let's Discuss Railgun!

    ^uses ampersand when ranting about proper use of grammar^ ^ apparently can't take a compliment ^ I can't believe I'm taking this seriously. If you're a pro, can you afford nice things like 2 meals a day and house rent, assuming you were the only person in your household? That is (close to) the definition of "professional", and "pro" is an abbreviation for that.
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    Let's Discuss Hammer!

    Please fall from a 2-tile drop so i can laugh in your face when i flip you. 3:
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    Let's Discuss Shaft!

    I'm pretty sure splitter has some extra combos. He's totally doing this for teh lulz
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    Let's Discuss Hornet!

    1) The Wasp isn't far ahead enough. 2) The Hornet's front bumper isn't absolutely destroyed? :O
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    Let's Discuss Railgun!

    *mtn dew raining* *all bags of doritos open themselves and turn themselves upside down* *all call of duty games are on a 110% sale* *every airhorn starts making noise*
  17. Loackie

    Let's Discuss Hammer!

    I could do the second step and have about 90-100k left (would only cost 16k for me :))
  18. Loackie

    Let's Discuss Hunter!

    Pre-sale: -5 Armor -3 Max speed -1 Turning speed Post-sale: -7 Armor -6 Max speed -2 Turning speed Cost about 15k. :3
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    Let's Discuss Hammer!

    Expensive hammer paints won't save you from Hammer with MUed impact (like mine. >:))
  20. I'll need some assistance for the pictures, do you know anybody who can help? I actually want to make quite a bit (almost all :P) of them .gif files or gfycat videos, if possible.
  21. I could definitely make an autoaim guide, if you want. It'll definitely be shorter than this one though.
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    [Guide] Loackie's Guide to Tanki Online's Physics Engine

    Loackie's Guide to Tanki Online's Physics Engine Introduction Commands/Inputs (These are essential to utilize the physics engine in Tanki Online.) Basic Tactics (Tactics for the noobs or the noob at heart.) Intermediate Tactics (Oh, you mastered the Basic Tactics? I can win Tic-Tac-Toe too!) Advanced Tactics (The title isn't there for show. I'm not being paid anyway.) Example (This isn't your Trig class, you're actually going to use this.) Extra Tidbits (They didn't exactly fit with the physics engine, but are vital to a good playstyle.) Credits (For people who helped me during and after the creation of this guide) Thank you, the reader, for reading my guide! Comments and feedback are valued. If you have noticed any errors, feel free to say so; I will fix them as soon as I notice. If you also have any other things that you feel should fit into this guide, just message me! Nao go n merk sum XP nubs! (plz?)
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    Gold Boxes!

    Wow, this is my lucky day! I don't have proof, but I caught the gold accidentally in Polygon. (I was backing up on a ramp to see where gold was falling, and i apparently jumped on some tanks for the gold box. :p) Later that day, I spawned on a gold box after some isida refused to kill me, and I had to SD.
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    Let's Discuss Hammer!

    Hammer is great. Also caught a gold too. :)
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