:lol: :D B) :wub: The person below me fainted in school

yes lol would you eat a 100yrs old cheese for 10000$?

no, thats just wrong Would you jump off your house's roof for 50000$?

of course not <_< Would you pee in your bed for 20$?

no i wont would you burn your dinner table for 500$?

NO WAY Would you tell your mom cuss words for 500$?

no, its too dangerous would you lick your socks for 500$?

The SWTMR are my glasses -_-

depends if my friend are girls or guys ;) would you curse yourself so that youll never have a girlfriend fro 1000000$?

of course thats like a gain of 1500$ and then ill sell the iphone 2 :P would you trade your computer for a pencil for 500$?

Yes, I always wanted to get a dog :P Would you flood youre house with water for 100000$?

Congrats Darth :lol:

No Would you sell all your equipment for 100$?

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[issue 27] [Guide] Eating Chicken

yes, i love no one would you reveal your most embarrassing secret for 1000$?

yes of course :P would you eat a 100yrs old cheese for 1000$

No you obviously cannot the point is to CONTINUE the story :P

^^^ sry typo :P i meant would you cut both your ears off for 10000000$?

yes ill sell my garage(rail m1 and wasp m1) then use the 1000$ to buy the same thing :P would you cut a ear off for 1000000$

Update on the English/Russian Tensions By Kevred As the tensions between the Russian and English communities of Tanki Online is at it's peak, unconfirmed suspicions arises that ''The Dictator" might actually be a secret Russian organization trying to overtake the EN forum from the inside. According to many players, hogree's recent guide "Eating Chicken" proves this. "The Dictators crew made tis guide to disable the US part of the EN comunity!" , "We US dudes need tose chicks !!" "up wit chikens! yeah man!" says american users. Tankers affirm that the guide is actually a cleverly instigated plan to decimate the chicken population of the Americas, and many players now want to retaliate. "This attack cannot go unanswered!", " We'll show those Reds!" shouts supporters. So, a few weeks ago, the EN community sent a undercover spy into the Russian servers to investigate. And yesterday, he came back with some disturbing news. Apparently, the Russian tankers appear to be training for what they call a "Clan War". But our lie experts know better. "It appears they are preparing for some kind of invasion" says Doctor Who, after hours of thinking and gaming. Is the EN forum going to be overtaken by Russians? What do we do now? Let's hear what Dr. Klaus, of the EDA (English Defence Agency), has to say. "In my opinion, this phrase of Goldrock: «towards its aim of total domination of the Press section. » proves The Dictator's culpability beyond doubt. So, we must first eradicate the inside threat before dealing with the outside one. The first step to take will be to diminish The Dictator's influence in the Press section. That's why I vote we reduce The Dictator's icon in the monthly newspaper issues. Join the EN Resistance!". For your information, Dr. Klaus disappeared a few hours after the interview... and was later found in the garage, eating a banana. Meanwhile, Remaine has decided to make a "Drinking Vodka" guide, to undermine the Russians' morale. Most people are confident about the war: "Clean you're arrow keys and polish you're space bars, we're going to war!", says a very eager tanker. Nevertheless, not everyone believes the "Colder War", as many players now calls it. "Trust me guys, we're on...er, I mean, the Dictator's crew is on you're side!", claims GauldRok. "I agree with GoldRock! Er... I mean GauldRok!" says Hoggry. And some are more neutral. "Dude, you shouldn't be posting this in The Dictator's, r u crazy or what?". in the meantime, the EDA has promised to start a boycott of the paint "Red" next week, so don't worry readers, no Reds will breach your house today! So, are we witnessing the beginning of the Second Cold War between the US and the Soviet Union (formerly known as Russia)? How will it affect you and you're computer? Are chickens yummier cooked or grilled? Tune in to find out! ~~Kevred disappeared an hour after this post was posted, and stains of red was found in his house. Later investigations revealed the red compound was tomato juice, and Kevred was found eating a hamburger at Mc Donald's~~

Amazing. Amazing amazing amazing That's all I can say :)

a rock that...

yes i love beetles! ( actually i never tasted them, but cant be that bad, right? :P ) would you erase the memory of your first day of school for 5000$?