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Day 953, I have been enchanted by this evil spell put before me. I no longer have control over my mobile device, it has consumed me. Constantly deeming me as a "noob kid hy6", asking for updates without an ounce of respect, and the constant demand of purchasing drugs. How long can I keep this hidden from my family? I must...resist........Oh look another sale! Bubye real life, me go start no lifing Polygon CPs on my phone.

Dear Tanki, why do you bother me with these irrelevant and fabricated theories of a spherical world? Everyone knows that the world is actually shaped like a banana, not even exaggerating, here's proof Please change the incorrect picture in your topic message. Regards Banana Earth Society

i believe they're called Reporters

So, you thought I was giving free crystals now were you? Well, it doesn't work like that hotshot. First I shall enjoy torturing you by laying a sea of spoilers before you. Yes, it has been done many times by many people and it does not have many outcomes, just one in particular; nothing. Go on then, don't you have anything better to do? There are no free crystals. I lied, you must be really desperate if you open these spoilers to find something. Well there is something, but it isn't what you think. Alright then, BEHOLD:

This explains everything

Do an apache helicopter version for people who identify themselves as apache helicopters,

May his light shine upon us for generations to come.

Happy Women's Day everyone! Here's a toast to the incredible women in our society holding the bits and crumbs of our lives together, love you all! And remember, there are no girls on the internet.

I guess they will enjoy me being gone and thus are showing that plagiarism can be attempted without consequences now :ph34r:

Maybe it's a trap to trigger nazis? I'll keep it there, looks good :D

Hello everyone. As most of you know, my real life schedule has overpowered my Tanki prowess for the past few weeks. I am sad to announce that I am retiring from the Amateur Helpers team. Don't worry, you'll still read from me in the Tanki Newspaper, but being an AWS Helper deserves so much more time and effort than I am giving it. Like most helpers who have university/jobs to attend to, time management is incredibly difficult, and enormously different from the time spent in school. It was a good three months of dictatorship servitude, I got to meet amazing new people, and I was introduced to some magnificent writers and individuals who I would love to see wearing the mantle of Multhood one day. I am honored to have worked for you, and although my time here was brief, it cannot be compared to the things I've learnt from this amazing experience. My message to everyone out there, never be afraid. People will criticize you, discourage you from writing, they'll even pose obstacles to prevent you from achieving success, but you must push on. We must all focus on the big picture here, does one write only to seek fame and recognition, or to reach out to a people thousands of miles away? This is Destrod signing out, long live the Flexolution. PS: I'll get the prizes sorted out for the tournament before leaving!

Ugh, another apology letter. I really feel terrible guys, I've been experiencing severe internet problems and I've not been able to do much all week. Since I am not worthy of keeping my own deadlines, I shall not give them for the next challenge; it will be based on the number of entries instead of a time limit. I will try my best to do this as soon as possible.

It goes to show you that some things look like they went all wrong, but from another person's perspective, it can be a completely different story.

Edit: Edition 2 Results released! Next Challenge will be posted tommorow, look out for that!

May I remind you all that this is a contest. Whatever liberty you have is your own, and it gives you no right to start smashing at other people because of things you didn't do. No one is advertising you to come here, if you don't participate, I will hold no grudge against you. And concerning the judgement of entries, and the time delay, I should inform you that all helpers are volunteers. They have real lives, real families and real priorities to look after. Sure, you have the right to await response, and spam twee's inbox asking him to approve articles and question us about your entries and all your queries, that is what we are here for. We aren't randomly picked, each member of the Reporter team is there for a reason, it is because they are skilled at what they do, and no one holds the right to publicly ridicule their actions. So please keep the discussion clear and vivid, and do not engage yourselves in flame wars. This is a place of inspiration, not conflict.

Approved. - changes in formatting A really good depiction of how the real world works these days. Well written, undeniably and inevitably true!

Once a mult, always a mult

Whuuut? An issue which isn't written by Reporters? I demand justice!!!?!!

Approved. - Correction of two typos - Replacing of words with pronouns - Changes in line spacing I always say 'interesting piece' when I read a good article, so I'll change it a bit this time. A decent piece of writing! Although you do need more work with your expression, I must say that you have tremendously evolved compared to the first time you wrote here.

I wonder what the sentence on the top could mean ;)

Hello everyone, terribly sorry for the delay, I've been a bit slammed this week. Entries have been accepted and recorded, look out for the results soon!

I am experiencing the same issue. I can log into the lobby just fine, but my screen turns blank white when I join a Rugby mode battle, or any other battle for that matter. I am also facing irregularities in CTF mode. Flags taken by the enemy team and Flags lost by our team are not showing the general yellow flash message, even though the sound effects are working properly.

Just read it. Amazing work as usual Hippin!

Approved. -Size adjustments - Addition of words to make the sentence easier to comprehend - Correction of two past tense mistakes. Although this piece doesn't strike as amazing, it has decent potential as a 3-4 sequel series. Perhaps something more generic in the next sequel? A sudden twist? Anyhow, a good attempt and I'm sure things will pan out once the next sequel is written!