That is such a lie!!

Nothing.

1. Yes 2. Yes of course. I had a special one since I was 7. 3. It is my legendary-old-from-the-stone-age PC It would've been my favorite holiday if the school was off.

1. Your teacher got busted? But you were suspended? 2.Wut? 3. I think red line 3 should have come before red line 2. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ My worst experience was when I was in Kindergarten. i accidentally pierced my best friend's hand with a very sharp pencil. Yup, it is always scary for a little kid to see blood coming out and a fresh wound. That memory still gives me dilemma. He also stopped being my friend after that.

Ok Guys. I am SORRY to plagiarize. I did not know it was plagiarizing, the idea of making this topic was given to me by Darren, and after I was done writing it, I showed it to him and he said 'Awesome'. What was I supposed to do? Scratch my whole article away? The head of TWG gave me a topic and a thumbs up for it. So, I just posted it, and @Lhamster, sorry for the offense I did (If I did any). Please forgive me, and hope it won't stand against me in the future. I quit TWG and ya thats all. I think I'll just go solo and write my normal topics on how Tanki started. If you have already read that one, do you think that is plagiarized? If not then please tell as I would like to make stories like that without the hate. If you want that topic's link then I can give it to you.

I quit...

OH NO! What Have I done! I am NOT a real reporter and this is off-topic discussion. I should have never written articles.

I am a name myself THEAwesomeKILLERChicken.

Detailed Guide To a Banana I think we have all read those two legendary article/guide about chickens and potatoes by hogree and Lhamster . If not, well nothing to say, just that i loved 'em (those were the only topics I read).So, I decided to write a guide about Bananas. Why not? Bananas are king OK. But before you read this be advised that this will be long.... ____________________________________________________________________________________________ How to Distinguish Between a Banana and a Chicken Wing? It's fairly simple to distinguish between a banana and a chicken wing once you are fully trained. But for beginners here: 1. A Banana 2. A Chicken Wing How to Eat It? It's also fairly simple if you follow these steps: 1. Take one 2. Peel it open 3. Bite it, chew it, swallow it 4. Throw away the skin 5. Go back to your TV 6. Come back the next day and repeat

How do you fight against former Gissimos? Are you one? If yes, then why call them former gissimos? Now back to point, You have any idea the skills of pro XP players? They are unbelievably gud. This combination is the only combination in the game that requires training and practice to fully use its strength. It is also the most equalized battle format where the only difference is the skill. And where do you find these show offs? I don't see em. XP players only roam in RU1, and why do you visit RU1 in that rank anyways.

Illumintai Confirmed.

Dayum Semyon why leave? Why leave us after making this title hilarious. Pls come back....or at least make more titles like this.

^ FB eh? Well you got some thing good. Mine was that Obama would name his Grandson Blackrafid -_-

I can't make it that long my story will continue and you will find godmode there...

This is for bengali speakers not Indians...go to your own topic pls

2007, Age of Mythology

How did Godmode_On begin? I'd love to do that, l'l go search Police archives right now.

^Who laughs at Stories? Laugh at memes pls.

So how did Tanki really begin? We all heard the stories right? Well guess what you heard wrong. And, if you have never heard the story well then I'd suggest that you continued. Note: The original beginning of TO is just a cover up made by the CIA or was it the KGB, Dunno. So one faithful day Mr.Kovtun was walking home from his daily walk thinking about what game he should create next. At one point, he was confronted by a gang of monkeys, yes you read it correctly, I did in fact write monkeys. He did not have anything with him to fight them off but he did have a pair of bananas (Dunno why). SO, what he did was he took one out and lured them towards a man-hole. Opened it, dropped the banana, the monkeys jumped, he closed it again, and ran for his home. He locked the door and threw the other banana at his computer, it bounced of the monitor and landed on his keyboard. His MS Word was open and the banana typed Tanki Online (Coincidence? Guess not). So, he thought to himself why not make a game about tanks and in the honor of the banana for saving his life he decided to name the game Tanki Online. So he talked about this to his other computer genius friends, and after a month of creating the game(Yes it took them only one month). Now the most important question to them was what would be the fuel for those legendary tanks, and they noticed that Kasim was eating a baked potato with garlic sauce. And, the same idea clicked on their minds simultaneously just like in the movies where one person thinks about the same thing the other person is thinking. Well forget whatever I just said about movies, let's get back to the point, so when they saw it they thought why not make potatoes the fuel for tanks. They completed everything and submitted to the game publisher. When they submitted it, they were nervous because they thought there game would be rejected, and in fact their game was rejected because the publishers loved potatoes and did not like the way Kovtun and his friends discriminated potatoes by making it a fuel! a Fuel!! can you believe it? of course you can because I have already told you. Now, moving on, the publishers tried to sue them but, one of those publishers were smart and took them to the CIA or was it the KGB, who knows. There The Tanki developers were made to change the story about how Tanki was created into making it the story we all heard. Yes I know weird right? If not, then you are awesome like me. Well that was the end, hopefully you liked it, and if you want more, if you want of course, then don't remember to comment and like this. Note: Before the hate, if you have any, remember that I wrote this in ten minutes while listening to Spag Heddy and bearing the disturbance of Darren and Penguin on Skype. And mods, don't close it and if you have any problems with it then PM me and I'll change the points which broke the rule. Any hows ciao.

Should I apply? Dunno...If I do I think I'd most probably write funny articles.

I am never gonna rank, I think everyone noticed that already... And sup Bl1209 long time.

I went to village recently, the temp. there drops to 7 degree Celsius at night(In our country that is a lot). And i cities it is at a range of 12 to 18.

Red Tem IN my current Clan ok

If I just had dem skillz and were a gissimo wid no lags I would have joined da red team. :(

SNape only became my favorite character in the movie after the twist that he was all this helping Harry. Dam sad to see him dead.