I know it this far 3.14159265358979323

Quick battle

I'd also recommend trying Wolfram Alpha, it answers practically all maths problems, and shows alternate solutions/workings. http://www.wolframalpha.com/

Joined late.. seems legit

If you look carefully, your name is clearly visible in the image.

Congrats :)

"If I can't get it, no-one's having it"

Ok, I'm just gonna go and make a Christmas topic, as it's getting close.

I've never had anything too significant. Broken fingers several times and also fell on a rock once and cut my leg open, apparently they 'glued' the wound closed or something, and there's still some mean scar to this day.

Why did Bob fall over? Someone threw a brick at him.

I don't see how this is a mystery at all... Earth will definitely end. The question is, whether it'll happen soon, or in millions or billions of years.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police; your entire family were killed in a car accident.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did one caterpillar say to the other? Nothing. Caterpillars are incapable of intelligent speech.

A man walked into a bar. He had an alcoholic drink, and left.

You turned crediting me into an anti-joke.. seems legit :lol: ... Why did Bob fall over? He had no legs.

5 * 7950 = 39750 crys Thanks

Ahaha, I love anti-jokes and this is gonna be a fun topic. Did you know, that if you lined the world's population up around the equator, most of them would drown.

Yay :D

People were bored, full-stop army took force, and then we were destroyed.

^

Instructions unclear; got potato stuck in blender.

The Dictator living up to its credibility as usual... Great article and looking forward to the next issue :)

Mine's a Dell XPS 8300, customized for gaming. It's 3 years old now, but still going strong. Windows 7, 64-bit Intel Core i7-2600 CPU (3.4 GHz) 8GB of RAM AMD Radeon HD 6700 GPU 2TB storage It cost >£1000 at the time.