I get attacked by an invisible Firebird every time I eat "Inferno" hot sauce...even after i swallow said food ...it still continues to burn me..and yes...I turn red till I pop

1. If I'm doing better than you I flex my muscles in the mirror saying oooohhhh yyyeeeeaaaa 2. If you are doing better than me I am swearing at you through the screen......JK 3. If everyone is doing better than me...I leave the battle and join a lower rank and pick on low ranks...(I know sad but true) :P Funny topic

Hi Lank....yea......they are.....I was on Archangels with the both of them so I have known them for a while and I can say they are 2 of the best Tanki players I have seen. I am not trying to prop them up it is just the plain truth

LOL...you know :lol: :D :P

When you are yelling at the screen at some noob that is blocking you from scoring with the flag... Then your wife smacks you with the frying pan and tells you to shut up. Then you try to rationalize the reason you where yelling at the noob to your wife who absolutely has no idea what you are talking about because she doesn't play Tanki. Then you tell the wife "you don't understand..I am a legend in Tanki" Then she says .."what...a legend in your own mind" and you say thats good enough for me. mean while the whole time you been arguing with your wife 3 gold boxes fell right in front of you and that noob you where yelling at ....well he got all 3 boxes because ...welll you where being a noob :blink: DOH

TV missile like the one in this video of BF2

TV guided missile...if any of you ever played Battlefield 2 I am thinking like the gunner seat in the helicopters. Or like other have said, a mortar style weapon but TV guided. It will shoot up and you will have a birds eye view of the map from the shell and guide it to your target...Awesome.

look a little closer...those are not PM notifications, they are replies from the threads he has posted on

yo Fatal...I have M2 rail now. We could have a friendly duel any time you want ...you know I'm good for it :D :D :D

Oops...I am on my phone doing this^^^ you may see that as 4 months but in the US that is Dec. To Jan. (12 Dec 1 Jan.) I know other countries write the date different with month as the 2nd character. Some countries put the month as the 1st character

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789...seven ate nine...haha get it....that is why six is afraid of seven

How do you know its a scam?...I tried to go to it and the page never loaded

I eat every other tank I battle -_- I know, it's cliché sounding. :D I eat cereal, fruit, veggies, tuna, chicken, peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, and coffee....Thanks ..now I am hungry

nope ....don't work

I just did that too...and no luck for me..I have a mac, I don't know if that matters but I can not access Tanki :( hopefully thing get resolved soon I am having withdrawals.. :blink:

LOL....Fatal...I want to watch the duel...I loves me some humble pie!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: @ Remaine............yes he is...LOL

He called you the hall monitor ..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :huh:

If they are in front of me I will get them...but I want the lions share of the battle fund and that is how I (try to) get most of my crystals. I have been addicted to MU's so I am broke lately...LOL...I need to go to MU rehab and start saving for my Big Thunder Stick Blower Upper. OOHH YYEEAA

I have noticed that when I am very close, like at point blank Rail seems to have less damage. I have 1 shot a guy all game long and when he can get close to me I have to 2 shot him. I would advise rail also...more versatile If you have to choose ..or just get both

Save up for Tundra and MU that ...WAY more rail protection for the crystals. I think you would be better off with that IMO.

I was just playing a game in "Lost Temple" and the other team had 3 or 4 strategically placed Shaft gunners and they where wreaking havoc on my team. That is a good Shaft map IMO

When will I eat pizza again?

still using Rail...I don't see any problems...I do use a run and gun style though.. I also use Thunder which is better suited for my style but for now its M2 Rail vs M1 Thunder so Rail wins out for my personal use.. I will be back on Thunder when I get the funds to upgrade it.

In my opinion the where Psycho at the very least sociopathic. They may have been genius but also psycho.