Blazing dragon, you've obviously not been on the forum for as long as most of the commenters here have. So, maybe if you tried investigating, you'd find out why I did this.

No, I mean, how is this article even related to Tanki?

Agreed, I deleted my post :lol:

I have a question. Aren't you a Tanki Writing Group?

Again, we are NOT here to praise the developers, we simply wrote our respective articles to make you UNDERSTAND the developers' duty. Did you see the words 'Semyon is a god' anywhere?

Whoa there, he never told you to quit playing, he was merely trying to hint that you're a bit too angry. Please don't take me the wrong way, but you're the one paying, and Tanki is not forcing those dollars from your wallet. If you're this angry about the decline in quality, don't invest, but rather, recall those good ol' times when your money was worth it. Also, SIR, you say we insulted you? Well then, let me ask you, why is it that I feel your tone indicates that you consider yourself to constitute the upper echeleon of Tanki Online just because you're a 'paying' customer? It's not so, please, otherwise we all would have to buy Tanki Online. Now, about that rather hurting line you said there - 'You would disappoint if you didn't talk down to us'. If you say we're insulting you, can you kindly stop insulting US? We're not here to brainwash you, each person interprets our article their own ways. And also, could you tell us what is sad and pathetic in his reply? He is merely trying to help you not waste a lot of money in repairing your computer screen that can otherwise be used to buy more crystals. And also, it seems unfair to put the blame on two individuals for your decision to leave the game - you can always not read our articles and only look at the ones that 'suit your fancy' - remind me to tell the other reporters to write articles praising the greatness of buyers and why we should treat them like VIPs. I've reached the end of my patience now. If you can write scathing remarks about us without thinking about what you write, I can write a scathing reply too. We can't stop you from leaving, but if you really are, kindly STOP BEHAVING LIKE AN IMMATURE PERSON AND DON'T LEAVE JUST BECAUSE WE WROTE AN ARTICLE IN WHICH YOU LOT ARE NOT PORTRAYED AS VIPs! Sure, it will be sad for anyone if they leave after a long time due to poor updates, but then, isn't this stretching it a bit too much? And finally, let me tell you that you're free to speak your opinion of us - however, think for a while before you make hasty and unfounded accusations like this one - we don't do things like that, and we do interact with the players to know their opinions. Why else haven't you seen an article like this before? As reporters, it is our duty to present an issue from both sides of the coin. We've done the positive part before, and this was merely to encourage some positivity from the players. Well, goodbye then, in two weeks, "that X is going to be closed for the last time", and you can take back those nice memories of a dilapidated, obsolete game and two disrespectful, high-and-mighty reporters who accelerated your decision. Such a swell way to remember the game.

Yeah, sure, we put him in and the newspaper turns into a gossip magazine for criticizing all updates released by the developers.

Actually, KSHMR is much higher at #23, but he's technically Indo-American, not Indian, so we had to do with this guy called DJ Chetas who doesn't even have a single song against his name :mellow:

Oh, damn, I'm so sorry, the spring balance reads 16 N.

Hey, hey, an Indian DJ's among the Top 100 DJs of the world! http://djmag.com/top100dj Scroll down to #59. This guy's beat the likes of Dillon Francis, Firebeatz, Daft Punk, Flux Pavilion, Sander van Doorn and Knife Party :O Give a big hand for that guy

It's actually for 9th grade, I actually implied that 10th graders will find this easy :lol:

Okay, I got a question for you physics buffs. People in tenth grade and above need not scoff at this question, nor need any of you google this question: A block hangs from a spring balance, and the latter reads 20 N. A bucket full of water is weighed on a weighing machine, and the weighing machine reads 40 N. Now, the block is completely immersed in the water (STILL attached to the spring balance) and the spring balance now reads 16 N. Find the new reading on the weighing machine. NB - As the experiment is being conducted, the bucket remains on the weighing machine. It's very, very, VERY easy - you just need to get your concepts clear.

I'm not so sure about the metagaming and the respawn thing.

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Let's hope they pick me for testing, I'm absolutely itching to try it out :P

You need to send examples of your writing work (preferably related to Tanki) to @ReporterApplications in a PM. You can send anything - guides, stories, articles, etc etc etc.

Digital Fortress by Dan Brown.

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Actually, Biology is very interesting - just that the factor which puts everyone off (including me) is having to write LOADS of points if you want to get full marks for the question, and THAT is extremely tedious, not to mention boring.

THIS. DESERVES. TO. BE. ON. THE. HOMEPAGE. I don't buy, and will never do so, but I am always against the cause of discriminating buyers. This is a well constructed article that subtly, but passionately delivers the point home without any fancy words - the exact type of words to which one pays most attention. Money can either be used on real life or on Tanki, and wherever you use it, you're doing it for yourself, not for others. Brilliantly written article, I agree with everything you've said there.

I guess the developers did well by not giving a sale this time - look how much you were whining about that measly 10% during the Tanker's Day Sale, and now, look where we are, begging for 40% discounts! GGWP Tanki :D

Tankers, we are so sorry, but due to circumstances beyond our control, the deadline is now the 28th of October. We are so sorry for the inconvenience; but till then, get your engines roaring!

1. Still didn't get it. 2. It's root t MINUS 1/root t, not plus.