Well, Superman once decided to go on a joyride to the moon but forgot that there is no oxygen in space. He ded.

Well, well, well. What do I see? People requesting 50% sales after this one is over! No point crying over spilt milk, people. Just enjoy the 40% and pray for a 50% discount later on. Although I must admit it's strange not to see a 70% for more than/about a year

Got Fortress kit B) I'm simply lovin' it. GG with my first ever kit. I'm still getting used to Mammy, but this rocks for my first battle with it. In fact, I recorded a D/L of above 1, something I've not done in a long time! :D

^Rico M?

40% is a lot, you know. You guys are just used to 50% ^_^ Thank you, Tanki! Now I can play those Poly DMs. B) Fortress Kit FTW. Loving it.

You mean @QueenSeraphina? And thanks, I bought it. Now I can finally play dem Polygon DMs B)

Please help me out - it's urgent.Do I get Fortress Kit? I play small to medium-sized maps, and I play mostly DMs and CTFs.

I suppose so.. This is because Lham was busy, he'll be back from Issue 40 onwards and the old design'll continue ;)

Nothing, my stupid mobile dreamed of it. Thanks for pointing that out.

A big hearty congratulations to @greyat and @sonofchrysalis3 on becoming full reporters! Flaunt that avatar and do the Press proud! :D As for me, congrats to me for getting added to the Reporter Candidate list .-. I wait another Issue to get my avatar

Can anyone post pictures of Paper Tanks over here? I'm waiting to see 'em.

Fail quoting :lol: Anyway, @Meliora is much faster, around 125 WPM or so.

Generalissimos having a full garage cannot make purchases in any sale :huh: Where've you been? Semyon just told you, it will affect the economy! Be happy that there is a 40% sale at least! What would it be like if there was no sale at all?

XT equipment is only available for Generalissimos :)

Yaad aa gayi? Yaad to hamesha thi, bhai! Yaar hum reporters ko superstar mat samajhke rakho, hum log doosre logo ka yaad rakte hain, bhai! Just that I have exams, so I'm not very active :P

You, sir, are a bit too stereotypically inclined....

Good one, Sem. See, this is what the devs really do - work for the progress of the game. If they were to just sit around and give discounts - well, Semyon said it himself - the game wouldn't be around. I see many people have valid points, and I'd just like to say - if it's not this time, it'll be the next. When Semyon closes a door, he opens a window :lol: . Now, I directly speak to those guys going Off-Topic : please don't bother now you can't speak anything worthwhile. All you wanted to do was vent your frustration on the game (I can totally understand that, btw) but now, can we stick to berating Tanki for the 40% sale :P (Or thanking them?) instead of criticizing them for 'noob updates'? And stop threatening to 'quit Tanki'. If you want to, feel free. Just don't say things like 'Tanki Online will be unplayable'. It's upto the players to decide whether Tanki is worth playing or not, and we play the game for the experience (as Semyon said, new stuff! :D ) and not for crystals. Hope you understood what I'm trying to say. Please bear with me, guys. ;)

Mast rankup hai yaar, congrats. :)

Not your own fault you had to spend 5 hours on a rank-up... just do a simple one! It's not Tanki's fault at all! Why are you even posting this? You yourself said that you spent 5+ hours on the game and your computer lagged. Then what's Tanki done here?

As for the third question, I would survive to the 'Hawking Radiation' theory by which black holes lose matter over the years. So yeah, I'd get stripped into pieces and someone would have to put me back again after the black hole as 'radiated' out all it's matter.

Agreed. How can the players expect to have good updates when they themselves don't know who's behind them? In my opinion, if you people want good updates, understand how the game works first instead of simply typing 'I want....' and flooding the forum. Please, try to care about the devs and the monotonous job they are doing to keep this game running instead of simply screaming at them to take back updates, bring back old updates and increase discounts. Finally some people who see sense.

Let me get this straight. Semyon does not create the updates - he is not a dev! He merely relays that info to us because it is his duty as the community manager. Poor Semyon... so misunderstood... don't worry, I'm with ya!

We're not happy, we just happen to be better at concealing our emotions than the other, ah, expressive tankers.

Don't try to show off and ape Remaine - kirby's really gone.

Excuse me? I never started insulting. I don't want reputation from players like you who're always waiting to bad-mouth someone.... if someone wants to disrespect me, so be it. Unlike you, I respect others' decisions. You're right. Both of us have opinions. But, the mistake you made is that you didn't let me express mine. You have an opinion, that doesn't mean that it's a universally accepted one. Others can have conflicting says too, you know. And, as for #3 - don't backtrack on what you said. First you're playing the 'reporter' card, and now that you're wrong, you're going back to making fun of my low rank. Admit it - high ranks will have higher prices, you can't blame my rank for what I say. Obviously, this is getting out of hand. Take this to a PM, please. If you still want to continue the argument, we'll do it there. Peace out. I never said 10% is a great deal, I said people are making too much of a fuss for it. And in case you're getting ideas, I'm not hurling abuses, and I'm certainly not blaming anyone. I'm calling others noobs for publicly bad-mouthing the devs. Not that I'm a sycophant, I feel they deserve their due respect.