conglaturation new multish colleagues

I'm going to delete this, as it contains a profane abbreviation.

Greetings. Again, I was pleased to see quite a few good entries; sadly, I could only select some for recognition. Here they are: In first place, winning 40 000 crystals, @Lethal_Injection's entry: The following entries merited a consolation prize: @KillerGnat: Escape - 15 000 crystals @Jwimmer: Thoughts of a madman - 10 000 crystals @Bluebird13: Apprising - 10 000 crystals Special mention to @himself_cos_hes_a_D's entry for an unique perspective on the premises given. Congratulations, and understand that there were many more that were of excellent quality.

1901 xaxaxa

My goodness. If you yourself recognise that your entry lacks quality, then why not improve it? The deadline is in 4 days - plenty of time for revision. A false accusation - completely unfounded. Just because @GoldRock declined your illegal request to help you edit your entry, doesn't mean he has a hatred of you. Although, I must mention that your incessant whining and flooding under this topic is irritating me greatly. As said before:

Ha. But then again, So, as I've said: at least not on this topic. PM me, if you wish to continue, but I doubt your ability to do so, with an utter lack of proper instruction in debate, which you've quite clearly demonstrated. At any rate - this is a waste of my time. By all means, think what you want.

Oh dear, resorting to insults, aren't we? If they don't even teach you how to properly argue a point at your school, I'm afraid that I will always remain in doubt as to the extent of your education. May I ask - when and where was I showing off what? I believe you're the one who once bragged about having a book published... As for the curriculum at your school, I doubt it extends beyond the teaching of how to act conceited, if you are by any means a representative of said school. After all, if people like you are the type that the school caters too... I'm not going to continue to argue with you; a quick review of your past posts has quickly indicated to me that you remain bitter about the Tanki Writing Club fiasco (incidentially - it was your own failings as a leader that led to the closure of that particular club...), that you're convinced that all of the staff are out to "get" you. Hm. I doubt anything I say will change that mindset. Statements such as don't help your case. To the homeschoolers at large: you'd do best to ignore him, he's just a bitter and underqualified troll. Arrogant people like him - you can't argue with them. At any rate, I congratulate you all on having a relatively successful topic, with the unfortunate exception of the presence of @Night-Sisters.

Judging by your manner, clearly they don't teach you much there...

Please don't flood my topic with irrelevant posts. I'll remove them now, but any more and I'll have to disqualify your entry.

Tragically, penguin continued multing, and helindu decided to switch to Loam despite it being a 4v3 at the very end...

A GG. Had to go on afk for a few stretches, apologies to those injured. Incidentally, I discovered that it's alarmingly easy to slip into a habit of not turning one's turret with Hornet-Isida.

Living up to your name too well?

Before: The event: After: First M3 combo on alt. axxaxxaxa caught some mults powerleveling

All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others. Such as cats!

Reporters vs Randos, fake XP/BP: Caught a gold there, thanks again to @Thekillerpenguin.

Reporters vs Randos, fake XP/BP: Caught a gold there, thanks again to @Thekillerpenguin <3.

Speaking of that picture I 'lost'...

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I finally had some time to play; took two golds, lost one of the pictures. Here's the other one. Used one of my premium missions, found this interesting battle. A 1v1 200 point CP; I joined when it was around 90-150. NS, and equipment changes were off. To my chagrin, I found that the other fellow had M3 Isida-M2 Dictator and Irbis; I was using Isida and the premium paint. Since the fund at that point was over 3 000, I decided to stay. Despite his superior paint, I started winning gradually. Then he asked if my Isida was M4 and I said it was :ph34r: , and he got so scared he went on pause for the last 50 points.

Hm so this looks not small and not unplanned.

Coming next, a guide to the Past.

When was this? Note I started the article on April 24. I don't know when or where you posted about yours; please direct me there.

Welcome to the third revision of this contest! If you have not heard about this contest before, you can find all the previous chapters of the first and second editions in the newspaper archive. The final products are here: [issue 30] The Grand Offensive - Completed! - Newspaper Archive - Tanki Online Forum [issue 39] Inner Truths - Newspaper Archive - Tanki Online Forum Your task is in the title: write a chapter of a story, forming a logical succession to the previous one, authored by @Daniel898: The winner will receive a 40,000 crystal reward, and the recognition of their entry being featured in the next issue. Your entry will be judged on the following, in order of importance: It must be your own work, completely original. PLAGIARISM MAY RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION FROM ALL NEWSPAPER CONTESTS. Content - it should be interesting, and have potential to be developed further with each chapter. Quality of writing. Furthermore, to emphasise quality over quantity, there is an informal word limit of 500 words. Slightly over is acceptable. Make every word count! Deadline is 20th May! Late entries may not be considered! Other notable entries may receive a 10,000 crystal consolation prize. Good luck! Check out the rest of Issue 53 right here!

Greetings. I was pleased to see many good entries; sadly, I could only select a few for recognition. Here they are: In first place, winning 40 000 crystals, @Daniel898's entry: For an entry that was on par with the winner, but unfortunately faded slightly at the end in terms of quality, 20 000 crystals: @Blackdrakon30: A Paint of Lords The following entries also merited a consolation prize of 10 000 crystals: : Au Courant @KillerGnat: Mission Improbable : Psycho Congratulations, and understand that there were many more that were of excellent quality.

I am bereaved to announce that, due to insufficient funding, contest prizes will not be distributed. I hope you understand.