Gosh.... 25,086

Unfortunately, these XT items are still only accessible with a Premium account.

This is a great game to play in the car, but we'll turn it into a forum game here. RULES 1. Keep this kid-friendly. 2. Make sure it makes sense. 3. If another forumer posts "unfortunately", you MUST post "fortunately", and vice-versa. 4. Make sure to abide by the forum rules. 5. If one forumer says something along the lines of "Fortunately, there are big sales", you cannot say that "Unfortunately, there aren't big sales", because otherwise you could just keep using the same cycle over and over again. HOW TO PLAY 1. One player will start off by saying "Unfortunately, this happened." 2. The next forumer will say, "Fortunately, this happened." 3. The next player will say something unfortunate that happened. e.g. "Unfortunately, TO isn't introducing a new turret soon." The next person: "Fortunately, we've got enough turrets." The next person will say something like, "Unfortunately, we don't have enough hulls." Get the point? Let's go! Unfortunately, TO will not be introducing Tanki X to browser when it comes out.

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Very messy...

replace the "5" with s

I liked last times with the lagging gold box... I thought I had that, except for Contradiction... -_- Probably not going to do it this time, this is pretty dang hard..

Let's just say that if LaserShark does this contest, he's winning

Thanks, you too

Wasn't in the mood.. I'm probably not going to win this contest.

If I lost because of plagiarism of Lethal_Injection, I didn't plagiarize anything. I swear. I read only the stories on the first page before I wrote mine... But, if I lost fairly, and I do admit that these stories are quite good, I'll just resign and try again next time. Although, I do wish I had gotten at least a consolation prize... P.S. to TNT: Did you consider my story?

So did this guy. All the "nup(XXX)" likely hacked their way up.

I'm quite sure this kid hacked his way up... There's absolutely no possible way he died TWICE in his whole TO career

I have no dang idea what the heck I just read

:huh: Obviously you didn't read my story - 431 words :angry: :( :o

Oh my gosh you're cutting it so dang close... And I would reccomend taking about.. 25 words out. I have highlighted these. P.S. You don't have to listen to me; I just feel indebted after "thou hast" helped me.

Lol, too true. Are you going to try? P.S: Do you just go around reading all the newspaper articles..?

Haha, thanks for the tip; I fixed it.

A Warrior Of Flames As the day drew near to its end, the Lone Warrior stood. As he guarded closely his new weapon, he heard a rustle near to him. "Who is it?" He uncovered his Vulcan from behind him and blasted the bushes apart. Boom. He smirked. "Why hast thou come?" A deep voice from amongst the trees spoke. "I have returned to defeat this 'Lone Warrior' who is terrorizing the land. The Lone Warrior chuckled. "Ha, terrorizing? I believe I've done more 'Saving' in my days. I have protected this land from villains like thou for a decade. Do not make me laugh, evil one." The one who spoke before answered, "I never said I was evil, either. Thou hast given our village a bad impression, although." "Who are you?" The Lone Warrior heard a soft thump behind him. He turned around, but saw nothing. "Where are you?" The voice took no notice of his questions, only replied, "This was our land, before you took it from us. I am the Dragon Of Zarcoza. I make myself visible only to those I want." A golden dragon appeared in front of the Warrior. He spoke again. "If you can defeat me, I shall reward you with a weapon." The Warrior, whose name was Joshua, spoke. "What is this weapon?" The Dragon spoke yet again: "I shall tell thou once. I breathe fire from my mouth. If thou can decapitate me, I shall giveth to thee a weapon: My Head." They at once began the battle. As Joshua looked on, he saw the other men of his village crawl towards the dragon. He motioned with his hand for them to hide. He jumped towards them with a purpose. He whispered, "When thou have a chance, chop off its head." He jerked around, and the bullets of his M3 Vulcan clanged off of the dragon's scales. The dragon leaped towards him and breathed his fire. He dodged by a hairsbreadth. He jolted in reflex. He removed his other weapon from behind him. It was an M4 Railgun, with no piercing penalties. As he prepared to fire, he faked a malfunction in the turret. As the dragon laughed and approached, the Lone Warrior yelled his battle cry and jumped towards him. "For my deceased father!" He shot; yet the dragon had only one weak spot: the band of fire around his neck. Joshua shot into the Warrior of Zarcoza in the chest. Clank. He was awed at the power of the dragon and retreated. The dragon asked him, "Hah, thou art finished? Thou was not even as skillful as the other men I have eaten." Joshua leaped back in front of the dragon and kneeled. "I shalt resign. Kill me." As the dragon laughed, Joshua heard a low voice behind him. "Duck." He did so. Slash. It was over. "I shall keep my promise, though your victory was unjust." The head swirled into the air. "I shall speak no more." It formed into the Firebird XT, then dropped in front of Joshua. "Thank you." Ever since, none have been able to recreate this weapon. The simple Firebird was the product. Word count, not including title: 524 :lol: Well, that's all! Hope I win! :rolleyes: Those 30k Crystals would surely help my saving for M2 Wasp.

Exactly, there's no difference for us ;)

Um guys, just saying, Facebook has a dislike button...

._. Lol your nickname+Yay!:D= Ugh..

LOL

Bro, you copied your story and did it twice...

Bro, you're trying to make it into a story kinda: not really Describe it... Read my post; It's on the same page as yours.