I know it's fiction, I'm just saying that selfies in so-called "daring" ways are bad bad, and really, I applaud this article for creating awareness. Also, they do NOT call me @The_Perfect_Penguin. I thought it was obvious cause he has Alligator paint, I don't :P

Ah yes, I have a very pro design in mind for a cake drawn on paper :p

You could just as well multiquote and do one post, plus even if it isn't yours, well yeah, selfieing is bad.

^eh, I say doing "daring" and "cool" selfies is bad, period. It really isn't your own life that you can end, plus you hurt emotions of others too. And become a lesson. Unless this article was a fake story meant to be a lesson, in which case it's a good thing you're no mult, and yes, my tips apply. But great job m8! Awareness of this thing is needed, STOP MAKING SELFIES, people...

Waw guys, you got fooled by a simple social experiment, or better defined, a "troll" by this refrigerator (fail) Tip for future: never get hyped up when a high ranker who doesn't look serious enuff in his application applies, always scrutinize em well, and generally, do not let legends in. K?

You definitely are far less active on the forum than I am, or you just don't look well enuff in the forum to see who posts what and where :p And why dont you use the main account? Also, don't go off topic, pls

No drawing entries yet :mellow: are we allowes to use stuff other than pencils for drawing? And can I make a cake drawing of a cake that isn't spherical or circular in shape?

I think this topic should come to the same fate as did the Hilarious interview :ph34r: My sincere apologies, twee Tho I disagree with such a pessimistic and cynical view on the world. There will always be those humans who like it when you laugh and share it, and help calm you when you're in pain. There will always be a part of the world which cares for others' feelings. And no power in the world can eradicate this part completely. Also, condolences can work. At least, calming them personally, will. And there are people in the world whose "happiness-maker" is in fact the happiness and well being of other humans, including those completely unrelated. Wait. Is it something about your own feelings? Perhaps you need to control it. Be patient. Be steadfast whenever pain hits. Steadfastness will never let pain touch you. Be patient, and pain can never bring you to such a condition. Patience. Patience. And yet more patience. Also, I got a little bit of um, grammar error in there. "You've let the part of you telling yourself to deal with it, win." The bold part is what you need to add. Now lemme go grammarnazimode.off Anyways. To sum it up, great job, brilliant job, but yeah, pessimism = bad bad. So is lack of patience. Good job nevertheless, these kinds of articles are always nice. :) :d

Waw twee, great job, and now suddenly all the reporters writing in AWC :P Anyways, good job!

I think you forgot to visit my area of the penguin kingdom of antarctica :ph34r: As for the on-topic stuff, I say Mr. Mafio is the best guy around. Really helpful. As for anybody else... I have no names in mind. My sincere apologies.

Yeah I know, writing 20k words isn't easy, and I also know this chapter amounts to 14.1k words, fun fact if you didn't know :p

Why on earth do you guys play against players of so higher ranks.......... seriously? Anyways, such cases tend to be rather rare, although the recent updates allow regular players to get such combos fairly easily too. I believe I replied with tips to another of your topics, you can just MU your stuff too etc. No, seriously, such cases do tend to be rather rare even nowadays, but when they do pop up, they tend to ruin teams, ik ik. But you may want to properly deal with 'em. Only a few days earlier I was in a Sandy TDM, dealing with first a Railgun M2-MUed-to-M3 with continuous Double Damage, plus a really annoying Isida/Viking with supplies, possibly MUs, and a Thunder or two. Lost first round, second round they left midway and Autofinish commenced, although it wasn't like I didn't do some stuff to them in first round :p Third round we had an XP M4 and other M3 nuisances versus my Smoky M2.5, an Atlas, and two other M2 allies. Almost perfectly equal scores. You might wanna actually deal with em properly. Also, pls learn to manage your garage. You may wanna do an alt and do it a bit properly, better crystal management and whatnot. You can learn a huge deal from the forum. AND with proper management, you can easily be as dangerous as them M3 foes, except you'll be a free player. Good luck. :p

D4T pops up every now and then to troll in AWC Skype, don't worry :ph34r: Dunno the rest, but didn't Serb leave?! Oooh, I see who that mysterious Phoenix.No.More was, who popped up in my friends list yesterday as online :P D4T and Rico prolly left to TX, btw. Also, I'd like to add an actually curious case: @DragonOfStorms Vanished mysteriously in December 2016, apparently some HDers say he occasionally turned up ingame, but nowhere on forum. Literally vanished. :(

Great article. Those ranters of pay2win should read this. And all the other stuff on the forum that proves the pay2win theory wrong. Ehh, they will rant still. But great job! At least the sensible people will learn. I'm actually doing an alt, where I plan to have M3s by WO5 :P and again, great job, and good luck on this alt of yours! :D

Also, I don't get it, what was the giveaway stuff, how did it work? Still, nice giveaway and Q/A, this excitimg update stuff looks like cool :P

Oh, that wasn't a silly question. Except, to me it was. Probably I regard excessively personal questions as silly and will continue to do so.

28k + 898 crystals at the moment of writing. Add in the long overdue 40k from Continue the Story and you can say 70K.

In a mountain? Yes, yes, I've been in tons of mountains, all were man made, most were places where other people were also present and enjoying in. All these mountains were really fun to go in and I did a lot of stuff!!! Told ya. Silly question (or a ridiculous mistake in the question), sillier answer. I was born, I grew up, I learnt stuff, I started going to school, I learnt how to play games, I got addicted to games, and I also performed well at school. Then I found Tanki and started playing like mad and I played so much that I am today a pro Brigadier with an M2.4 Smoky and a M2 Viking and lots of other pro stuff. And I still perform well at school. Again, silly questions, sillier answers.

I haven't been, but how does this virus spread? I'd like to know.

Yes yes, I did that, I also checked up the whole game itself, why does it seem to me like a Dota clone on smartphones?! lore's always fun tho, no matter what, k

Awesome. Brilliant job. I'm waiting for more :D By the way, is this lore official or fanmade?!

Why are you not sensible enuff to realize where my username is, considering you're from 2011 in TO?! To kill your tank four billion times in Tanki. And the tinier quest of being a Legend with all M4s. And the even tinier quest of having fun. The same as my mother's car's average speed in a mostly empty road. I told ya. Silly questions, sillier answers.

You don't need to write it from scratch at one time, you could write some at one time, then more, then more. That's how all the reporters do. And I do need to third Twee and second Drakon now :P don't troll me now

Yep. Played a LOT in real life, with my mother and late grandmother. Really fun. :P I don't play board games on a computer though, I prefer playing with a board in real life Also, ask me anything, but if you dare ask me senseless or stupid questions, be ready to get that back.

Go search Schrodinger's cat, it's a quantum physics experiment that spawned a ridiculously large amount of jokes (rofl) and don't tell me it's too confusing