This, I must say, was easily the most hilarious article in the whole Fool's Newspaper this month :P Great work!

Agreed, I wanted something else but still, its very nice. :D The V-Log did say indirectly that they do "a good gold hunter can farm upto a couple weeks of premium time" tho it may be a mistake :P Main post says 5 times the gold drop rate, so well, we have a bigger gold drop rate AHH, livestreams again? Anyways. That tourney looks really lucrative, come on, 1.5 million crystals PER PLAYER for 1st place?! Waw...

Waw, that bit sounds too good to be true, particularly for April's Fools :P I FINALLY get the chance to experience the big golds, andd this year's Fools has quite a lot of sales (30% is awesome for April)! Nice job, TO! Don't repeat 2014 tho :P

I suspect yourself Truth, Newt or gab for the Smurf troll. Or banana. Or even Gnatty, who knows :P As for serious stuff, PPS, learn to add a versatility role when asking what role we like, and more options in turret/hull preference. K?

That little code is confusing. I doubt it's any place shift one, maybe it's a combination of different ciphers, or it's some cipher you guys aren't looking at, but you'd rather try different tactics. Though beware, it may be a scam designed to make you excited for no reason (the optimum April Fools :P)! As for the celebs, looks cool, the fact that you'll announce more stuff at various times is pretty exciting, quite a bit of suspense there!

These changes are pretty awesome :D The only thing I'm annoyed about (and annoyance at TO updates doesn't come often from me :P) is the first place mission. It can get horribly difficult for a regular mult like me to get 1st place even once in regular battles, let alone thrice. Still, hey, the update's benefits outweigh this little negative, so I'm okay :D

Thanks guys! And it's funny Drak couldn't find any error :D xD thanks a lot, all of you!

Hmm. I haven't seen em, but I could give probable speculations. If you need exactly what the game showed, and no most-likely-stuff, tell us, k? Tho Freeze is likely liquid nitrogen or so, Firebird is prolly napalm, Thunder is like highly-explosive ammo, Smoky is regular armour-piercing shells, Striker would be homing missiles, Magnum has explosive artillery shells, Isida has nanobots, Railgun's a kinetic weapon but thats all I can tell, and Shaft is a real mystery. :P

We see a scene opening. The rebel had killed only one of the two guards, the other shot was to kill a second official who was coming up. “Bye bye, very big member of the terrorists. Bye!” he laughed. Then he shot the official another four times, before cleaning the mess that his shots had created. Central Official Road. The rebel was walking along the pedestrian path on the unusually almost empty road that connected a number of major government buildings. He turned right when the intersection came, before noticing that somebody had eyes on him. He made his way into a building. A man came up behind him, with two knives and a gun hidden. He too went in, and promptly fell down. The rebel had knocked him unconscious with a barrel, and then he dragged him into a room nearby, seating him on a chair. He then had him awoken. “Oh, hello, Tom. I hear you were stalking me? Sorry, you were unsuccessful,” the rebel taunted him. “How could you do this, br…” the stalker said, but was interrupted. “I should ask you that. How could YOU aid those corrupt, cruel terrorists and officials that plague the government? I thought my family was infallible, invincible to any attempts of getting them on the dark side! Well. You’re nobody to me. NOBODY!” the rebel replied. “John.. War...to..n… don’t… do..this.. for.. m..my..sake..,” the stalker uttered, with great difficulty. The water he was woken up with was poisoned. “You’re way too late. Sorry, I had to do this, Tom Not-A-Warton. Bye!” the rebel, John Warton, smirked. He shot Tom about twenty times on the head, spilling blood all over, and killing him. However, just before he made all the shots, the dead man’s hand hit the trigger of a gun he had set below the table while he was alive, thanks to the gunshots and other factors that moved the hand onto the trigger. The shell hit John’s right leg, injuring it. “Ouch, you cruel man, did you really have to cause yet another injury before dying.. ouch,” he uttered. “Get some medic, quick.” He limped out in the building - a local government office building where data was registered. He knew there was an ally of his working in the building, and thus went to a very specific office. “Hello!” he greeted. “Ah, hello! Long time no see. How’re you? And how much progress? And, why are you limping? Medic! Come here!” the man in the office, named Daniel Thomas, replied. “Tom stalked me. I had to defend myself, so I took him in the private room, and killed him. But some forces applied by the pushing of the table and the gunshots caused his hand to pull the trigger, and it hurt my leg badly,” John answered. The medic came in, and quickly healed the wound. Then the official said, “Wait, did you say Tom Warton?” “Yes. And I killed him. I don’t care. But there’s a few more of the cruel terrorists working here, need to get them.” He handed the man a list. “But these men are like invincible! Countless assassination attempts failed, an excellent defense, and their VIP status! Even trying to touch one of them would expose you! I tell you, don’t go for them yourself. Don’t.” “There’s always a first.” And he walked out the office. He walked right, then reached a small door with a warning label. He ensured nobody saw him, then walked in. He went to another office on the right, where there was a meeting going on. Every one of them was in his long blacklist of targets. He stood outside the door, and slightly opened the door such that nobody heard or saw it. He prepared his gun and knives, and shot six bullets, one at each target. Then he opened the door fully, and threw all his knives on the living targets. Two of them, however, missed the knives, but all others were dead. “Who are you?” they said. “Your death.” “Well, then we will be your death.” “Who are you, may I ask?” “Government officials.” “Indeed you are. But the name of government official is merely a disguise, and not who you are.” He shot six more bullets, three at each target. They promptly fell down, dead. A few people came behind him in the room. “Game’s up. You are so dead. Arrest him!” “So you thought,” Warton replied. He let his hands out for the police to handcuff him, and they took him with them, and in a car. Half an hour later, they reached their destination, the police station. They went to take their prisoner - but he wasn’t there. “YOU INCOMPETENT MEN! You’re all fired. Enjoy,” a policeman, enraged at the other men’s failure, barked. Underground, Starilen Data Registration Agency Processing headquarters. John was looking at a few papers on a small table in a massive headquarters of the entire terrorist group, located just underground of the headquarters of the Starilen Data Registration Agency. These papers were coded letters to certain people, or had data stored in the SDRA’s deep archives. This terrorist headquarters looked in fact like another big office of the agency below the main headquarters, as it was designed with falsified SDRA logos, stamps, etc. He read a letter: “Hello. If you are reading this, you know that Operation Control Part IV is nearly done. We are in optimum proximity to assassinate the President and assume power. Then we can restructure the whole government and start exerting power on Europe. We have also been working well on our secondary goal to create fear in the people. The Cruel Agents have, at the time of writing this letter, tortured, kidnapped, and abused more than fourteen thousand people, and successfully seduced about 39% of those people into obeying us and working in our interests. The others are currently being processed, or have been killed by the agents. We will soon seize power, and once we do, the world will never be the same.” We see the scene cut the black. A gunshot. Papers fallen on the ground. t b c.

1. ...., most tank destroyers (tanks meant to snipe other tanks), artillery, etc etc in real life are turretless (in real life, turret and gun are separate, turret is what allows gun to move. No turret means gun cannot turn like more than a few degrees horizontally). Are they impotent? ARE THEY? 2. It WILL. This is not WoT where the gun moves by your mouse, or the gun is moved vertically by manual keys, or you have a clear, specially designed birds eye view for arties. This is TO, and you won't believe how tricky it will become if too much horizontal movement is added. The lack of the birds eye view basically would mean artillery being next to impossible to use well, not like it's easy right now... 3. Oh please. Not like it can't right now. It's meant to be like that anyways, no horizontal rotation, not a major frontline or second-line tank, etc etc etc 4. A tank is supposed to be a vehicle that can sustain heavy fire from the enemy and deal heavy damage. It's not necessarily meant to shoot+move. Tank destroyers, artilleries and other tank-hunting vehicles aren't even supposed to be proper tanks anyways I believe, they're supposed to be tank hunters! They don't need turrets to rotate their guns at all, they're supposed to stay in cover or stay camouflaged and hunt enemy tanks. Sure, they are tanks, but arties aren't really tanks, they're self-propelled guns. TO's Magnum is kind of a TD-arty hybrid - it can stay in heated battle, survive many hits on heavy hulls, avoid many hits on light hulls, as real TDs tend to be able to do, but it's quite weak in general and easy to take out by a more nimble non-arty foe. + it has artillery elevation, which even TDs don't get, or they'd become artilleries. Being a TD-arty hybrid however, it still is a tank, as it can survive hits in secondline and occasionally even frontline battles when mounted on heavy hulls, and avoid lots on light hulls. And do both things on medium hulls. And deal heavy, heavy damage in return too. So there you are, it doesn't need to rotate turret. Hope you listen at least NOW. ok. altho tbh I personally would love a few degrees of horizontal rotation too, but not like full rotation, only like 5-7 degrees per side. :P

Agreed. I vote PPS for Crested. But the second vacancy?! Hmm. I vote gabriele02. :P

Stop with the political stuff! Gnatty, Zen, give all such nugs (Silt, possibly Gab, and Truth, maybe more) a big warning! This stuff will NOT be tolerated, so stop. Please. Don't let us call the mods. K?

Click on the link on first post -_- :P Also, good luck to y'all who're doing giveaway! Also, do drop some of the golds you guys get for HD!

The former shouldn't be discussed even in Skype imo :) Also, guys, stop the political stuff. And of course, stop the Skype nonsense!! Nonsense has no place! Rulebreaking has NO place!

me too go buy it yourself, it's a DYI work k, buy it yourself.. :P

Bought most of my stuff on sales, so with sales, it comes at around 550k, excluding drugs etc. WITHOUT sales, its like 900k :c If I add in the drugs and PRO passes, it reaches just over 1 million..

Penny the biggest noob ever ran away. Enuff said. There can be no thing bigger than this in HD!

Aye dragons! Just wanted to inform that I'm alive and well, I revoke my LoA as uh, laptop's finally fixed! Yay!

Gnatty! I can't attend the war. Reason? Laptop's dead. Abba! I can't be an LTD. Reason? Gab and PPS want me to not be one. Zen! I can't be a member! Reason? Gab and PPS dislike me! I wanna make em happy! 'Tis making me sad, but they are happy. I'm sad to say, but I will say if they are happy. They dislike me, they are sad by my presence. And I want to make them happy by my absence!

I don't shoot videos, sorry :(

Me. No, I'm not kidding, I seriously do rule battles left and right, huehue :p

Hmm, heh. So we're holding LTD till 19th? Oh well.. Agreed Abba! Happy to handle any concerns! :D "they will need the experience" cough cough this is weird Ooh cool, good luck m8!

Your kick time was at least 24 hours, and I can't believe these guys. Seriously, stop it or Zen, I'm dropping the job if this continues. Or maybe leaving the clan. OH WAIT, thats what these guys want! ..

Thanks. We were unable to figure out. Also Gnatty, remove personia from Crested already, you kicked him...

:cough: lotta mess happening in skype, pls someone solve the mess :c :(