Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, "What was the name of his other leg?" :P

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :D :D :D :D

LOL :D but neither it start with "u" nor ends with "d". :mellow:

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one word at a time pls :mellow: #Rules No. 2 - no double posting

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