Please just call yourself DOS, thanks a lot

As the title says, this is an exclusive interview with myself. Yeah, yeah yeah, rolling your eyes and groaning "Why?" to this new piece of cringe. The reason being: I've always wanted to be interviewed and I wanted to do an entire article based on an interview. So yeah, two articles with... one article? I dunno. Anyway, I hope you enjoy! By the way, I cloned myself to talk with myself :D No, no I didn't, I just made something up all you conspiracy theorists *cough cough* GoldRock Everything I post will be in this golden color, and everything I post will be in this white color. Hello, BLASTER872! Could you tell us a bit about yourself? Alright, so my real name is secret :ph34r: (Were you guys seriously expecting me to tell you?) and I live in California. My favorite food is probably pizza or some other junk food, don't care really. My only hobby is to no-life on the internet. Typical life. Speaking of the internet, what got you into Tanki Online? If you say miniclip this interview is over noob Alright, so a few years ago, my co-workers were slacking off at a party and eating junk food. One of them was playing Tanki Online, and everyone was watching. Near the end, I called everyone together to talk about priority and work and boring stuff, and WOW! This guy was a PRO no-lifer and was using M3s (I think it was M4, not sure) and was playing in a Polygon DM and drugging and wrecking with a K/D of over 9000. I asked him "wut you playin' m8?" and he told me all about Tanki Online, and how the rebalance was good blah blah blah. I just didn't say Miniclip, I ain't telling you if it even was Miniclip. Jeez -_- Wow, that's not an average beginning! Well, moving on. What got you into E-sports? I know, shameless advertisement of my clan. Well, I was bored one day, so I decided to check out the "elusive" forums. I went on the forums quite a while after that but I think it took me one week to want to sign in :lol:. After that, I checked out the E-sports section, and when I was a noob Warrant Officer 2, I decided to give it a go. Little did I think that my clan would become what it is now. By the way, I think I'm the only one who doesn't like our clan name -_- Go away noob this is MY clan. Huh, interesting. Dragging this interview along, what are your thoughts about the Amateur Writing Club (*cough cough*, the place I'm posting this in)? Well, I want to be honest: The only benefit is having some mult called GoldRock putting your name onto a list nobody checks and being able to participate in the AWC project. I am very glad the AWC doesn't have any obligations, and that I can still freelance :P I'm also a member of the AWC of course, we're the same person duh. It's spamville ok. And anyway, thanks for answering my questions! I'd say no problem but there is a problem :angry: (and it's you) Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this interview! I enjoyed.. um... interviewing myself. Keep turning your turrets, tankers! This is BLASTER872... logging out

a device to transform her into an alien!

For the 2nd one Third lt - Major General (two stars) is possible.

I might post some odd articles and then fit them in with the newspaper, idk. Anyway here's what I've got planned for my next "ediiton".

Yes!!!

*cough cough* Rank up before this training PLEASE, we want to "bump" the ranks above Abbadoom's rank because.

Well you ain't trying hard enough k.

Well I'll probably have to be there for sure. A subtle hint to Basenji -- consider ranking up!

Empires, Deadwords has a point, you should leave his "article" while you still can. Deadwords, a good place to flame is the PMs, not your own article. Have peace, and if not, at least take it to PM

Forgot to add my "How to not get scammed" Will do right now :D

Classified as Mult + (Maybe) box hoarder

Just saying one of our members (won't name names) proved to be a real asset soon.

Just that some things are better left out, and I'm talking about next chapter. For.. for the greater good XD

Huh ok. I guess.

Yes it will we spent all that money for the triple ones and now they'll be outclassed by the quads everyone will be mad cos they already wasted money on MUing LGC modules

Ice cream :D (by the way the cold war wasn't with popsicles and wasn't a war k)

NO! that's gonna make all the gissimos M2 mults!

Agreed, it's 7 PM UTC. You should put it in UTC ;/

Nice work Cedric, finally noticed the 30 pages of complaints! Will developers be reading some of this?

excited for the modules :D

If this update lies again about "new paints"

Please, if you want to ask questions, direct them to PM not spam a topic. Thanks :D

twins Favorite map??????

Nice way to advertise your topic. You can guess what other topic I came from