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Surprising amount of support! Should I go ahead and make another article? Won't use screenshots this time; all I've got is a bad free screenshot thing, I need screenshotting tips ://
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HD calm down, stop being noob, control yourselves, Zenith and Gnat are leader, noob mult BLASTER, signing out.
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xD wait till everyone calls noobs by the names I give. I'll start doing that :P
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XD you people overrate me, I came up with this in 20 minutes. Not the long days you'd like to imagine. (That's the writing section, took me a few hours for screenshots, then I stopped writing for a bit.) XD! Thanks for support. I pushed you off because that's what every epic writer does.
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Thank you. Love the title =) That's because I was reading your article and came up with my little idea. I got inspired by you to write this one! Thanks. xD I'm gonna get 1st in some competition soon!1!1 No I won't. Huh, that'd really get rid of mults and maybe "haxer noob" people. We started battling a bit after that screenshot. I didn't actually take the Repair Box :P Will nobody criticize the fact those were obviously acted out? Or does that make it better?
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Hilarious idea!
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5 Types of Annoying Noobs
BLASTER872 replied to BLASTER872 in 5 Types of Annoying Noobs Writers' Corner
I will be writing about 5 types of noobs in the game, enjoy! Disclaimer: These are not ranked in any order. What I thought of first I wrote first. 5. Goldies Annoyance rating: 3/5 Found: Everywhere, from Gerfrieters Master Sergeants - Generalissimos. Probably the least harmless of the bunch, the standard "Gold was?", or, "Gold pls?" noob annoys you. They are the type of noob who is misled and believes that Admins drop gold. Your annoyance towards them is shared but they do no physical harm to you or your gameplay. (Unless you're the type of person who smashed your keyboard because you lost a duel.) Example: 4. Box Hoarders Annoyance rating: 5/5 Found: Mostly in unorganized non-Esports battles. Low to medium ranks. These types of noobs are some of the worst of the bunch. They take the repair box when they are slightly damaged and when you have far more damage. It gets even worse if you have Isida! Not too much of a nuisance on the other team, but annoying and unfair no matter which team you are in. Example: 3. Mr. ICan'tTurnMyTurret Annoyance rating: 2/5 Found: Lower ranks, unorganized teams. First of all, I made the rating lower as I didn't want to write an entire paragraph (that's the orange text's job) because you wouldn't be annoyed by it in a DM or if they were on the opposite team, (well, you might be a BIT annoyed) and you would mostly be annoyed when they are on your team. Especially frustrating in small battles where every player counts! (Such as 3v3 or 4v4 matches) Example: 2. Hacksucators Annoyance rating: 4/5 Found: Whenever someone takes a gold box, makes a good shot, loses a clan war, etc. I have experienced this firsthand (by firsthand, I don't mean these obviously acted out screenshots) and I find it pretty annoying. At least some sensible people defend you. When you take a gold box, or do something pro like making a good shot, people tend to call hacks. When they do just play along. I told people that how I hacked it was by typing, "/goldbox drop [insert-player-username]" and told them only the person whose username you typed got the gold. Ridiculous amounts of people fall for this trap, and THEY get annoyed for a turn. Example: 1. Mults Annoyance Rating: 5/5 Found: Clan dominations, random battles, medium to high ranks (low rankers just are noob not mult) Mults! The classic type of noob that annoys. Nobody likes mult, no matter which team, because they prevent your team/enemy team from fighting and prevents the fund from growing! Annoying no matter what! Except DM. They'll just end up hurting themselves. How do you get rid of them? Report them, simple! Make a video about them multing, or just tell them to stop. There are many proposed systems to get rid of mults but none are foolproof. Multing remains the biggest problem in Tanki Online, and there is confusion about whether you can flip your own teammates for your own gain during gold box. (At least I'm confused!) Example: I hope you guys enjoyed my rant against noobs article! Stay pro everybody! Edit: If anyone wants my original draft that I uploaded before the person below me made it less cringey, PM me.- 48 replies
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Yeah preferably not at all
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I'll host you guys a few trainings if necessary, and be the noob mult leader of TM for a bit. I know some people like TTK won't have a problem but if any of you mults have a problem flame me in PM not on this topic.
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No, it's the day after tomorrow. (UTC standard)
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How responsible player. DDOS will deal with this in the morning, told me via PM.
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4/10 uh wat? player2015isoutdated
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Ranked: Top 10 Stereotypes in Tanki that Need to Die
BLASTER872 replied to marc.jp_44 in Writers' Corner
Nice article. Lol, I might try your trick to finish missions quick you stated in No. 10. I did it with someone who tried to steal my pass ;) -
DOS TTK does not need a LoA rn, unless it is referring to the fact TTK will need to go soon. He trained with us today.
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XD Yep, really makes me mad, though this is to debate why crystals/premium are better than the other, because it's FACT not OPINION TO is unfair by favoring russians. Yeah I could do with some crystals myself.
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Player beef-stew has been banned for impersonating a moderator and attempting to abuse his false moderation powers. =<r>Rules
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2773 mods pls spam elsewhere.
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It's intended as a hypothetical "gift" from tanki, not buying B)
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Thank you kind sir! Now my topic is where it belongs ^_^
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Oh I see your updated post, k. BTW I need to do me things now so bye guys
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hh again? @MiR4cUl0uS
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Yeh premium < crys Premium temp, crys perm.
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lol a copy paste XD #ThisIsNotSpam Seriously please check us out we need some heated debates
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