I duck TPBM has a part-time job at a farm, and while they are in the chicken pen, they transform into a chicken right before the farmer comes in to get dinner. He grabs TPBM with heavey duty leather gloves.

no, i like shaft how it is. It is kinda op in some maps, and very underpowered in others, but all turrets are like that. the main reason people think some turrets are op is cause they generally go in the maps that those turrets are great in. the are so many maps in tanki, though you cant even find HALF of them when you are looking for a battle.

I am Hancock I grab TPBM's car as they are going down the highway and i throw them across the city/town

I look down into the remains of my fellow Potatoes and i cry until there is an ocean and all the water compresses the sludge into diamonds I find everyone who killed my peers, TPBM is one of them, and i shove them into a space shuttle and launch them to the sun

I like how you thought this through. There is a bit more specifics than nessecary, as the devs would probebly never do your "idea"(i say that cause racing isnt that unique, but you do have good details) as it may not be a very good system of each team battleing....i do love how you have an Obstructor team that just tries to stop racers instead of 2 racing teams. This couldent work if the teams arnt equal as there would either be an extra racer who completes laps easily and get bored or an extra Obstructor who cant do anything. I think that it should be 1 big track that the entore team races on, but teamates cant crash each other(unless changed when battle is created) and they can use any hull. I say that cause each hull has difgerent perks that others dont have, and its not like the battle would be able to have a good Lap system as its not meant for raceing. They should also be able to kill each other too. When the racer dies, he respawns a small bit back from where he died, and the obstructor spawns a bit ahead of the racer(enough that the racer can advance a decent amount, but not insanely far away. Your idea for getting expbfor each hit could be exploited.... especially since they couldent die....get 2 people in a batyle and they could just get twins or something and power-level way up. Freeze would also probebly become op because of its slowing effect.....anothr reason why they should be able to die. Great idea though!

Im very confused...but i think i understand what your saying... "Firebird is a noob turret and the expensive micro-upgrades make it...(idk what you mean by "noob turbo") Freeze has noobs who dont even shoot anyone anymore. Theres now two noob weapons Tanki is a noob...(not sure what that means) - They unbalence everything" Ok...so why didnt you include twins? That has literally been considered a noob weapon since the beginning of time...(or tanki release, either one would work :P )

Lol, you may have a good point :P

Wth....theres something called MultiQuoteing...... and btw, you talk like a noob. So.... -How does shaft become a noob turret because of the laser? Please explain that....that makes shaft harder to use effectively, while you also say that op turrets are noob weapons....which are easy to use.....your contradicting yourself. -How does buying a kit mean your a noob? Its actually the opposite since you were able to save up your crystals instead of just buying something as soon as possible...(unless your a buyer XP but then even buyers can have alot of skill. Thats why everyone hates them, as they have op items and they are sometimes extremly skilled) -Premium paint also doesent make you a noob..... at gismo it may not be very good, and it is a bit op at low ranks, but its not op or obsolete in the other ranks. -How old are you? 8? You really really need to work on your sentence structure and...well.... grammer in general....you dont sound cool or anything by haveing poor grammer....im sure plenty of people on the forums actualy judge people a bit from their grammer(i know that i do) so you should realy work on that.... Note: i would have gotten quotes from other page but mobile wont let me. Also, im sry if your offended or something(well...kinda....)

Or make it so that if the person dies while the drug is active, they automatically explode(but the kill still goes to the guy who killed him)

I cant fit in the thing that traps souls cause my ego is too big and has a really irregular shape :P TPBM wakes up in a space shuttle that is about to enter Venus's atmosphere

Whaa? Kick people who drift? Why does that make sence? No offence, but thatsbthe worst complaint iv ever heard on the forums... i actually love to drift, so why would that be fair if i got a premium mission...? Plnexplain your logic, and i hope i dont sound too...mean...in this post.

He said 4 hours of modding EVERYDAY equals 28 hours staight of Poly DM, though i think modding is a better deal cause constantly doing the same battle over and over again can really kill your brain cells...i know someone who went on a Tanki marathon of about 16 hours staight(bathroom breaks of course and a few 30min food breaks) and they actually became worse and worse as the battles kept comeing....he had a 7.5 k/d in the first bunch of battles, but they started getting lower and lower until he was at only like 1.2... I guess it is still fair, as modding can probebly be pretty annoying at times....

Replace your moniter? Also, you dont need to be a buyer to play tanki. I dont buy and i seem to have alot of stuff for my rank. I do also think that i should have saved for an m2 kit instead of buying all those m1s, but i love being very versitile in my positions, so im able to fight very well in any situation. I think most players should just focus on 1 or 2 combos though.

Have you tried to do battles qith your camera a littl higher? Firebird generaly doesent effect my sight, but i understand how it can(especially in tunnels) Btw, remember that Firebird m1 is actually very ineffective at our ranks unless the conditions are right and you have a good hull for it. Firebird used to get me very far in Poly Cp, but now im almost always on the beootom of the scoreboard when i use it....

I hit the brakes :P TPBM has a brillient friend who had just finished working on a project, but it is powered by plutonium cylinders that he got from a gang. When TPBM gets to their friend, he is just about to test it when members of the gang come in a VW Van so they can get their plutonium back. TPBM's friend is shot up so TPBM takes the invention their friend made and tries to escape, the invention was a highly modified DeLorean, but the gang mambers are comeing towards him by then...

Its Minecraft, so i make a wooden pickaxe from the table and mine myself out TPBM is going to Canada to visit their father in a Cessna Carvan when the pilot has a heart-attack while they are over an extremly large forest. TPBM does not know how to fly, so they let it continue flying by itself in hopes that they qill see some sort of civilisation until it is low on fuel, in which point they try to land it in a long L-Shaped lake. Because they arnt a pilot, the plane crashes horribly and they cant grab a survival bag before they have to crawl through the cockpit window and swim to shore. The only things they have are some money, a watch, a raincoat, and a hatchet...

Then all those damn druggers and buyers would use it with Twins and Vulcan....and xp/bp would be ruined...(unless its in a PRO battle with supplies off completly)

There was a reason why shaft had its laser added....it would be even more op than it ever was if the laser was added cause before it couldnt hold a charge, and it did less damage....now it would be insanely op.....

Wait....Hammer is more versatile than Twins? That makes no sense...

HA! You cant sell my soul to the devil! I already sold it! :P I send my army of Potatoes (note that i out an uppercase P) to create a wormhole machine under TPBM's house so that it is obliterated(i guess the entire world would be too...)

To be a thunder god disguised as a viking, then jump into a vat of liquid emeralds

Hornet M4 + Smokey M4 + Lord

1. Ha, im too brilliant to be confused so easily.....hey, a squirrel!!! *grabs squirrel and cooks it then has it as a side to some mashed potatos* 2. O.o That is a sin beyond all sins!! Never take advantage of a potato, no matter how stupid!! TPBM tries to grab a cookie, but im waiting inside the jar with a hacksaw

I spend it all really quickly by buying all the items in the game and mu them to m4 TPBM is walking in a dark allyway when 2 figures aproaches them. One of them is wearing clothing with question marks on them and has a staff that is topped with a question mark, while the other seems to be a ugly/scary looking clown who says "Let's put a smile on that face!"