The war with the Black Devils is on the 16th of May, at 12:00 to 12:30 UTC+0. They want an 8v8, and the rank limits are (WO4) to (Captain). The map is Noise. These are the members I'd like to have, if you're on this list and can't make it let me know, if you're not on this list and want to be on it let me know. @DragonOfStorms - confirmed @SmokyPro.5000 @nickyaw @TheContractKiller_GT @player_2015_tanker @SmexierGiraffe @oldoshim

How about the 14th? We could practice for our war on the 16th by playing Noise...

Sunday isn't a good day for me. It would be good to do, but we are swamped right now. I'll try to work it in. Interesting, thank you for the info. Let them know that we can't war until the 18th at the earliest. I'm sorry, you are not accepted - you lied about TM telling you to come here, Blaster didn't actually recommend you. Aw, thanks. You're decent too. My Pro M2 powers? If there is a vacancy in that range! Aw, thanks again. Nah, we're good. Someone threw water on the flame war. Joining a club is fine - they have nothing to do with clans and eSports. Go ahead!

Ooh, good idea. Thanks for your opinion, it will be considered! That's the point... do you think I like hunter? Copy-paste the Elder Dragon Application Form and answer the questions! It can be found on the main post in the 'Applications' spoiler. I hate XP/BP wars. OOOOOHHH GETREKTREKTSKRUB I meant to type fourth... stupid fingers.

By the way, we just passed Shockwave on the reply list! We are now the fourth most replied to newcomer clan!

​Upcoming event: Noob Wars 1 Time: Undetermined Date: Undetermined, but after May 18th. Ranks: (Third Lieutenant) to (Colonel) Requirements: A M0 turret and hull, pro pass Details: 2 or 3 rounds, Sandbox CTF, supplies off, drops off, gold on, private battle Rules: Round 1: You must use any M0 hull, any M1 or M2 turret, and a non-protective paint. Round 2: You must use any M1 or M2 hull, any M0 turret, and any protective paint. If there is a tie after two rounds, we will go to... Round 3: Any M0 hull, any M0 turret, and any non-protective paint. What do you guys think? Sound fun? ​

Your vote has been recorded. By the way, I really like that idea. I think I'll keep it put it into practice.

Your vote has been recorded.

Attention Crested Dragons: By the power invested in me as the boss, head honcho, big cheese, commanding dragon, etc., I hereby call a vote among the Crested Dragons. Should the Right Talon Dragon be appointed by yours truly or applied for?

Accepted, welcome to the Happy Dragons! You'll have to be in the clan a bit longer before that position is a possibility for you ;) And yes, it is co-leader. Being loyal and active, and contributing to the clan! I'm not saying you haven't, but I'm not sure you've earned Right Talon Dragon. No Crested Dragon positions are currently open, but that could change if one of them decides to apply/ask to be appointed as Right Talon Dragon.

This. Thank you, Abbadoom.

Sure. Technically, ours is only first in the newcomers section.

We are the 5th most replied to clan topic! Woohoo!

Yes. I jumped too soon :( Yes! Middle-Earth for the win! Zenith, @BullDo9 probably won't come. He's very busy, he told me so in PM.

Rudeness is never necessary.

Wow, I misread that. However, @thCRAZYAWESOME, your rudeness is unnecessary.

Yeah, and the other one.

Oh. That won't work. Sorry.

The Deep, Mystical Secrets of Clan Rules Every clan needs rules. Otherwise they wouldn't have any rules! We can't have that, can we? Of course not! Therefore I have endeavored to explain the intricate details of Klan Roolz in this article. Enjoy! First off, your clan rules are important. Therefore, we need them to be noticed. The best way to do this is to use the biggest font size allowed, and a bright color, preferably orange. Cyan works well too. Extra credit if you use a catchy font like Comic-Sans! Obviously, remember to avoid spoilers, as nobody ever opens spoilers. Now comes the fun part - making up your rules! The first one should be that members must obey the game rules, because everybody does it. Most of them also include a nice little link to the game rules, too. Add a link in yours... But not to the game rules! After all, who actually reads that stuff? No, your link should go to the classic trollface image, or perhaps some random meme. This will display your unique sense of humor, and keep your rules exciting! Next, you should definitely add a rule allowing yourself to choose who gets the gold during training, as this will let you actually get a Gold Bil! You might also add a condition that the best clan member will get the gold, as this will allow you to justify taking that precious Gold Bil while praising yourself! Genius, right? Another important one is the respect rule. Require praise twice daily from all members, visitors will be impressed by how much your members love you! Until they figure out that all the clan members are your alts, anyway. Be careful not to extend this rule to other clans, who cares if your members insult another clan? Besides the other clan, of course. Finally, it might be smart to add a stipulation that your members can't mock each other - you know, in case anyone actually applies to join your clan. You wouldn't want anyone insulting your alt, am I right? Of course, there are certain things one doesn't do. Don't worry though, I'm here to make sure you don't make those mistakes! First and foremost, do not include a rule about profanity. This type of rule would infringe on freedom of speech, and we can't have that! No, encourage your members to express themselves! Who cares if they get banned, they're alts, for crying out loud! Also to be avoided are rules against spying on other clans - all is fair in love and war! Spying might give you that tactical advantage necessary to defeat your other alts the opposing clan! Finally, avoid training attendance requirements like the plague. I mean, those would require you to actually organize a training session, heaven forbid! That wasn't so bad, was it? It was? Really? Well, I guess there's no accounting for taste! Disclaimer: DragonOfStorms is not responsible or liable for bans, warnings, decline of reputation, or any other negative impact caused by reading and applying this article. He'll gladly take credit for the good stuff though!

We were thinking 02:10 UTC+0 (right after server restart).

It already happened? Dang, I missed it! Sorry. Maybe next time!

In 8.5 hours :/

That would be really cool. I'll try to get as many clan members as possible involved.

Sheesh. I finish at 4:00.

Oh :(. Sorry to hear that.