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I play Tanki Online because: * This is one of the best tank games out there! ( I do not want to talk about World of Tanks for now) * Sometimes I like to bust some theories, mysteries, Godmode_ON theories, and wierd stories. * The forum game is awesome! * I LOVE the wiki because you can sometimes find really astonishing facts/clues. * If I had a better computer without the no-shooting no-collecting bug, I would have enough crystals to buy more gear and try it on! * It would be nice to be a moderator someday B) , but not the one who would ban everyone for little reason!

Sorry to bust you, SpeedyRailgun, but you are wrong. Godmode_ON cannot be the owner of Tanki Online HQ in Perm. Even if Godmode_ON is the person who stars in the russian versions of Tanki Online V-logs, he can't own The Tanki Online Game!! Period. #KasimSuspect??!

...and while she was transforming into a turtle with ears made out of candy, she started to try to pull herself together and her REALLLY insane past! #ImFinallyBack!!!! :DD

Thanks for no attack,TPUM. TPBM is stuck in the middle of a long skinny toilet pipe complex. ( Do not ask me how you got there [ cause I wont answer you]) B) :P

Guys, I had just seen a passenger pigeon just a few minutes ago out the back glass door about twelve feet away! A REAL Passenger pigeon!!!! :o I'm declaring the passenger pigeon currently critically endangered!! The bird was seen at march 2 2016 ( just to note). If any of you have seen the bird, multiquote this and add what you seen! Thanks! :D ( P.S I've updated my list)

OK, I wont! Thanks for the "jk" part! Truth: Have you ever went to Hawaii for at least 3 times? ( I have)

I did skip school starting from sixth grade ( I'm homeschooled). Hoorayy!! Alright, where is my 100 quadrillion dollars?? Speaking of money, would you pay me $691235763 for $691235764 ?! :P

And no, the White rhino is still alive. But keep looking! :)

The blue bird ( the Hyacinth macaw) is endangered, I believe.

Too bad he\she hacked too much...:( This reminds me of criminals accusing criminals.

Imagine what you can do with that money!! Compared to my account, SURE!!!! ( I will buy a new computer and a really good videocard and wifi.) Will you go to a Who Wants to be a Millionaire game for free for $1,000,000? (lucky one)

A popular combo PORTES_S ( IL_MITO, i...O.U.F.A, Prince_of_raiigun, Godmode-ON, notkarpov :P ) I miss... O.U.F.A, PORTES_S, IL_MITO,

...but the shriek was from the REALLY happy mutant sheep seeing all of her favorite candy!!! P.S I am going to start writing this hilarious story soon!!

Thanks, Im a hungry dung beetle for now... B) TPBM is depressed for two months now because of no reason! (two months of depression = suicide attempts)

That's so sad. :( Adriel.RB has taken the crystal box worth 1 crystal.________________Godmode_ON destroyed O.U.F.A A gold box will drop soon._________________________________________Adriel.RB destroyed Godmode_ON A gold box will drop soon._________________________________________Luckey0 destroyed Adriel.RB A gold box will drop soon._________________________________________BirdKnights destroyed con4428 Adriel.RB has taken the gold box.__________________________________O.U.F.A destroyed BirdKnights O.U.F.A has taken the gold box.____________________________________Adriel.RB destroyed luckey0 Adriel.RB has taken the gold box.__________________________________master_crafter destroyed Adriel.RB

HDYKM if I was not anything but air?

I would invent The anti-HulkChuckBruceifier to decontaminate and revert you and then shoot you with a missle. #222Posts

I don't know...although the name is pretty decent

That would have been the worst dream of my life!! Sorry, couldn't think of anything else... Now, survive THIS!!! I programmed TPBM to watch that horrible...babyish...incompararble...MY LITTLE PONY show for four days in a row!!! :P ~Edit: this answer was actually made for not the person above, but the person above the person above me.

Both of them didn't know about each other's crush.

Cool... LORD?

sting stingray

Nope. too stinky. Would you (the lucky one) Prepare an expensive wedding for free and get 1 Googolplex dollars (googol x googol)? B) B)

...and made the US navy forum be nice again because Batman has a crush on the mutant sheep! #ItsGoodToBeBack