For the record, one of my friends was trolling me so I could barely play. Basically, he really wanted to play and I said no because he sucks, so he unplugged my keyboard and plugged in his own. Intense power struggles were happening so I couldn't play as well as I usually can. I think I would've done about as well as Kaiar Ganatae (if you don't know who that is, go a few pages back).

Are you not NHR?

Actually, I invited @DarkDeath_GTO and told him to apply (look at the message right before the application). He just forgot to say "I am in this clan", but I can assure you that he's not a lizard (Komodo Dragons are lizards!!1!). You should probably fix the motto, future generations will thank you. @PracticeParkourStunt, you sure are cracking down on literally everything... reminds me of myself kicking half the members in TM for inactivity and handing out bans for flooding the slack chat after I was promoted to co. I am in this clan :P

This is a joke, ignore. Q1. I live on the moon, so I'm not too sure. Q2. Multing. Q3. Twins mammy Q4. Hates every map Q5. What's a clan? Q6. I don't know either Q7. I'm a spammer too, I can help spam. Q8. I totally have skype (can someone tell me what it is). Q9. Half the accounts on tanki are mine. If the D/L is less than 0.02, it's probably mine.

I'm inviting one of my friends from TM before he finishes writing his application, his name is @DarkDeath_GTO

I didn't know white was your trademark color, I'll switch to cyan, but I'm keeping Times New Roman.

Ok, let me just pump up my gamestop card again (when I get around to it).

Is it okay if I make a feeder clan for HD? because the current HD is full, and there are like 20 members that want to get in. In the game, not the forum.

aww, no graphics of a heart being cut out with a spoon. This vid should be banned for clickbaiting.

That's the whole point of choosing Jason Chan, more web anonymity.

I don't like skype, and it doesn't like me either. It has never worked for me in the past, but I decided to try it again because the discord is dead (it's literally called dead again happy dragons). My name (not my real name) is Jason Chan. My avatar is just a black biohazard symbol against a red background. There are some cut-off words under it. If you can, add me to the HD skype.

You are literally the master of the trolls, with three exceptions, two of which I know in real life. Guys in HD, add me please and tell me what your usernames are. I don't play tanki after doing 1 or more missions because tanki is kinda boring without friends to play it with.

@practiceparkourstunt Liar, it's only 1:22 AM. I regularly stay up to 2:30 AM. You need to play games more. Stop wasting your life doing homework. Just ace the tests and do all the projects, it will be fine.

Rip, is it ok if I make a feeder clan then? Because that seems ridiculously unfair to everyone else.

Can someone invite me to the tanki clan if it's not full?

oh, he maxed out m2 hornet. I knew he was a captain so I was wondering how he got m2 hornet. Did you know that micro upgrades are off in XP/BP battles right? Just a question, when exactly do I have to use the clan paints? I personally prefer hohloma so I'm probably going to rarely use the clan paint unless i have to.

Railgun is ridiculously op, I always buy it as my main m1 turret... and then when m2s come I stopped using it. M1 rail will last until major. Rico only lasts until first lieutenant or so unless you are some kind of pro with it (or you have it fully micro upgraded, as I have seen occasionally).

Does anyone use the discord chat? I've been on it all day today... no one said anything.

I am in this clan :D btw I took the survey. the favorite turret part alone took half an hour (partly my fault for testing all the turrets on test servers and smurfs) I wish that all the multiple choices had an "other" option.

Killergnat invited me Q1: UTC-5 Q2: Depends on the map, on small ones I attack, on medium sized ones I midfield, on large ones I defend. I can always play healer if I'm not doing very well. Q3: My favorite combo would be striker viking (tried striker on test server), but I don't have it so my current favorite combo would be smoky vik (both m2) Q4: I like every map except skyscrapers. Q5a: I was in TM as a co leader. Q5b: I quit tanki because the second rebalanced nerfed all my stuff. The clan disbanded soon after. Q6: I've always liked this clan, even while I was in TM. The people here are nice and the clan is organized. I went to one of the HD trainings, and I really liked it. Q7: To be honest, not much. The clan is already great. Another member might help training happen more frequently though. Q8: Skype doesn't work (thanks, Microsoft...), but I do have discord. Q9: I'm going to include accounts here that probably got deleted for inactivity. My first account ever was called ultryX. My m1s were firebird, smoky, railgun, wasp, and smoky. All of them had 15/50 upgrades because I was dumb back then. I racked up about 60 hours of railgun on it last I checked. I made several smurfs to test out certain weapons like hammer and vulcan when they got released. I think I got about 20 hours of gameplay on all of them combined. Allseeingeye_tanki actually started as a smurf to check out hammer.

Hey emps, check out your gifts, I sent you a badge.

Your motto is incorrect. Your current motto means "he insults us, we kindled a fire in your backside. A better translation would be "moleste est nobis, posteriora tua incendebimus." Sadly, I don't know the word for irritate, so I used annoy (molestus). Two things you didn't address in your original motto: You need to find the imperative of irritate, not the normal form, and you need to find the future present plural of set ablaze. I'm not sure what form you used, because I don't use the word kindle too much. Also consider revising your motto so that you have a negative imperative (do not <insert action>), do that by using the infinitive of the action with a "nolite" in front of it. I hope I helped, I decided to check because my previous tanki clan (Tanki Masters [TM] one of your allied clans btw) died after the 2nd rebalance when everyone quit, and I decided to return to tanki and found it gone, so was going to apply to your clan, but found it closed.

hilarious :P

Android is better than iPhone because of better ram. Also, the operating system is a lot more user friendly for those used to computers. It also has USB type-b that charges as fast as a lightning port, which is not compatible with most computers. The new iPhone 7 cannot charge while using earbuds. Another point for android. Android also has better support for "OK Google", a far more accurate voice recognition system than Siri. It is also able to carry out more tasks. The average android phone lasts much longer than the average apple. Android has superior security features, and can be rooted for even better performance. Phones that run android also typically has a much more durable case. About apples only advantage is that it's much more edible than an android.

lol blaster stop bragging