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Lol i would prefer to be single then :P What if tmmrws ur last day?

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5/10 A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" - A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"

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8/10 :P Santa’s Complaint To Flipkart Support Center: Dear Flipkart, I Always Opt For “Cash On Delivery” But Your Delivery Boy Never Gives Me The Cash!

Heard it but EPIC :) 1000/10 Once Richie was walking along with a dog.. ............................................................................ A man stopped him & asked him "Why r u walking with an elephant?" Richie replied "Ohh dude! u r mistaken its a "dog" not an "elephant." Man replied "Broo! I'm asking to the dog" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-----------------------------------------------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

heh :P 10/10 Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

10000000000000/10 :) Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks. He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?” Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.” The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?” Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie” The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?” Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“ Must Read English Jokes

xD same here bro! 10/10 Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

Blow*.. is this that joke ? :/ Question: “What Is The Hardest Job In The World?” Answer: “Sketching For Police Officers In China“ (no offence)

xDD 8.5555/10 HORROR~~ At midnight in a hopital, inside a lift..There was a nurse & a girl.. They were passing through third floor which was a mortuary. Suddenly the door of the lift opens. They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside. The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly. The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?” Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.” In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?” And The Lights Went Off ….

5/10 :mellow: :mellow: A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Kolkata

But again woke up

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hmm 7/10 SmithWas Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow motion..

8/10...do u make it all by urself? Teacher :"Anyone who thinks he is a stupid may standup!" * Nobody stands up * Teacher : "I m sure there r some stupids over here " * Little Johnny stands up * Teacher : "Ohh Jonnhy,u think u r a stupid?" Johnny : "No mam..i just feel bad that u r standing alone"

Nah 12?

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xD 10/10 Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

4/10 Be more creative Once John & Smith went to a Cafe and they ordered a hot coffee of $20.. John : Hey Smith,drink ur coffee fast or else we would hv to pay more Confused Smith : Why do u say so? John: Bcoz if u drink it slow it will get cold Smith : So? John : Oh dear! Look there,its written on the board cold coffee "$30"

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