Guys, I tried to keep this as bug-free as possible, but seems like some paragraph just are too stubborn to become trebuchet ms. Please ignore them and read on, they will be sent to detention soon. Peace.

Ok, sliced, the last thing you want is children. That's too large a burden that you'll need to support, now isn't the time.

No pls, I get my mission chains reward tomorrow, not tomorrow, pls :P Winter begins when you start feeling cold on a daily basis. Period. :mellow:

It's winter, we left autumn behind quite some time ago..

Greetings, English-people! We have both been victims of the British, and hence now speak English, and thanks to that, I could come up with this name that I could use to call my readers, you know what, I don't know why I'm telling you this, so I'll just shut up... Anyways, so, umm, *goes here to copy some lines* *[...]* in this interview series, I am going to pick 4 helpers from each helper group, and interrogate them until they spill some beans. For this time, I discovered some Ruby while digging through some coal, and I brought them to my lab. Here are the reports of my scientific experiments on these rather curious redish rocks. Participants @Hate @Ninja These names were totally not arranged according how much I like each guy, like, totally not, I repeat, TOTALLY NOT! HQ http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=184456&attempt=1 So here we are, you see the reporter m01ts didn't satisfy my hunger. Let's taste some Ruby juice. Tell us who you are. @Hate: I'm Hate, Forum moderator and Event helper as well as event broadcaster, no longer event organizer. Been on the Forum lurking around till I got caught by one of Cooper's traps and later got adopted in the team among other prisoners in there, well we do get fed well and the place is nice to stay, better than being on the run. :ph34r: : Hiiiii ^_^ Well, my name is Kurt (if that's not obvious enough ._.) and I'm the only Maltese helper after evil Cedric was overthrown, after weeks of careful planning by an anonymous dude, who certainly wasn't (I may or may not have been bribed by certain people.. ). I am an event helper, and a forum mod. :D @Ninja: Hola, I'm Ninja sometimes known as Lux, Nina, or electro amongst many other names. I'm usually into photography, cars, YouTube and of course Tanki. Information is limited because you know.. I'm a Ninja. @I3est: @I3est: Hello I'm the @I3est aka Martins, I'm a Forum and Help-Site moderator. How's Ms. Ruby Paint? @Hate: She is fine. : Still shiny as I barely had any chance to test it yet :( (Blame my admins for forcing me to work overtime OK :( ) @Ninja: Battle scarred from 200hrs but still beautiful. :wub: @I3est: Oh she's fine, she's enjoying being on my tank the whole time, she's my second bae. :ph34r: @CooperO oppressive much? @Hate: Cooper is beyond nice, except when you don't pay the bill, you know the bill I'm talking about right? WARNING FROM INTERVIEWER: Incomprehensive text walls ahead. Inflammable. Proceed with caution. Spoiler-opener discretion advised. : No wayyyyy, Coop and SkeletorXVIandwhateverothernumberhehas are the best admins evahhhhh (give me HOTM now k?) @Ninja: Not at all, she couldn't be nicer. @I3est: No she's not, she's the nicest admin which ever existed. OK, I get it, no coups against Coop. Peaceful peasants. Well, what aspect of your job do you enjoy the most? @Hate: Some of the best thing about being a Forum moderator is that, we Forum moderators like the Forum and it is like our own home hence keeping the Forum a tidy and happy place goes beyond cleaning up messes, but also helping players who have questions, ideas, or perhaps are interested in engaging with the community on a different level with something such as a Clan or a Parkour Club. Another good thing is that using our knowledge to help players solve any issues they may experience in the game. The job also includes dealing with violations and processing reports from players. One other thing that motivates me and many other Forum mods or helpers in general is that I personally love how I help players and in return they give me a wonderful reply saying "thank you for helping me" I love how we interact with my colleagues in To all are friendly making me feel at home all times and this certainly is the aspect I myself enjoy most in my job. : Helping other players is the best part. Especially those that reach out to me using Forum PM, I feel honoured they specifically asked me something xD. Also, I try to act professional (aka give boring long answers) yet still down to earth by having friendly convos, and keep on making new friends whenever possible. :) @Ninja: Answering questions for sure. Always when a big update drops players have hundreds of questions in the topic, chat and PM and I genuinely enjoy going through the entire topic answering singular questions. One of my personal favorites was the 'Your questions for this week's V-LOG' topic which came out after a controversial update which everyone loved *cough* hated *cough*, as you can imagine that resulted in quite a few questions to feast on. And feast I did. @I3est: Closing topics created by trolls of course :ph34r:. But on a serious note, I also enjoy helping out players by giving advices, answering their questions and helping them with their problems with game. What can be better than giving a helpful hand to people who are looking for help? If you were made Forum Admin, what is the first thing you would do? It can be anything, even drinking coffee. @Hate: I would chill in Parkour battle all day long B). On a serious note though, since Admins are quite busy and they don't post much in the Forum, it would be nice seeing 1 or 2 Admins posting some things more often and interacting with players more often, I know the moderators do it already but to me it just would be nice although it isn't necessary so I will most likely do that..;p : @Ninja: Raise FM pay obviously To be honest I really wouldn't know what to do. I'm not even sure what control over the forum admins have (aside of the obvious things). I would like to improve the mobile version of the forum and maybe update the forum engine, add some more emojis and probably a lot of trivial stuff like the latter. @I3est: Would take a nap. Is it true that your job forces you to speak good about the game, even when it goes against your personal opinions? @Hate: No we are not forced to, you choose what to say about the update, if you like it, you liked it, if not then you have the right to not like it and you won't be forced. : Nope- I will never be forced to defend an update I really hate. I do try to see the best in these situations and make sure it's relayed on to the players that there is really no such thing as 'an all bad update' (just like there probably never will be 'an all good update'). That being said, I can see why there are so many people who believe this. Thing is, unlike the general players, it's much easier for us to collect all the feedback about updates in their respective topics, forward them to our admins and CM (who will later forward to the devs) and add our own concerns directly there. Basically, if it's a negative thing that I really hate about the update, I'll go straight to my admins and make sure it is included as part of the general feedback. ;) @Ninja: No, if I don't like an update I'll scream in helpers chat or at my admin instead of the announcement topic where players will always blow my criticism massively out of proportion and ignore anything positive I say. If I was forced to say something as my personal opinion when in-fact it wasn't, I'd quit my position. @I3est: No it's not true. No one forces us to do anything. I don't get those people who think that if you're mod you need to speak good about everything tanki related, it's not true, we have our own opinions also, after all we are players too. As moderators, you get to interact with . What is your opinion on him? How is he different than @Cedric Debono? Or , if you were present at that time? @Hate: He is the man, fun, easy to reach and communicates with helpers and players more often, chill and interesting person, although he became a druger lately with his Isida. : I don't really get to talk to him unfortunately. And although I'm admittedly quite biased towards @Cedric Debono (Malta rulezzzz!1!1!!), I think is well on his way to becoming even more liked by the players :D. I wish him the best of luck. :) @Ninja: I don't really get to talk to him directly, it's usually through my admin. I think he's a pretty cool guy with the right thoughts and experience to make the community better. How is he different to @Cedric Debono? Well... quite a bit actually. I think he interacts and updates players more often and more directly than @Cedric Debono did which is a very good thing. Can't really say about since he wasn't around for too long during the time I used the forum. @I3est: I don't really get to talk to him, but he seems like a fun guy who talks a lot to players and answers all what they ask, just like @Cedric Debono used to do, maybe he even does it more often than @Cedric Debono, which is great and that's what we need from a CM. If you could, whom would you recommend be added into the Forum Mods group (yes I asked the reporters the same question, Im vely uncrutive wit bed splng n grummur :( ) ? @Hate: If there is someone I would recommend as a Forum moderator, most likely a player who is now inactive but writes decently and each one of his/her answers are just insanely good, the way the player's opinions is offered, the way it is handled, the... I mean I can keep on going on but yeah, I would like to see that player in the team one day. : @Magenta of course :P cos he's pruhhh and amazing and gonna make me famous and gonna give me crystals cos he also bribed me to say this. @Ninja: This is where I wish I had media training to avoid questions. To be honest I don't know, it takes quite a specific profile to suit forum moderation and I can't really pin-point anyone. @I3est: @RIDDLER_8 because he's @Maf's best friend. :ph34r: Disclaimer: Open the following spoiler only if you didn't get the joke. Did you like this interview? It was one of the three best interviews ever (the other ones being the one I did with some mults, and one I did with the proest guy to walk this planet) made, in my opinion. Anything else you would like to add? @Hate: I would like to add that this interview was entirely false and was written fully by Magenta himself. Please dislike this article and kick him from the AWC. : Great interview, this is the first one I'm in :D if I don't get rich and famous by tomorrow I'll hate ya forever tho :(. @Ninja: He's dead. I killed him. @I3est: Well it wasn't bad interview..;p I usually don't do interviews but this was kind of fun. And I totally agree with what @Hate said . Alright, you guys can go back to Mrs. Ruby, I'll go back to my pen and paper. Cya nubs! Well, we've had enough of those text walls, so I guess you readers felt relieved to see this ending. Or, most likely, you simply scrolled down and hit the like button because that's what I asked you to do on Skype. Well, I suggest you guys take some time out to actually read it, it isn't as bad as the interviewees in it... :P So, liked it? Probably not? Be sure to give some feedback in the comments below, click the like button even if you hated the interview, and subscribe. Until next time, get rekt, M0s! Other writings by me:More interviews by me: -An Expert's Extensive Guide On Onions And What To Do With Them-Personality Cut Down: Cutting Nives with Knives -5 Magic Tricks You Can Perform In Tanki-Personalities of Yesterday: Night-Sisters -The Paint Invasion - Strategy Room-Interrogating The Helpers: Reporters -Mag's Journals: My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs - Part 1-Interrogating The Helpers: Forum Moderators -Part 2 - My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs [Mag's Journals]-Interrogating The Helpers: Wiki Editors -Dear Love -Lost To The Snow (Published in the 78th Issue of The Newspaper)

Oh you are talking about the giveaway prizes, umm, don't the players who won the match get any prizes or are you biased cuz helpers lost jk jk?

What prizes did they get? I forgot what nives said in the stream.

Good match! Thanks for the bribes, nives. "Holy **** it got stuck!!!1!" :ph34r:

In case you didn't know, umm, 19 is actually pretty old, I mean he's an adult, he's left behind his childhood... :unsure:

It'll be nice to see you shouting "Go Classic go!" on your microphone while commentating. Me lieky ur voicy </3

No, you cheer for me.

OK, but what are those white arrows left and right? :ph34r:

That tank is mine, btw :wub:

I have both. Unfortunately for us, you have to cross the Himalayas to get here.

I appreciate the fact that you found it to be entertaining.

What happened? Where's the stream?

Interesting paint. I think I'll start gold hunting now, :ph34r:

I don't understand that English, sorry... "Event helpers and yours truly..." what do you mean "yours truly?

RIP Magenta 2k17

RIP Maf 2k17

Well, looking at the order of the names, one could be forgiven for saying that I was first. Well then, who was first?

Actually, I did not say that good or bad is subjective.

Firstly, how is the statement "presupposing an objective vantage point?" Secondly, who says it's forced?