No way in hell that is satire!

Make a cogent sane argument, and I'll be glad to discuss/debate with you. I have already done this, even with people whom I disagree with. come at me with nonsequiturs, ad hominems, personal attacks, and lame insults because you have nothing reasonable to say to me, and I'll be over there on the high road. When you stoop to the lowest level, you show off your stinking ass to them behinds you.

Its not an update, for the millionth time. Most if not all? More like 50 out of 1,1880. Get your facts straight IDK about any clowns, but bozo88 is not getting paid by the regime. Oh wait, you agree with me, so you must be an undercover dev too! <smacks head> How is making logical arguments trolling? Many others here are stalking the forums as well. Can I sell you some snow? Naw, I aint that old. No sense in asking you to act your age, because you are, like a little childe.

Test Server is rarely open, and they don't give out invite codes very often.

Can someone explain to me: Everyday, when you log in, have you ever selected your battle in less than 10 seconds? if not, then please stop saying that previously there was o wait. Now you have a timer and you are bored. I want to go to my garage when I am in the queue.

Battles 5-6 DM queue -40 second wait ~300 players in Queue -5 second wait ~290 players in Queue ---Taken to a game with 7 minutes left -200 sec wait (3m20s) 260 players in Queue. ---This one was abnormally large, I can usually select a battle from the list in less time. Would be nice if I could access the garage wil in the queue -75 second wait ~185-240 in Queue ---This was the emptiest I've seen the Queue. A counter of number of matches being played would be nice. I assume that >90% of players who aren't in the lobby are in a match. General team queue -20 seconds ~206-215 players ---Iran CP, we won because I was an aggressive freeze who took control of my team and the battle. Don't really have any comments on the battles, as I, and OTHERS AS WELL (probably just mults of Hazel, ya know, because you guys are so great at determining sockpuppetry, not!) have stated that this rank bracket lunacy is going to be addressed in later development.

bozo88 not BOZO the clown. Get it right. Better than playing with you, mah homie. For someone who is supposedly a responsible adult capable of securing for themselves a position in Life, you behave like a disgruntled college student who loves to riot. Count up the exp of each side, roughly the same. I've been able to play with legends since 2nd Lt. The Majors and Captain weren't by themselves. Yes, but you don't agree with the mob, therefore you must, of course, be a shill and a toadie. Vilkommen to my world, comarade. What I have said multiple times, but I'm just the bozo.

Improvements 1. bring back mission indicator in toolbar 2. Automatically enter us in queue when battle ends 3. set rank brackets in stone. That should solve your variable error. 4. minor tweaks Then RETEST before implementing.

Bla bla bla. Apparently its freedom of speech for people who agree with you, else they are brainless noobs who brown nose the administration. LOL LOL. Ad hominems and silliness abound. And at least I won't have to play with the immature. I'd love to take that Bug for a spin, I'll be using a HANS instead of bicycle helmet. And MHB, when you get off your Denver weed, I'll report you to the mods for violence.

Oh please not the Arabs hijacking (pun not intended) like they did last time. IDK if you're exaggerating, but there is no m8. And m2 can fight m4 if they are playing fair and not tweaking that meth.

Hilarious, but what I have seen is OK. I am going to go play some more.

Looks pretty level to me, I have had to play with Marshals and Legends. Guys guys guys gals: This is a TEST. Problems SHOULD be fixed before it is implemented in a few months. Now, we will probably disagree with each other and the devs on what a "problem" and a "solution" is, but I doubt the devs are so stupid as to just wholesale adopt Iteration 1. And this test is probably Iteration 5, and It.7 will end up being adopted.

Nicht sprechen helles.

Yes, the users wanted A matchmaking system. This is a test. I am hoping that rank brackets will be shrunk, so I can like play a game with just people from my rank or very close. A problem did exist. Don't deny it. IDK what your battle efficiency is, if you have a link I'll take a look. I think that rather than try and mess with rank brackets, they should sort on what upgrade level is in your garage. (BTW, if you are a general and u show ur damn face in a game I'm in while running M0s, I will probably drop a load of obscenities on your head. Seriously, I was being whooped by two 3stars in Rift CTF, and a 3 star joined my team, running M1 Titan and m0 shaft. In Desert CTF there was a 2 star knucklehead running m0 wasp and m1 isida. In.Furi.Ating.) Grouping people by the upgrade level of their turrets should level it out. My m2.3s can deal with a m2.10, but if I have m1.6 I can't take it. I agree. I usually memorise my missions and can approximate how far through I am, but I agree it should be replace. All I can say is before I used the client I lagged so bad. Now I exclusively run the client and have very few problems. I tend to procrastinate restarting my computer, so after a month has passed sometimes the lag will begin to pick up, but restarting the whole deal solves it.

Lol. Nice to see you again, Hatty. Nelso already denied me, so If you want to adopt me as your mult, I'm open. Correct, I started in 2016. I see plenty of people's points. Yall hate this undate and think these Slavic devs should remove their heads from their nether regions for some reason or another. In other words, YOU, A PLAYER, KNOW BETTER THAN THE DEVS THAT CREATED THIS GAME. Ego or what. Back in a few, please direct further profanity-filled rants to the mods.

Haha. You're right, I am an undercover dev, and Nelson's mult to boot. Apparently, when Maf is away the trolls do play.

Yes its different, wait times are no different though, I don't care about the battle, that's just an identity, and the map really doesn't faze me, I have to adapt to what maps exist anyway for missions. I get to choose my format, and that to me is more important than map or specific battle id.

I thought you had left to go whine somewhere else?

Goodbye. Hope your someone's mult. Else go enjoy the game, M0 friend.

Why can I do my missionz just fine?

1. Most people take more time, they are just involved with cursing Tanki's mother to notice how long it takes. 2. Agree that sux 3. No lag for me. And I am not by any stretch of the imagination on a gaming rig. I am on a decade old laptop. 4. Well, to a certain degree you never could. Even back before the PP update when anyone could create a battle, there was no guarantee anybody would come and join your map. 5. You never could.

Ahah. Probably the variable for determining which ranks go together is messed up. Should be an ez fix.

winners get the majority of the fund divided by their score.

Jeez. Call a shrink before you explode. I highly highly highly doubt you saw a Sarge (<50Kexp) fighting a Marshal (~1mil exp). Either you got the ranks wrong or you're smokin that herb. Pics or it didn't happen. Gimme a link to your post, I ain't searching 60 pages for it. And next time, don't insult me, commie.

Allright. I juyst played, and I think my missions will be ok. I have 100 cry. CTF, some xp in DM, and a finish first. So I click the join CTF queue. There were 700 people, and the avg time was 24 seconds, I had to wait 68 seconds. It took me to Barda CTF, I was the highest rank, and was a little disappointed to see I wasn't in an all Majors and Lt. Cols game. The match was fine, we won 10-4, no slaughtering or anything, though there was a wee bit of spawn-killing in the middle. I had the wrong turret so only had 78 crystals. No lag. Conclusion: I spent LESS time in the queue than i would NORMALLY SPEND LOOKING for a battle. I spend between 1 and 2 minutes looking for a battle, so this was quicker. The wait will FEEL WORSE, because you aren't activly involved in cursing Tanki devs because you can't find the battle you want, and are trying to decide whether to join an "accpetable" battle, or switch servers. So to all the players who are moanin and groanin (or find less appropriate words for this server that have to do with canines) SHUT THE H3LL UP. You spend less time in the queue than you do looking for the "perfect battle". 2nd battle Industrial Zone CTF 55 second wait, we lost 2-4. I was the only Lt Col in the game, the match was mostly 3rd Lts and Majors spread throughout both teams. I really love the 10 minute battle format. I can't wait to see what other maps have changed as well. GOOD JOB DEVS! tune out THE HATERZ.