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22/9/2017 - Special
Invention of new weapons to destroy the world
@TSY_the_crazy, and @Mad had been working for a weapons project for a long time. Their plan was to destroy the world (leaving Toilet Paper Army, as it will be used during war). These weapons includes a new technology that humans don't know. Humans' most dangerous weapons only work on the principle of Fission reaction. But, they've created something new, that humans call Alien technology. A martian ostrich helped them a lot for this project. Okay, now let me tell you what that weapon actually is, it's a ball shaped bomb, that more looks like an ostrich's egg. When it's thrown on a ground through an airplane, it causes the production of a toxic bacteria, which decomposes everything. The weapons are ready, the only thing they need now is something that can fly, ostrich assured them that it will help them further.
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