TH3_B3st_0F_4ll do we have like parkour practice times?

Lol didn't see that until today XD

but it was a dream. PUM Got Putin angry

Hey guys, IK this is gonna sound rlly noob but what exactly are alterations and how do u get them???

In a video game. I die, but respawn, and the real me just gets triggered. PUM tries to do parkour with mammy firebird m0

Plz lemme know ASAP :)

I am their lord and savior. Thus they give their lives for me. PUM falls off a real cliff with no parachute

Yes. However I remember all the details for my 1creepercraft_tanki.

I survive bc he didnt attack me. PUM catches one of those april fools gold boxes that blows u up instead of giving u cry

One of my Alternate accs is 1creepercraft_tanki WO1, my first my worst. Second is The_Pro_Hammer, but I quit that acc bc I screwed up and bought too many different turrets and hulls again. and 3 is AlphaWoIf (AlphaWo I F I not L) my best account with hammer 4/10, wasp m1 thunder m0, magnum m0, and viking m0.

1. Are you Master Sergeant or higher ? Yes 2.Do you have wasp and hornet M0/M1? Wasp M1 3.Do you have Thunder/Hammer/Railgun/Ricochet ? Thunder and Hammer M0 4.Can you turn your turret flawlessly? (ANSWER HONESTLY) 3th acc, I laugh when ppl can't 5. Must have pro pass. YES/NO? Always 6. Your time zone in UTC UTC-7 i think. Pacific Time Zone

Hey guys! This article really helped me out, and I can succesfully do everything except ST ( but that's the least of my priorities :P ) and the LDEJ. HOW DO YOU DO THE LDEJ???? I have wasp m1 and thunder m0 is it possible?

Yeah... In a nuclear bunker. PUM is directly shafted by and m3 shaft to his m0 wasp while stationary

How do you get Alterations?

dude, Semyon left loooooooong ago, Cedric has been manager for almost a year? idk, but now he is leaving us too :(

I am GODMODE_ON. I am Immune to fire or freeze. PUM goes to space in a spaceship, gets out of the spaceship, is in space, takes off his spacesuit while he's in space. THIS IS NOT A SIMULATOR OR VIDEO GAME.

Then you laugh so hard you suffocate :P

The cannons momentum disintegrated the potato and I laugh. PUM Laughs so hard at this puny attempt to kill me that he suffocates and dies.

But the IED never actually explodes :P PUM shoots himself in the head

No clue who that is so I survive. PUM equips m0 wasp and fire bird then drives into one of the Kungur ditches. Then,, 5 Maxed MU M3 magnums shoot him :D

I time travel again and land in a hacked sever with thousands of gold boxes V You insult all people with superpowers so that they hate you, then jump off the map. :D

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now I need an active team... thats not gonna be easy... Swift Smoky, can you give us any timeline AT ALL because if its in like 2 weeks I can farm up 2 ranks to get wasp m1 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

OH MY GOSH I CAN PARTICIPATE?????? :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Hey, I need a little help, mostly with OMP. 1. I need to learn how to do the LDEJ (long distance edge jump) shown in the spoiler below 2. I need to get to the blue house in Iran! I have wasp m1 thunder m0 hammer m0 and magnum m0 but I would prefer wasp thunder. I saw a video of it done with wasp M0, but I think the guy ha thunder M3. Anyway, help would be great, thanks!