Wow I know better! Sorry I got to get back into the history books! :lol:

#KnowsaboutMongols

Player nemoetnihil has been banned for a month. Reason: using Plain boring text.

I would literally play 24/7. A lot of topics in the forum have a no double post limit that the mods watch out for. You can be temporarily banned if you post more than once / twice. What if the cheesecake was moldy when I cut you a piece?

Showers were invented for reviving AND cleaning. TPBM gets hit by the universe's biggest meteorite.

Then a lot of us could be banned. What if I had cheesecake?

I have the unusual ability to make my tank flush with the ground and then pop back up again. TPBM is banned from the game permanently.

meh; I have a thick skull and a helmet on. TPBM gets railgun m1000 on double damage. Direct hit.

I would make another account and whip the hacker in a battle before reporting him and getting him banned forever. What if you got your account hacked and you didn't know who did it?

always

Then you would be famous. What if I could buy juggernaut/terminator in the garage?

Player Musa has been banned for six months. Reason: Playing with m0 in m4 battle.

no (very close.) 16?

Insurance won't pay this time, bro :lol: Deal with it. meh; just give me a giant knife and fork, as well as my mammoth m1 so I can plow (and eat) my way out of it.

ingenious

hey man it's my actual last name.(We are of French heritage.) #Satan

no 18?

Player strong3arms has been banned for a week. Reason: false accusation

You couldn't because your rank is to low to play in battles at second lieutenant. What if tanki added another new map?

2811

insurance paid; Upgraded to shaft m10. shot you with that.

yum yum! Hope it's got strawberries on it! TPBM gets SHOT by shaft m1

Then we wouldn't know the difference. What if trooll stopped replying to all the games?

glean

your death