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u812ic

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  1. Do you know when the hover tank will be implemented into the game? Or are the Devs waiting until HTML5?
  2. Sorry to hear your tank was tanknapped and you were hogtied to it. Or you're a glutton for punishment.
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    Very Lucky moments we've had!

    Very same thing happened to me. I was so amazed and stunned seeing I was upright, I paused for a moment too long....BOOM!!
  4. I did something similar, except it wasn't just a MU, I bought the wrong kit from the garage.
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    Which one came first: Egg or Chicken?

    Open the reply box. Right click the green number next to your nickname on the far right. That brings down a menu. Left click on "copy link address". In the reply box, right click and left click on paste. It'll first show in this font color with a longer address. When you click post, it shows up as a link.
  6. What's the purpose of that? You're in the enemy base, your paint fades telling the enemy that your reloading? Most players hide while reloading, so no one will see it anyway, except you and maybe your teammates if they happen to go behind the same building your hiding behind. Besides, reloading only takes a few seconds and in some cases, hardly noticeable.
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    Ideas for Missions!

    I don't like DM, either and will sometimes change it. But if it's an easy mission like finish x number of battles or score 400 points, then I'll usually do them. In either mission, it'll take 2 to 4 battles and I'm done with it. Sometimes you just have to stand up straight, pull your shoulders back, pull your belly in, push out your chest and pull your chin in like a good soldier and complete the mission. March on Soldier, march on.
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    Which one came first: Egg or Chicken?

    http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=381317&do=findComment&comment=6720597 See my fact sheet. How can you argue with logic?
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    Madness, Highways, and Massacre

    Firebird or Freeze on Mammoth with OD activated plus DA and DD can wipe out an entire nest.
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    Very Lucky moments we've had!

    Awww. The Dictator Dad. How sweet. :D
  11. Huh! Never thought about numpad.
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    Which one came first: Egg or Chicken?

    Look at this logically. A chicken egg has to incubate at around 100*F (give or take a few 10ths of a degree) with 50% to 55% humidity. Without these factors, the egg won't hatch. No chickens. Next. An egg has to be fertilized in order for the embryo to develop. For that, you need a rooster. (Which came first, the hen or the rooster?). Without a rooster, you can have eggs, but the species won't propagate. So, after the egg laying hen dies there will be no more chickens. So, the logical answer to your question is: The chicken came first. Case Closed.
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    Very Lucky moments we've had!

    Everytime I respawn next to the gold box and no one else is around. This has happened 3 times.
  14. In order to have an average, you have to have a lower number, a higher number and a number somewhere in between to come up with an average. What to you suppose the low, middle and high numbers would be to come up with 26 seconds? I would venture to say that most players use a specific battle mode instead of Quick Battle because of missions with a certain battle mode attached and personal preferences. If you have multiple numbers, you negate the lowest and highest numbers. Keep doing that until you have three numbers to play with. Those will equal your average.
  15. Quick Battle shouldn't be counted. The battle mode isn't taken into consideration, whereas, in the rest of the list, you choose which mode. If there were more servers in each mode, then yes, Quick Battle would be on the same level as the rest of the list. Quick Battle has more servers to choose from. The other battle modes have less severs to choose from. Well, on second thought, this shouldn't surprise me any. Tanki isn't balanced anyway, so why should the battle modes? Shux...I just understood your point and answered my own question. Tanki is comparing apples to oranges and coming up with an apple that tastes like an orange or an orange that tastes like an apple. I don't know, you figure it out, Which came first the chicken or the egg and how old was Farmer John's dog when it happened.
  16. How is "Average waiting time" in MM calculated? In order to have an average, you have to have at least 3 numbers, add together, divide by 3 and that's your average. I've seen average waiting time 10 secs, 15 secs, 26 secs, nothing higher than 30 secs. If it usually takes at least 1:00, more likely 1:30 and even longer than that, to get into a battle, how does the timer come up with such low numbers? I just played a mode 3 times that stated "Average waiting time: 26 seconds. 1st attempt: 1:31 = 91 seconds 2nd attempt: 1:22 = 82 seconds 3rd attempt: 1:35 =95 seconds Add seconds together = 238 seconds Divide by 3 = 79.1 seconds Convert to minutes and seconds = 1:19 (.1) Where do you see 26 seconds anywhere? How is "Average waiting time" in MM calculated?
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    Multwatch

    I've been seeing this more often: (Team colors are random) Blue team quickly takes over the map in the first half of the battle. Red team mults Red team breaks through Blue's defenses. Red mults wake up. Blue team mults.
  18. Absolutely!! "Hey! Look at me. I know how to hack, I'm a hacker. Wheeeee, look at meeeeee!!
  19. Shopping day? Office party? Russian holiday? Vacation day for everyone? Work...WORK!?! That's a 4 letter word and my Mama told me I'm not allowed to say 4 letter words. Please don't tell my Mama. Please?
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    Which one came first: Egg or Chicken?

    Supposing your dog gave birth to a cat (just saying). Supposing a cow gave birth to a horse (just saying) Supposing your chicken gave birth to a dinosaur (just saying). Yep, I'm with you. Makes a lot of sense and the analogy couldn't be better.
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    Which one came first: Egg or Chicken?

    If a chicken came out of that dinosaur egg, that was one heck of a big chicken. BTW, chickens came from fowls, not lizards.
  22. What!?! No takers yet? Come on people, it isn't that difficult, really. Look at the hints. You guys will battle to the death for a gold box. No death here, just watch a video a few times, that's all. This is not a scam.
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    Saddest Moment In Tanki Online

    One of my alts may have been that "loser."
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    Which one came first: Egg or Chicken?

    This same argument can be applied to all other bird species, reptiles and monotremes. Which came first, the Cardinal or the egg? Which came first, the Alligator or the egg? Which came first, the Duckbill Platypus or the egg? A pointless argument that can lead to religious beliefs or the lack, thereof.
  25. :D I have done that. I had a lot of boxes saved up and would drop one on occasion. One day I thought, "Why should I give all these crystals away when I could use some for myself. I created a private battle and had a private gold rain party for myself. I dropped about 3/4 of them and spent them (along with the crystals I already had) on the last MU for my turret.
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