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Entertaining. Liking this series!

We had a break from issues for a couple of months during the middle of 2013.

This is brilliant...

Great stuff. Really interested. May Newspaper's out on the Press Section as well so head over there as well. ;)

We're out! Enjoy and make sure you feedback the new reporters!

It was a list of all players in Tanki sorted by Points, Kills, Deaths, D/L ETC. This was mine. Can't remember all of the headers. So I was the 93,111th best player in Tanki back then. =P

It's all about your presuppositions about life. Everyone has beliefs, "religious" or not. Like the fact that we can trust our own minds. The problem is that life's biggest questions cannot ultimately be answered by "evidence" around us. Science is bound by our own human minds and the biggest questions go outside of those boundaries so we have to look elsewhere for answers. But on a logical level, it is reasonable to suggest that this is reality since there is nothing to suggest that it is not.

before & after cus

hichi when he was a king. #throwbacktuesday #dealwithit

Just saw this. Aww. Top stuff. The original Rico and Gold Box too tho.

Come on. Goodness, it's like a bunch of sloths in here. Finally. What? We're already on? *mutters* "Good day. My name is Ms Isida. I am coming to you direct from the Tanki Reporter Headquarters. After six fruitless months of spasmodic attempts to regain control of the HQ, a creatively-designed hamster trap enabled me and my loyal soldiers to once again hijack the core of the Newspaper. However, unlike last time, when I publicly humiliated hogree, I thought I'd step it up a level past these insignificant reporters and go all out for it. Use this power, baby." "So after a successful scouting mission and an impressively manoeuvred kidnapping, I and my rather dashing bodyguards entered Godmode_ON's cell to interrogate him and discover the hidden truths behind this mysterious character that the press has been seeking to conceal over past years. Enjoy - I certainly will." Ms Isida: Why hello there, Godmode_ON. Absolute pleasure to be able to talk with you today. You would never guess how much I have looked forward to this day. Finally at my feet. Godmode_ON: Miss Isida. I see you're still healing from last time we met. I'll be honest, I had made plans to meet up with quite a few members of the Isida family this week but I wasn't expecting to do so in such jovial manner. Ms Isida: Firstly, it's Ms Isida. Secondly, how about you remember where you are and save your precious puns for later. Oh, and my family are quite looking forward to meet you too. The little ones especially, I heard they've been wanting to try out the mines they got for their birthday. Godmode_ON: Oh, I'm sure it'll be an absolute blast. Ms Isida: *glares* Enough of this small talk. This is an interview; I've got a question. Do you know why players don't respect you? Godmode_ON: Do you know why the Sun is purple with pink polka dots? Do you know why chicken is disgusting? Do you know why Miss Isida is a legend? Ms Isida: Honestly, you fool. I'll tell you why. It's because every time you go into battle and get destroyed, you run off immediately like some morbid kid who can't find any Ice Cream in the freezer and mopes in bed all day. I recognise that you do need to lose weight, but why run every time? Godmode_ON: Woooo. Bit frosty today, aren't we? It's not rocket science. Kindness. Dude kills me, fair play to him so I leave the guys a couple of gold boxes to enjoy together. Just a shame you clearly don't appreciate the concept of selfless giving. I've always said Tanki should rename Heal to Steal. Your life in a word. You even stole my Kit Kat when you brought me in. Ms Isida: I've always said Tanki should rename Godmode_ON to Brain_OFF. Spouting rubbish again. Isidas are a team's heartbeat. We are the epitome of kindness. It's unbelievable how blind some people can be. Moving on. I've got another question for you. What happened to the old paint? Godmode_ON: LOL. If a team says an Isida is their heartbeat, their nose must be a Shaft. Lies. Ahh, the old-school Devil. Yeah, that got trashed after I ordered the re-design. Didn't really dig the old one to be honest. Kind of reminded me of my Grandma's burnt soup. This new one, on the other hand. Ms Isida: This guy has well and truly lost it. Your old one at least had some level of fear factor - this one looks like what happens when you get an oily parking ticket stuck in a Slush Puppie. Godmode_ON: Fine. Parking Ticket. Fine. You did say save the puns for later. Seriously though, I don't tend to put oily parking tickets into Slush Puppies so I couldn't really judge that much, although I did once put an old packet of crisps... Ms Isida: Goodness, stop wasting time. Thanks to your rambling, I've only got time for one more question so I'll pull the cat out of the bag. When do you choose to make an appearance on the battlefield and why are they so rare? Godmode_ON: That explains the strange miaowing noise. Well, I tend to only log on at set occasions during the year. I have a busy schedule doing my job in other games so it depends on the amount of time I have to come onto Tanki. And of course, Minecraft doesn't have Isidas. But even though it's rare, it'll happen. It's a waiting game. I'll spring up when you least expect it. Patience. Another trait lacking in my dear friend across the non-existent table. Ms Isida: I've had enough of this. Godmode, maybe if you download a brain next time, we might get somewhere. Bodyguards, lock him up. And keep the Kit-Kat. Godmode_ON was released a few days afterwards. Readers, I will soon return. And another will face me.

Still the cutest Tanki vid of all time. Cry every time.

Nah I'm a Londoner but ive always supported villa. I'm personally not a mad fan of Sinclair. I'd like to see Gil given a few run-outs before The final. Gabby and Benteke obviously have to play. I'd say atm optimal team would be Guzan Bacuna Vlaar Okore Hutton Delph Westwood Cleverley Grealish Agbonlahor Benteke. But we'll see.

10 minutes would make a lot more sense. 1 minute will be havoc since firstly it will encourage players to spend more time changing equipment than playing and many players will be constantly adapting paints at higher ranks. Also, the concept of having repeated changing available will mean that higher-ranked games could quickly turn into a war of changing equipment which isn't what the game is intended for. 5 minutes is bearable, 10 minutes in my opinion would be perfect since people would have to put a lot more consideration into what they change their equipment to, but also enable slightly more common changing - making the battle more diverse.

Life = Complete. Another Villa fan on Tanki. \o/ Great game yesterday, front three were unstoppable, Fabian is a machine!!! Midfield has suddenly turned from decidedly average to quality under Sherwood, even Cleverley played pretty well... Reckon we have a good shout, main reason to win the FA is to get into Europe for me, been a while since the MON days! Oh, btw great video. Good chance of taking points off City on the weekend if we keep Benteke alive too!

Deserved victory. Well done Arcade, battled against the stiffest competition this year.

Doesn't need a piano to have a tune and chords.... Any music can be played on the piano, that's the beauty of it. Even rhythm, bass lines.

Not in the near future unfortunately, got a pile on my plate. I may do, if you have a request or something, but I'd warn you my phone doesn't exactly record high-quality video...

Piano and Bassoon, both decent. Music is maaaaad, could sit at a piano for two hours lost in a world of my own. Thankfully, I'm able to play by ear to a pretty high level which makes improvising a whole lot funner... Work with a mate on different genres of music, sorta going for the Depeche Mode alt-rock 90's style at the moment, using a keyboard, guitar and editing software in a tiny room. worked on some stuff. This is my mate's band's page which I help with some of the producing and I'm gonna upload a little piano improvisation with some strings soon, hopefully. Oh, and also I've got my own Youtube Channel where I have a number of piano covers from back when I was about 13. Pretty average looking at it now, but still... also do the full classical works but haven't really uploaded any of those yet. I'll sort it out soon, hopefully.

History is such a key thing to learn for people to understand major events and their effects throughout the entirety of recorded time. Definite Yes. History is one of those subjects I think everyone should be interested in.

Still in awe.... :o :o Fantastic details...

Busted! He is the professional drawer.

Spacebar Spawning Bug Since Mouse Controls Update, I have noticed a minor bug when playing battles. Normally in XP Battles, I permanently hold down Space Bar when spawning so I will immediately shoot. However, after the new update, I have noticed that sometimes holding down spacebar during spawning does not result in a shot when spawned. This means that players expecting to shoot suddenly realise they are not shooting, have to press spacebar again, and it can cause problems. This has been the case over quite a few times. I doubt this is a computer issue, since I have used this computer for ages playing Tanki and it literally only changed when Mouse Controls came out. For your information, I use Google Chrome. Is this a bug for anyone else too - and will it be fixed?