Check out the AWC archives then. And send me a PM.

You are not. Trust me, you're not bad. Just a little improvement... and by Issue 78 you'll be having be crying because I couldn't win Top 3 in CtS Finale :P

There goes me, timezone forces me ro do this tomorrow noon and God knows how many people would have entered by then :c

Congratulations everyone, y'all deserved it! I'm interested to see what Took came up with, alas I must wait a month more :P

My story <3 Also, I caught a typo: "The city is the last thing I see" :P Also, I'm beginning to think it should have been named 'The City Named Peace :P

I KNEW while reading this that it had to be Grand! So... this is what you meant by Other and Entertainment Anyways. Wonderful article with a nice amount of real facts and humor. Good one, congrats!

Mmm, Conqueror! Good one, should help me a lot when I buy Shaft. Congrats!

He means that kind of guy who screams in chat "hhh noob hy6 xaxax" and then fails to actually do anything.

There where? Invalidated. PUM is thrown off Mount Everest. No parachutes, no superhuman survival abilities, no dreams, no rescuer and no Tanki tanks. No unoriginal ideas, no "I typed this".

Watched early. Mmmm, interesting. I'll be waiting for Juggernaut now. This LATAM guy is interesting... but who are LATAM?!

^seconded. I'm a Smoky, and I would hate this. Smoky'd become too powerful. No, no, no, thank you.

Speaking of which, imagine Juggernaut on the map Duel, heh, or even just a Juggernaut duel :p Anyways, another war in Tanki would be interesting (Note the lowercase). I'll watch after the newspaper releases, i.e tomorrow becauss i'll be asleep when it comes out.

Low ranks? Shouldn't that mean my rank range? I haven't seen a single hacker in the entire event, guess the midranks have problems. I should play on Pengu a bit, assuming I don't get matched with Legends. Whatever, that doesn't justify multing to deal with mults or whatever.

A: No, it's better to cap/score. You said it yourself, its sabotage, and it would help the team a lot if you focused on flag/point/ball instead. B: I am NOT one of the Wasp/Smokies who mult for golds, I've had the (admittedly sadistic) pleasure of ending a Rio RGB by scoring during gold drop.

May it be so, then. Whosoever posts below me can no longer play games, no matter what. No unoriginality, please ty.

Don’t seek revenge. Don’t kill them because they killed me. Forget me, don’t grieve in my memory. Remember Peace, the city and its people, not me. Those were her last words. She died in front of him, stabbed by an assassin and left to bleed to death in his arms. He was accused of the assassination. Many years ago, it would have been true. Now? Even those who accused him would never imagine this to be the truth. He looked at her grave. Just another one in the graveyard. No distinction is made in the graves of commoners, nobles or royalty. Her tombstone, too, said what every other said. “Victoria Peace, Queen of Peace. Born 11 January 1062, died 3 September 1104.” Would he kill her brother? Would he kill every man and woman who helped kill her? He had already dealt with one. The assassin whose dagger ended her life. Her body rots in the War Palace. Maybe he should have buried it. Her last words came to mind. Don’t seek revenge. It would not honor her will to mercilessly murder them all. It would not honor her will to let himself be consumed by rage. He turned to look at the Royal Palace. At the balcony of his room atop the building, there stood a man in royal clothing, gazing at the city below him. He noticed that his clothing was incomplete. His right index finger did not wear a ring. The Regent is not allowed to wear the Royal Seal, for he or she is not the ruler - only a stand in. James took this to mean that he still considered him as the King. He looked at his right hand. He opened his ring to reveal a seal, and beneath a dagger. He looked back at the palace, and saw her brother still there, watching over the city. He saw James, and a tinge of fear was noticeable on his face. Just a tinge. James heard her voice. Don’t kill them because they killed me. His fingers sheathed the dagger, closed the seal, removed the ring and placed it in his right hand. He stared at it for a second or two, before digging a hole near her grave. He placed the ring in it, and buried it under soil. He saw tears on the Regent’s face, and the latter did nothing to stop them. His vision became blurry, and he did not notice a man approaching. Forget me, don’t grieve in my memory. He wiped his tears and, as if in obedience, the Regent took a handkerchief and wiped his too. James looked at the man. He failed to remember his name, but what he did know was that this man was amongst the conspirators. A rather generous man, well known across the city, but who could guess he was actually supporting a conspiracy? James revealed a gun and loaded it with one bullet. He aimed at this man’s head, his fingers at the trigger. Remember Peace, the city and its people, not me. His hands trembled, and he glanced at the gun. His hands moved to throw it, but then he noticed a word inscribed onto the gun. Sarah. He pocketed the gun, before offering his condolences and apologizing for his daughter’s murder many years ago. He walked towards the towering green Royal Palace, with one goal in mind. Don’t kill them because they killed me. Forget me, don’t grieve in my memory. Remember Peace, the city and its people, not me. He would take his throne back. Legally, and with respect for her last words. Jacob will live.

I mean the monthly ones, too.

Will there still be Best of AWC topics, now that the AW Club is no more?

There, I've figured out your nationality. Anyways, it appears nobody else wants to enter. Oh well, I like stories.

Oh, my bad. I entirely forgot Coup existed :mellow:

Oh, I must apologise for my indiscretion then. Thanks for the information!

Someone learnt from my advice heh? Anyways. I should have checked this article earlier, it's wonderful! I agree, though I've never experienced it myself. Great writing, I await more!

There, proven: my stories were either outright bad or they can't be posted because I'm not a WO1 :P Anyways, just kidding. Wonderful as always! I suppose this is Liberation or War then? hehe

A smoked Viking with roasted Twins, served with frozen water and nanobots. Hah, just kidding. Chicken and potatoes for the win!

MU sale? 10x gold drops? Well, Smoky and Wasp M2, I think you're one step closer to my garage. Viking M1, you can wait. Game development plans, you can also wait. Now to hope I can earn enough crystals.