We've dug back some of our previous articles for an interesting read - this time, former reporter veteran Sacrifice interviews the standout Tanki YouTuber Taspens. If you're looking to get into YouTube and learn from the pros, look no further. Psst... if you want this series to contrinue, please let us know who you would like to see being interviewed next!

It's springtime - the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the reporters are blooming - wait PR, did you just say "reporters are blooming"? Yes indeed! Today, we have a new full reporter among us, @brother_of_pro! His hard work has allowed him to excel and earn the prestigious ranks of Newspaper Reporter. Before we turn up the music and start the party, make sure to congratulate him in the Congratulatory Post!

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It can be one by one or 15 at once - all that matters is that there should be a timestamp.

Hi! If you'd like to check your progress or the realtime status of challenges (a little ahead of time), then feel free to track your progress with the public sheet here. Thanks!

And finally, after a weekend of judging, we've come to a conclusion on the funniest fictional positions created by our tankers. Enjoy these top entries here!

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Approved. Welcome to the AWS! Exciting and colorful first article - this was a very good first shot at an interview. It hit the spot with the conversational mood and the personality - the interview didn't feel forced at all. However, there are a few minor points to fix. Since KHLOODY was interviewed as an Event Participants winner, it would be more logical to write more questions about events (e.g. What is your favorite event? What do you think of X new event?) as opposed to asking about a bit off-topic questions like EMP Gauss even thought you're trying to hit the word count. Another tip is to ask more in-depth questions to elicit longer responses to prevent this. (e.g. When I wrote my HOTY interview, one of the questions was "How’d you become a tanker and a helper?", I also added the cue "When/where did you discover the game, how did you get to your position, etc." when asking the interviewees.). One last quick fix: make for the first question, instead of using "how are you, name/age, etc.", a more general question like "Could you introduce yourself" with cues like "greeting, [nick]name, age, how long you've been playing Tanki" will make the interview start more compact and lead the reader in better. An interview is a delicate art to master, and you've already done a great job - there are just a few specifics to master before you're on your way to becoming the next interview master. Again, great first work, and I hope to see more works from you soon! Edits: A few phrasing and verb tense changes - make sure to double check that the verb tenses are consistent within the sentence. There were also a few changes with unnecessary capitalization. See specifics in the spoiler:

Approved. Interesting new release - there were definitely a few factoids I didn't quite know myself, so thanks for educating me on the secret easter eggs of Tanki. (Cue reporter discussion about turret masses shortly before we saw this article...). However, some don't really seem to belong on the list, such as "Developers are nerds in physics", which I felt did not really need to be added. However, the rest of the information was certainly exciting and novel, a pretty entertaining read. Keep it up and continue your writing journey! Edits: a few rephrases, comma/grammar changes.

New winners and challenges out right now. Good luck to all!

The age-old "Continue the Story" contest made many of the legendary writers we know today. We've brought it back - but with a twist: this time, you need to come up an epic start for the story. Ready to conquer the contest? Show us your supreme storytelling skills here! Credits to @P.4.R.K.O.U.R for the original idea.

If you haven't mastered Discord just yet (boomer), learn fresh from the veterans of the platform. Venerable teams up with the well-known AWS guidewriter Lose for a definitive guide on wasting the next 40 hours on getting familiar with the Tanki Online Discord. Enjoy! Want to put your newfound skills to the test? Join the server right here.

Want to get the lowdown on alterations? LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH is back with his definitive augment review - this time, he analyzes all of Smoky's 13 augments. Find out if your new container drop is a collectable or a must-have on the battlefield here!

1. Yes, there were winners, but I just compiled them together for today and tomorrow since it's easier to make a compiled list and sort out prizes. Would you prefer that I make it so that you have the winners every day? 2. Will take care of them soon - that is, when I update the winners later in the day. Thanks for inquiring ?

A friend wanted to send me some snow but of course, current mail systems don't quite support it. Do you know anyone who collects postage stamps?

Native - hence why I carry all the writing and proofreading positions am a Newspaper Reporter. ?

Twice a month, we're blessed with Challenges - an opportunity to collect stars and stay on top of the ever-changing Tankiconomy. A battle pass helps boost the chances of you besting the newest banes to balances, bringing you snazzy paints and skins, extra containers, and top-tier augments, but of course, no rewards come without a price. So should you invest your hard-earned Tankoins into this challenge's Battle Pass? Tidebreaker takes the stats into consideration and helps you figure it out.

In this first week, we had an overwhelming number of responses - over 200 in just under a week and tons of points and prizes to deliver! Thanks for participating and great work to all winners - prizes for this week (as well as a set of fresh new challenges) will be at your doorstep shortly!

Sorry for the double post, but I've got a quick and important announcement. Please remember to post the timestamp of the screenshot to verify that it was taken after the challenge was introduced. Otherwise, you have an unfair advantage over players. Thanks!

Will fix in a moment, thanks! Made a mistake while checking ?

Hi! Please fill out the Google Form here to participate. Good luck!

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Don't worry - the form will be added shortly. I just don't have the form link right now. Thanks for your patience!

We've got another editorial for you! This time, our former Newspaper Admin, Flexoo, has compiled a list of some of the most influential and renowned Reporters of the TO Newspaper's past. Read on as Flexoo provides us a commentary on the Reporters of yore.

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