heh... I almost got the kid in trouble, but I spared them at the last moment. They were really lucky I didn't tell the teacher who it was. In turn, we got a fun leacture,

Spoiler much?

Hehe... didn't do much this time, but you can expect to read more about my work later. I'll be managing the aesthetics and all that minor stuff to make this thing even cooler! meanwhile, thor wil be giivng a news update and I have a new story series next!

sure, anytime.

Anytime, unless I have inactivity issues, then that means that my parents are telling me to do hw. Send a friend request to JGnaw (named after this one teacher I had) or percy67 (noob acc)

I do, and I also do.

Aw.... I was in English class!

Sure!

Credits to Hexed for making the Resources page. And also cheap free sites for online posters!! Maybe... Aww thanks! I dunno, I was supposed to write more... and @Tidebreaker's is even longer! 31 pages, 15k words!

Your assumed gender. Depends on the paint you buy.

Hi, if you haven't already, please check out TWNC and also give your feedback here so we can improve, ask for advice here, and vote for your favorite writer here

Hi, please respond to us! TWNC wants your feedback here! Advice column here Best writer awards here

Nice job of leaving the forum lol

*Rush hour when contest due in 10 minutes mode*

A lot, sometimes I just type things out other times its cool to write them.

Well, I didn't until the last week. I had an idea down, I just let it simmer a bit and then I started typing at a rate of 2000 words per minute.

true, that's where I can help. Hire me for proofreading services/ I know right? It's super annoying because I sometimes don't have ideas for a contest. In Guidemaker, I actually didn't know for sure but its nonfiction.

nah, we are obliged to do it by the YWA, both fiction and nonfiction are cool its just that there isn't much more to nonfiction than research and the writing style, whereas fiction does require a little more skill in some areas, and plainly, inspiration. you can;'t get far without being inspired by a single idea.

I did scholastics art and writing this year, and I also did a local one/ Right now, i'm working on an ocean conservation one

So that means you are a writer? Well, he won a poam contest and got a trophy and I never had anything to brag about materialistically. However, the new drone i got is cool!

You can say that again. My brother is twelve and he is shaping up to be a way better writer than I am.

Writers are made, not born. Practice your writing skills today in the AWS! You should see my first article.... ugh... that was ugly.

should have around 135k

sent off my kit review... ahh feels good rn. I've really got the theme

Welcome Back, Tankers! Have you finished March’s Gender War and wondered, “How could I use all those extra crystals”? Then this Kit Review is right for you! ❄ Product Specs If you're in a rush, there's no need to read on. Here's a quick summary. This Package Includes: Freeze M2, Hornet M2, Cedar, Badger M2 at a discount of 55% Available at to in the garage for 107,955 or be a buyer and purchase at to for 18.99 USD/12.99 EUR Random's Ratings: █████████ - Turret ████ - Hull ██████████ - Paint ████████ - Module █████████ - Overall ❄ Unboxing the Contents Like a Youtuber Freeze M2 To be honest, the only reason I bought this kit was for the Freeze. I had always wanted a Freeze from the beginning of my Tanki career, but I was too poor to afford the M0 Micro-Upgrades. Gee what a nice sob story so Flexoo ples pay me. Instead, I just watched and waited atop my budget-friendly Firebird M1. A few months prior to purchasing this, I was a Warrant Officer 2 playing as a Fire-Wasp. Then, on my free day, Friday, I worked on noobenizing my “Write for the Tanki Newspaper” Contest entry, played a few MM battles, and watched V-Log 175. This was when I had noticed that the Freeze turret would soon be buffed greatly. A few days later, I started to notice a ton of Freeze M1’s, mostly in the form of the popular “Cupid” Kit, and I saw them dominating on the battlefield both because of the high damage and the excessive drugging following the MM updates. It soon became my goal to buy Freeze M2, to beat out the competition of the lowly M1-wielding Sergeants and Warrant Officers. After weeks of waiting for the kit rotation, I finally got my dream Freeze M2, and I set out to MU it so I could truly dominate the battlefield. After a few thousand crystals spent upgrading this thing and a rankup, I started using my Freeze, now M2 4/10 to get into the winter season. While it was easy to work with and quite a force, even against M3s, I didn’t like the fact that there was no afterburn, which really made me frustrated in the early battles where I had used Freeze. However, it’s pretty easy to get used to, and Freeze can be a destructive force on the field, eating away viciously at the opposing team’s defense without missing a single beat. I’d definitely give this somewhere close to a 8.375/10, knowing that the versatility and damage far outweigh the fact that the after-effect isn’t one to brag about. Hornet M2 I remember playing on my friend’s account as a Hornet a while back, but Wasp was still my favorite, fast and furious, all-knowing of where to go. Once I bought the kit though, the Hornet actually performed well for XP/BP battles for someone of my caliber. (To find an XP/BP player like me, take a random tanker, blindfold him/her, and make him/her play on Mobile Tanki with the screen sideways) As I took this to the battlefield, mostly by accident after forgetting to change equipment. However, when put on the battlefield, Hornet’s drifty nature can drive your tank off the wrong path or swerve into the walls in cramped maps such as Iran, causing unnecessary delay and damage done to your tank. Occasionally, I’ve had several issues with lag and Hornet, which only makes it a lot worse! After a few games that started off on the wrong foot, I gave up Hornet, disappointed in its rather poor performance. After all, I had a fully Micro-Upgraded Wasp M1, and its health was a good one hundred HP more than the Hornet. Once in a while, I take it out and brush off the cobwebs, but it only makes me want to stop using it more. While for most people, Hornet might appeal to them, but for me, Hornet’s just not my cup of tea. I could only give this a 5.5/10 out of the kindness of my heart towards its somewhat prettier than Wasp aesthetics. Cedar You can’t say this is a pretty paint, but it isn’t ugly, either. It’s relatively cheap, at a comfortable 5,500 crystals, pretty much the same as any one of those faction paints, but hey, at least it’s permanent. The first time I took this paint out for a spin on my Fire-Wasp build, it performed like a beast and I finished 31/4 and with 555 points. On various other times, it has never outperformed this one instance, but it’s always been there, no matter what happened. (This may be due to the fact that I played MM while challenges were occurring) In fact, while I was just playing around one day, I sent in the whole combo in for a quick little run on the battlefield, I was just amazed. I’ve had a few good days with Emerald, but this little paint turns the whole battle situation around. If it’s stuck in a crazy terrible losing round with three minutes left, it just unleashes everything it’s got, kind of like one of my childhood toys, a Hyper Strike Cosmic Pegasus Beyblade with the Final Drive kicking in and knocking out half of its opponents. Cosmic Pegasus, for reference. It knows that it’s going to die. It knows that the game is going to end soon. Before you know it, it’s running itself like a whirlwind, seeking kills and scoring, inhaling every drop of adrenaline. It’s almost fascinating how this paint just ends up doing the whole job, not me. I’ve been stuck in losing situations and had a breakthrough a time or two with Emerald or Mosaic, but this thing almost has a taste for its final drive. I can’t imagine a single battle without this paint. If this isn’t a 10/10, then I don’t know what is. Badger M2 This module has served me well; it has been one of the first modules I obtained, starting with the M1 version. Once I upgraded to M2, I combined it with a well-worn Fox M1 and a newly acquired Grizzly M2 (my current combo). This module works really well when preventing the freezing effect, but it is barely noticeable when talking about damage. Still, you have to be grateful. Once, in a Serpuhov RGB, I froze a Titan-Smoky with double armor to the point that he turned white with a cover of frost on him, and he took a full thirty seconds to start moving again. Guess he should have used some Freeze protection. Bottom line, it’s a great module as long as you don’t die, because you will be up and on your feet in less time than the tanker next to you. Rate: 7.75/10. ❄ In Battle Unfortunately, the video I made did not work, so we'll have to do with textwalls. If you are planning to use this kit in your everyday MM battles, then you need to think strategy. As an attacker, it can be deadly, but the speed and drift of a Hornet can make this a moveable supporting attacker for the team. As a highly mobile combo, this tank can start on one side of Brest and be on the other in no time flat, enabling for easy capturing the flag or distracting the enemy when a fellow teammate is doing the job. In short, you'd be an excellent contribution to your team as long as you know how to apply your tactics. First, let's think protections and drones, which can greatly affect gameplay for a hefty amount of crystals. The Firebird protection should be one of the first equipped, followed by Thunder. The third module? Well, that's up to you. If you don't have anything else, use the Freeze M2, or equip anything from a Mine resistance to a Shaft module. When considering drones, I'm assuming that whoever is buying this is about the ranks of to , so you might have the second wave of drones available for use. If you do, the Engineer Drone is probably a way for you to be remembered as the trademark Full Drugs Freeze, as it increases the active time of supplies, intensifies damage and increases armor and speed. However, if not at the right rank, the Assault Drone is a pretty good beginner's drone, especially in the hands of a potent Freeze. Let's actually get to real battle tactics. For a build such as this, the Freeze is very effective in a short-range combat against a multitude of enemies. Yes, I said, “a multitude of enemies”. Using the strategy of circle-strafing, a well-known concept that is hard to learn, one can literally “lasso in” a group of enemies and finish them off easily. This means you can stop a stampede of Viking/Thunders who all bought the Matrix kit from eating away at the health of a Fire-Wasp trying to score a goal in Rugby. As a Freeze, you can turn the tides of a 3v1 at the base of a CP into an easy victory without having a meddlesome teammate come and steal all the glory. However, as this is a win-or-lose situation, if you can't beat them, you're the one getting beat, over and over again. So I suggest practicing your circle-strafing before you actually try it out on the battlefield, because I don't want any lawsuits coming back at me saying that I taught you incorrectly. You'd lose anyways, and I need my precious time to get to work on my next article. Once you think you've got the concept down, it's time to try your new kit out on some unsuspecting M1s. That's all for today! Have fun annihilating your opponents in MM, and don't sue me if you lose! See you on the battlefield, or maybe not… Other Random Works Phoenix SeriesThe TBWLP SuperseriesThe “No Namer” Series -[Editorials]Gaining Popularity on the AWS-Requiem, Chapter Negative One-Tanki=Life I -Cremate-Requiem, Chapter Zero-Tanki=Life II -Tanki Personalities (People's Choice)-Untreated, Chapter One-Writer’s Block I -[Mag Approved]Financials-Untreated, Chapter Two-Writer’s Block II [/td]-[best of AWS 2K18]Untreated, Chapter Three -Untreated, Chapter Four -Untreated, Chapter Four and a Half [tr] [td]-Untreated, Chapter Five If one wants to access the Yesterville Anthology, please look here. (Do note, it does not include mine nor @pythor20000's work because we failed to incorporate the banner) Liek and subscirb for moer awsom content!