Its amazing how you can craft out a thrilling story based on just some guys playing tanki. I mean, the most I could have thought would be a crazy guy seeking out to kill the person who took his gold box. Great job.

-172

I know. I found it out. But still... I HATE TERRAIN

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-103

-81 Darn it. Not a square.

Cool! Getting frozen by a freeze?

-77

I already mastered the art of conquering death. PUM has been forced to live the life of a noob.

72 Too lazy to put '-'

Rule No. 1: Respect all potatoes. Everyone shall salute and/or bow when they see a potato. Anyone caught disrespecting/hurting/skinning a potato will be dealt with death.

WW3 would be so destructive, people will probably not even have a tubelight to call a 'laser beam'.

-30

-27 And now we get to stop ya

Byres 45

...and back to normal. PUM got converted to a cyborg and was hacked.

50! 52

This day will be remembered as the day when the need of a guide to Pay2Win arose... Jk jk But seriously, I thought a guide to the Shop would be something humorous. [insert pic here] This is the Shop. It is the most beloved pet of the developers. Cuz it gives them money, money, money What to do with it: 1. Open it. 2. Realise that you need real money to buy these things. 3. Close it. 4. Repeat.

57 Sinking boat... But once when it gets negative, we are gonna be the ones stopping them. :ph34r:

I was in a tank. Idk why tanks can't be crushed in TO. PBM jumped off a TO map and is falling through empty space. (A person, not a tank.)

86 What?!! Oh, ok. Flexoo went to France. Nobody to coerce mods with dirty socks...

Twee? That surely is gonna add someone's like...

Roger. Now I know I can bribe Flexoo with Lays...

Note to Noobs:This does NOT mean that you take a camera and begin clicking pictures of the words themselves.

It says 15 words, not items. :P