Welcome to the AWS! I'd like to echo what PR said -- I can see you being a great interviewer in the future if you keep this up! 

Halfway there, never expected to get this far

3 hours ago, At_Shin said:

Someone's trying to steal people from the forum  and make them use discord.

Hey, can you tell me exactly what do those tanki online bot and Tatsumi bot do? Are they for just passing time? I never understood why people use those bots to either farm superficial containers or to do tdailies...(what are these and why do people do this?).

was typing my answer then Vene answered quicker

 

I guess it's the same reason people play Tanki, or most other games -- just some superficial enjoyment. There are still things to do, goals to accomplish (although they may be useless goals), and fun to be had. Although they're less engaging and more "grindy" than you might like, they're still fun to do. 

I had such a great time doing this with the great writer in the form of Vene himself; it's amazing to see this spark out of a simple DM sent at the beginning of November.

 

Hell yeah! 

While waiting maybe you should check out things like the AWS, I've heard it's nice there

Hosting events seems to involve a lot of planning.

Is hopscotch a viable event?

Someone with 3750 GS and Major rank paired against a 9999 GS Legend rank. This whole battle was a trainwreck. 3-4k GS vs 9k Gs. Nice one, Tanki! 

If I'm on a device that doesn't show the full date on the taskbar (a Chromebook in my case), could we use a separate window with a website that shows the time and date? 

Non-animated paints I own: Photon, Feathers

Non-animated paints I want: Emerald, Atom

Animated paints I own: Carbon Stars

Animated paints I want: Spectrum

I did it again :)

Yeah, I'm a native speaker but with how well I speak it I might as well not be lol

I did it :)

Thank you both for the kind words! Hopefully more writing is coming soon, I plan to become active in April, and maybe even sooner than that, so stay tuned.

I'd personally recommend UHF -- it's a 1980s comedy movie that I like despite it being quite... interesting.

The "Guide" Writer

Ever seen a Lose guide? Ever wondered how one could learn such power as to create a guide where you learn so much, yet you learn nothing at the same time? Well, this is your chance! You now can create guides that cause people to wonder: "Why?"

 

Requirements -- what are we looking for?

• Has too much time on their hands
• Is willing to spend countless whole minutes on a completely useless guide
• Is at least 13 years of age
• Has heard the English language spoken before (no need to be fluent)
• At least three past bans

 

What's in it for you?

• A massive and quick loss of most friends
• Comedic skill loss/A lack of comedic skills gained
• A special paint that looks just like the default Green paint (we swear it's different)
• New knowledge of a subject; no matter how random it is, you'll learn it!

 

Be noted:

It may take up to two years to read your application if we do, and may take up to another year to come to a conclusion.

You can only apply once. If you don't get accepted, it's a sign.

 

Good luck!

12 hours ago, Adriel.RB said:

whens the next leaving topic dropping? 

Do you want the answer in days or hours?

Too many seeing as I don't play the game; 353k.

Funky story, really enjoyed reading it!

Having owned a Samsung and currently owning an iPhone, I still prefer Samsung.

5 hours ago, krish123_super said:

every thing fine now ?

Nope, still dead. Heavens nice though. At least I think this is heaven I'm in not sure

Hidden in a corner, where they can't see me cry

They won't know I'm hurting until the day I die

When they read what I had wrote, it'll all start to make sense

Why I said what I had said and why it had to end

 

"What was wrong? He was fine" they'd all start to cry

But that isn't true, it never was, it was always just a lie

"Fake it 'till you make it", I took that saying to heart

Everything we know is just life's harsh work of art

I hate that it had to come to this, but this is a last resort

I've done all I could, and you have too, but it could never start to sort

Destruction, mayhem, all covered by a veil of lies

It was never really true, merely just a good disguise

 

Yin and yang, heaven and hell

The clock strikes midnight with the ringing bell

Anxiety suffocating me, drowning out my voice

Depression drowning me, leaving me no choice

Corruption, deception, manipulation, degradation

People can't be trusted, and I'm not an exception

 

Deterioration, erosion, it all happens to our minds

It's only a matter of time before the work gets undermined

It's time to go, it's starting to show

That I'm not who you think you know

It was never meant to be

I'm finally set free

 

Deterioration, erosion, it all happens to our minds

It was never meant to be

I'm finally set free

 

Deterioration, erosion

It was never meant to be

 

Deterioration, erosion

I'm finally set free

 

 

It was never meant to be.

 

I'm finally set free.

 

 

Deterioration.

 

~Lose

^{Well, this one wasn't fun to make. I write poems whenever my depression or anxiety is at very high levels, and the latest month or so has been no exception. Hopefully you guys like reading it more than I liked making it. More writing will be coming soon. Perhaps. Maybe. See y'all before 2022! (I think)}

1 minute ago, Venerable said:

Don't worry bro we'll pronounce you dead only after you tell us that you're dead. 

"sorry guys, uh, yeah, I sorta... died the other day, yknow? car crash drift skid crash boom not good. just wanted to let yall know..."

Just wanted to let y'all know that if I go radio silent in the next few months, I'm not dead (at least I don't plan to be), and no, I haven't quit. Just working on a big project ;D

Alrighty, time for a comprehensive list of everything I want changed. Most of the things I want changed revolve around one singular idea:

Rework the lower ranks and fix them. Everybody always complains about the high ranks, and how bad it is, but when the developers do (albeit rarely) listen, they usually screw over the lower ranks (like me! hi). And I can't enjoy the benefits of nice high ranked battles if I keep on getting crushed repeatedly by the same people who were in the right place at the right time. Can't enjoy what you can't get, y'know? 

 

My first thing is to fix alterations, or at least make it a price-per-rank thing, not a fixed, expensive price. All that does is let the buyers at low ranks get the alterations and win with them even easier, it's difficult as hell to get the correct equipment to fight them at lower ranks.

A system where the price increases per rank would make it a lot easier for F2P people. 

A specific alteration I want changed for lower ranks is the Autocannon Smoky. As an avid Railgun user, I can say it's more difficult to combat to them than people say it is. Because people say "just go get cover" -- that's not combatting; it's simply hiding and ultimately getting killed by something else.

 

I also want the MM system to be optimized. Stop just placing people in battles, get a good system that takes into account things like GS, W/L and K/D ratios (both overall and recently (for returning players)). I'd rather have a longer wait for a short battle than getting constantly thrown into a crap battle with no chance of winning. 

 

Nerf EMP Gauss and Gauss overall -- it's pure hell. I also want things like the Mortar augment nerfed.

 

Remove the efficiency rating, it's useless. And also, I'd like some accomplishments for earning achievements -- perhaps a paint or skin? It doesn't have to be much, just something. That or remove achievements alltogether, currently they're useless.

 

Seeing as I'm writing this in a rush, it isn't fully completed, but I'll edit it whenever I remember the other ideas I had.