Why'd you keep making my stuff worthless? Flow is rare and nice and unfortunate individuals (such as me) paid a fair bit of money for it when it was released. Containers rarely giving one Flow isn't too bad, as it is a very rare thing. But this? This is too much. You really are heartless.

The animated ones are very very meh. Some of the regular ones are alright though.

It's a love/hate relationship for me with this update. It's bad because now I've got to work harder for the same rewards. It's good because now I've no stimulation to play daily, which means I put off playing, which means I never play :D

Viperspark -> Savage -> Jason -> Coldplay -> Conquers.All -> Savage ->

I have 3 M0s All of which I have micro-upgraded to 10/10.

I feel left out.

This is pure class! I can really relate to your writing style. Great job!

Why is quitting the game forever not an option? :D Nice article Gnatty.

It's pretty well done. However, I'd like to see a lot more pictures (and not just from the Wiki). Try and get out into the game and take some action shots perhaps.

If they provided us with some useful Magnum modules, then maybe you'd have a point. But the thing is, do I really have to spend 250k just for once turret? No, I shouldn't have to do that. 90% of the Magnums I've seen do not contribute. They mostly just sit at the back camping. "And then you bought it" :D It's kinda like the "If you can't beat them, then join them" saying. Magnum is overpowered, and think about all the damage it has done to once-fun maps such as Noise. What frustrates me a lot is when players use it like Thunder. They go below 10 degrees on the firing angle and simply load up supplies and run around blasting people. It's far too noob-friendly, especially with that colossal splash damage radius.

Here are my probabilities. Probability that Magnum is the most irritating and noob-friendly turret in the game = 100% Probability that the Developers will fix Magnum unless we pay them = 0% Probability that the Magnums will ever contribute to a team = 0% Probability that Magnum is overpowered and is destroying favourite maps such as Noise and Silence = 100%

Nice picture and everything, but why that nickname? I've never seen a more cringeworthy name. I miss our Classy </3 Come back to us.

I can take the credit for it, if no one else wants to. Don't mind if I do.

Take care mate and good luck in real life!

Well, I don't think that would be right considering the fact that he's asked for a lot of things here himself.

67 and then 71 wpm on your website. So therefore my average is 69. I'll leave it at that.

Wasn't @AngeIs.And.Demons an eSports Helper?

Progress! Good to see.

It has already been suggested (as @ControlledChaos said above), but it was merged with my original idea.

Posted 18 Apr 2018 - 16:32 I applaud you for your years of service and achievement. My heartiest congratulations and best wishes for your retirement. I will always remember the first day we met. Your way of making me feel part of the team made a lasting impression on a nervous, inexperienced graduate. I continue to benefit from your personal wisdom and engineering expertise, and hope you will stay in touch and join us for occasional social events. Have a wonderful retirement! Congratulations on the happy day of your retirement! After these many years of working together, I will need to adjust to the idea that you are no longer in the next office. I have thoroughly enjoyed our association. I will always remember our trip. I was amazed at the ease with which you conducted your presentations, undaunted by the skeptical comments. I have tried to pattern my own presentations after what I have seen you do so successfully. I hope I can do your reputation justice! Again, congratulations on a well-deserved retirement. Few have worked as hard as you have. I hope you will enjoy directing your energies into your other special interests. I just heard about your retirement plans. It sure will be dull around this greenhouse without you. You know, of course, that you are our source of community information. After landscaping more than half the yards, you seem to know everyone and everything. We will miss you. Now you can hop in that motor home and head for Miami, but I know you'll be back. A man with a thumb as green as yours can't leave it stuck in that lifeless, Floridian sand for long. Come by and see my gorgeous chrysanthemums when you get home. Best wishes. surely you're much too young to retire! You were my first client, and we've experienced the ups and downs of the market together, but more ups than downs, I believe. Best wishes for your retirement. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. As one of our most faithful employees, you'll be greatly missed. You were always so willing to pitch in on any project, and you have always brightened up the whole office. We already feel as if a part of us is missing. Don't be a stranger!

Why do I always get missed out? :| I'm sorry to see that you're leaving, Valk. You taught me a lot while I was in SW and you stayed a strong friend even after everything that happened with that clan. Stay on Skype please. Good luck in your life ahead!

I guess that put them off.

This was great! I approve.

But you'll friend me now though, right? :D