One day, Virtue was living in Vegas when something strange came over the city. It was the Rename Pass, which was determined to change Virtue's name. So he was renamed "Vice". But Virtue (Vice) could only find out the true meaning of his new name after he had defeated the Doombeast. And thus he set off on a grand adventure through the world of magic to slay the Doombeast and unlock the secrets to his name. The Doombeast lay in a lonely castle, sleeping on the Bed of Fire, and sucking a Freeze Candy. To his dismay, his freeze candy melted. So, in anger, he took a blowtorch and set the house ablaze. He felt so bad afterward that he hired a psychologist. But after a while he was no longer able to afford it. So, he did the logical thing and euthanized it. However, it refused to get euthanized, because it first wanted to know what euthanasia was, before eating up the euthanizer. But the dog died very soon due to its crippling disease, which it was originally supposed to get euthanized for. And as the dog died, he uttered 3 words: "Fus Ro Dah". No one knew exactly what the words meant, other than that they had something to do with Virtue. However, they were more determined than ever to find out. So, they got up again, More determined than ever, to find the legendary ho-oh and whether a sight of it gives eternal happiness. But they had waited too long already, and the ho-oh would not show itself again for 2000 years. Everybody rejoiced as they didn't have to see that wretched bird in their lives again. Hey who the heck called a Ho-oh a wretched bird? (we are talking abt it, right?)
For a while I'll make them single colors. And painfully bright ones. Hehehe.
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