Bro spectators are humans. You can't expect them to be in every battle. There are a limited number of spectators, and one spectator can only join one battle at a time. When you play, let's say for 5 hours, do you get to play with every Tanki player? No! It's pure chance that you'll find an Erudite spectator or Erudite work account in any given battle. No spectator is deliberately avoiding you. Hope you understand.

My god! Amazing effort! I'll take a few weeks to read and understand it completely. But I'll try. Honestly, I've never done any successful parkour with a group, so most of it is super tough... But really great effort, @SwiftSmoky!!

Aliens are always in search of advanced species to perform research upon. Humans are currently the most advanced species after aliens. The aliens saw that among the humans, Einstein was the most advanced, after Kim Kardashian. So they kimnapped Kim, and used her data to diguise themselves. Then they kidnapped Einstein. Hence proved. Prove that jelly beans exist.

X Captain? P.S. guyz players below the rank of Warrant Officer 1 cannot access the Forum. Hence don't mention those ranks.

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Ah. There is a very high chance that you were camping, as you were using Shaft. This also implies that you were probably not moving your hull. If you do not move your hull for an extended period of time, you are deemed to be inactive by the system. This is irrespective of whether you killed tanks or moved your turret or used Q and E (changed camera angle). You must move your hull to not be inactive. @dogs_are_cute, @akash96, are you both the same person?

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:c "The Ghost of a Laugh", again... I'm still finding it difficult to get used to 15 reactions per day... on SHREYA88 I had 40 reactions per day, thanks to being in Advanced group. I really hope I reach 100 posts on this account soon, and that the 30 days fly past. So yeah, I'm outta reactions. Dw, I'll react tmrw, Sacrifice! XD P.S. For those of you who don't know, Venerable and SHREYA88 are both my accounts, and I intend to replace SHREYA88 almost completely by Venerable on the Forum.

Oh lol. We are normal players too! Yet we can post here! But I think you are referring to this post: This post has a star symbol on the top-right corner. This is because Sacrifice has "recommended" this post to readers. Scroll to the top of the page, and you'll see the same message there, saying that this "post is recommended by Sacrifice". Sacrifice is a Forum Moderator, so he can highlight such posts by "recommending" them. Also, I believe Newspaper Reporters can recommend posts in the Newspaper section. Hope you understood! ?

I had an urge to be technical, so here goes: Ares hovers because it thrusts air perpendicularly (vertically) onto the ground below it (every action has an equal and opposite reaction!). Also, Ares is not in contact with the ground. When you push it, you apply a horizontal force on it. This horizontal force has no opposing force to nullify it. Nearly all the force exerted by Ares is vertical, even when it moves. Hence you can push Ares easily. In case of normal hulls, the tracks are in direct contact with the ground, and the ground exerts a force called "normal" force (which counteracts the effect of gravitational force, thus keeping objects where they are. Otherwise, objects will get sucked into the earth due to gravity!) on the tank. This "normal" force is essential for friction (In case of Ares, there is no "normal" force, as Ares is not in contact with the ground). If there is no "normal" force, then there's no friction. So, when you apply a horizontal force on normal hulls, friction acts in the opposite direction. So it's tough to push normal hulls. Compared to these forces, the air resistance is negligible. It plays a role only at very high speeds. But air resistance has nothing to do with Tanki lol.

Mentioning pigs releases the hormone "endotropicoswinin" which induces confusion. I hope I successfully confused you. Why do birds not fly in water?

Twins-Hunter (Twins, I'm sure. But the hull may be Wasp). I played with it quite seriously, but I changed to Fire-Wasp later. Now I use Wasp the most, with Rail and Gauss. Which combo would you use to beat Fire-Mammoth?

Hey, please report bugs in the Bugs and Glitches Reports topic. This topic is specifically for questions. I understand your frustration, mate. BTW are you sure you were removed due to inactivity? Or did your internet blip? Were you playing on the Flash version? You see, your post generates more questions than answers, and this is perfect for discussions. Hence there are specific topics for discussion of such issues. Thanks!

Thanks! I did just that! Conjured a turret outta nowhere! It doesn't fit the game mechanics at all XD. (maybe a teeny bit, but that's it.) P.S. @Sacrifice, I hope hyphenated words count as a single word. Otherwise I may have overshot the 210 word limit by 5-6 words.

-_- I might actually do this but- I'm outta ideas. Not that I had any. But I'm still outta ideas. I'll hafta do some knee-storming. ? I'm running outta time. :C

"I can't exactly pinpoint the problem with you, but you should stop giving such pointed remarks. We're cousins, after all!" Which map is best to practice parkour for noobs?

There are many image hosting websites like Postimage and Imgur. It's super easy to upload images on those websites- copy-paste or drag and drop. Once you have uploaded the image, a link to the image will get generated. In Postimage, you have to copy the "Direct Link" from the list of generated links that appear after uploading. Then you simply paste the link wherever you want, like in a Google Form.

"Coconuts are not fishy! They have an unquestionable character!" How do you do today?

Ten is a number. Didn't you know that?

My password is present, thank you very much. It can't afford to be absent. What isn't your password?

Do the work accounts that ask questions also play? Or do they leave the battle after the correct answer is given/ gold(s) are dropped by them?

Yeah... Thanks! (IOR = I'm Outta Reactions) Personally I'm used to HTML5 now coz Chrome gave me no choice lol. Hope they improve it fast!

Well, "how to flip Ares" was useless, but that's what the segment is all about- now V-LOGs will have this segment where they'll give completely useless advice... that's pretty useful (meh). As Viking4s mentioned before, there are easier ways to flip Ares, than toiling up to the top of a building only to jump down. But, they won't mention them, as it might turn out to be useful. Honestly, it's the best way to avoid complaints- you can say "The segment is meant for useless advice". On a serious note, useless advice segment is useless. Please don't add it to increase the video length. Make the videos to the point. I didn't understand why is Tanki destroying Flash before it's natural death. Let players enjoy Flash to the fullest while they can!

Writer's block... ah, it pains my knee to even think about it... (no, that doesn't mean my brain is in my knee) Fantabulistic poem, Pythor! It took me quite some time to get the rhyming scheme, but I managed in the end... XD The next time you get the writer's block, let me know (no please don't) and we'll do some knee-storming. Or even better, I'll just report you to kaisdf. Wow, reporting reporters is fun.

Vulcan is meh, right now... the nerf has done a good job. But I'm anyway a nub at using Vulcan, so nvm. Have you been inside any secret rooms in Tanki maps?