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Q: where did the latest FIFA finals take place. A: earth Q: who is known as the 'ironman'? A: robot Who is the one who reached the moon first from earth? Human
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Dont take it negative.....just a joke... (you will understand what i meant if you read it :) )
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hmm...disha please PM me the secret... There is difference between logo and test desgining
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ok...he is also angry with this dumb internet connection...we are changing to MTS soon
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i dont want is help...he is asking the password....forget it
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stay on mars :D i shoot everything you love...u have nothing in hand or near to to attack me....you only have a piece of paper i am shoot the bullet on you :P
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we both are enable to login at the same time :(
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yo sis...you didn't tell us about this ;) nice job what about the symbols?? i don't remember seeing any symbols:-
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missed :D i drop a ipad (virus)
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i make a new one WWYDI ur mom fights with u
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thanks...i was hungry (eat it) i drop a trojan virus to the user below :wacko:
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akbar asked birbal ' there are brilliant people in the state, will there be idiots available?' birbal said ' there will be.' Akbar then ordered Birbal to go around the state search and bring 5 idiots and present to him in the council Birbal was awestruck since you can identify brilliant people by conducting some forms of competitions, but how to identify idiots? However, he goes around the statevand aftee a month, he comes back with 2 such people(here after the following is the conversation between birbal and akbar) akbar: 'Dear Minister I think you are poor in counting, i asked for 5 and you have brought only two' Birbal: 'your highness, please let me explain and then you will know yourself' Akbar: ' ok ' Birbal: "when i was going around the state i found this guy carrying a huge gunny bag on his head and travelling in a bullock cart. When i asked him, he replied 'It will be overloading the cart and hurt the bulls.'then i realises that he is the 5th iidiot and brought him to you. Akbar: Excellent. Next..? Birbal: I saw another guy was taking his buffalo to the roof top of his house for grazing where the grass was found grown.i realised he is the 4th iidiot and brought him here... Akbar: Fine.Next.. Birbal: when there are so much of problems in the functioning of this kingdom, leaving those entire aside I have been going around the state for a month wasting my time in search of idiots,hence i am the third iidiot Akbar: hahaha :lol: . true...next? Birbal: Instead of solving all the problems that there in the Kingdom, you have been looking for idiots in the state, hence you are the 2nd iidiot (hearing this...the entire council was silent) Akbar: ok... <_< next? birbal: When there is so much of work nowadays and tankers who are watching us and wasting their time...they are the 1st iidiot :D :lol: :P
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Q: what is the difference between malaria and dosa? A: malaria is spread by mosquito...and dosa is spread by humans PS: Dosa is a indian dish
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When you walk up to the opportunity door, don't knock it....kick the B!TCH :angry: in, smile :) and introduce yourself :P
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i am waiting for the next question...please do it quick
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nothing like that...he need to create a new topic for ping..this is FPS(fames per second) creating the same topic for the same reason is against this section rules, adam 318 Do u hve good FPS? If yes can u please telll me how u got that? edit:i am the starter of this topic (pqlamzmalqp)
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What the heck is going on with blender!! i thought i will use start a creativity with blender's help because i am unable to play T.O. when i open blender...(check screen shot) Is anyone facing this problem? If yes please follow the topic and don't create a new one can i get a solution soon!
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tanki is not a nob...noob means new and inexpirenced player is it loading like that shown in the spoiler? If yes i have the same problem and this topic is related to this one...
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i may get it upgraded on my birthday ;) sep 20th -__-
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well, i can't buy a new laptop/PC thats why i am upgrading it.... ......on my birthday -_-
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how does players change name? my dad said no to upgrade windows to 7
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here is the link to that topic where i mentioned the details.. i don't know which page :( here
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wow miracle.... check out the spoiler as buried told i problem arises...he is right i am not able to login..it is stuck in the end for the past 2 hrs!
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