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Player K.U.O has been banned. Reason : Spamming

I may be saying congratulating some of you late, but anyways....

Tell us the things you did/thought when you were a nub/newbie in Tanki. When I was a nub......

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Before I begin, I request you not to call me a kid for choosing a Kid’s Fairy Tale. My English teacher gave us an assignment in which we had to tell a story-any story, in the form of a poem and from someone else’s point of view. So here, ladies and gentemen, I present before you *cough*, Snow White and Seven Dwarfs - Told from the stepmother’s point of view T’was the middle of May I had just finished my breakfast I went to my room And in front of the mirror I stood Which lay shining in the sunlight. I opened my mouth “Mirror, mirror, on the wall”, said I, “Who’s the fairest one of all ? “ “It is you, your majesty, it is you”, he replied, And I couldn’t control myself from blushing. This habit of mine continued For days, For weeks, For months, And for years. Until one fateful day When the mirror declared That Snow White was the fairest of all. Greed and envy overcame me As I vowed to kill her. I ordered my huntsman to kill her No good he was. He went limping to the forest To find Snow White. He brought me her heart the next day, And pleased, I gave him a reward. I ordered my cook to fry her heart, Which I ate with apple sauce. And as usual I went to my beloved mirror And asked him who was the fairest of them all. “It is Snow White, your Majesty”, came the reply. I had my huntsman beaten and sacked And my friends, I’m writing this While thinking of a way to end Snow white For once and for all So I can reclaim my position As the fairest of them all. That’s it for today, people, I hope you enjoyed it, and see you on the battlefield !

Quote him, duh, I posted b4 you -_- :P

You in Switzerland ? Come and visit me :Lol:

Beat him up :Lol:

Who ruined yours ?

Osama big molt ban :P

Funny, but it's gonna be hidden soon coz mods can't try to have any fun in the forum -_-

Why should this give me a warning ? :/

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If you can wait till Saturday, I can help.....

So basically, a Muslim kid named Ahmed got arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school because the school thought that it was a bomb. Ahmed went to the White House to meet Obama and Microsoft hooked him up with products.

If you don't want people to hate you, don't hide our posts. This is the Off-Topic Discussion, darn it !

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