Wait... I forgot who ya are... 'cause it's been awhile... so... I dunno

One time I was watching a shootout live on CNN, and it went on so long that eventually the criminal shot himself. And the cops are complaining by saying, "He's got on body armor, he's got on body armor." And I thinking, "I can see his head. Shoot him in the f**kin' head." -Ron White

If your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. (you already know who this is quoted from)

Afghanistan (and some how I spelled that right o_O)

I get a flamethower I burn the next person with a flamethrower near 2 tons of explosives surroundin' 'im

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, "Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn." - Jeff Foxworthy

or just had 1 too many beers

I remember ya as the bloke who is lonely

"Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button." -Bill Engvall

I've forgotten most of the rules... so what ya expect?

When I 1st saw this topic... it made me think of "1.21 gigawatts" from Back to the Future

I pull out a minigun and their all dead Next person is attack by 50 meteors

a tater salad Where is my...

"I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Robert Tilton came on TV. He's a televangelist out of Dallas. He looked at me and said, "Are you lonely?" Yeah. "Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?" This guy's good! "Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos?"... Yes, sir! "Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Ha, ha close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second!" -Ron White

I remember you... I dominated you 'bout 2 times

Shaft and Wasp... you'll be goin' all over the freakin' place... and not where ya want to be if not careful... resultin' in the funniest of things...

Player Delta_88 has been banned for a day. Reason: Violation of forum rules. Inappropriate language. Rules

Italian

okay... here are the 3 reasons (one for each account) @Delta_88: It was the name of a beautiful Oldsmobile, the Oldsmobile Delta 88 : the name of one of my favorite video characters (y'all figure it out) @Joseph_Stalin_88: I was bein' a dumbass (I'm surprised one of the moderators didn't ban me of the inappropriate name)

@v1abrams/@v2abrams (if that bloke is still even around), @mkkmkk999, and some other blokes, who I don't remember their names

then the Thunders came in and destroyed 'em freezes

"It ain't me, it ain't me... I ain't no Isida user.... it ain't me, it ain't me... I ain't no fortunate one"

-_- you've gotta be kiddin' me... swearin' is now a reason for mods to ban?

food

and went home drunk