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I noticed every popular game has a collection of these "how-do-you-know-you-play-too-much-jokes" (should get their own topic). I admit they are not always that humorous. Here are some more.

 

How do you know you play too much Tanki Online:

 

- you try to convince the police that you drove too fast because you where using drugs

- you slow down approching a fridge

- you try to self-destruct after falling down

- you are strangely attracted to orange boxes

- you drive into flagpoles

- you stop immediately seeing something blue or red lying in front of you

- you are looking for blue boxes everywhere

- first thing you do after moving to another town, is asking where the flags are located

- having a car accident all you're interested in is: Who gets the battle fund?

 

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I noticed every popular game has a collection of these "how-do-you-know-you-play-too-much-jokes" (should get their own topic). I admit they are not always that humorous. Here are some more.

 

How do you know you play too much Tanki Online:

 

- you try to convince the police that you drove too fast because you where using drugs

- you slow down approching a fridge

- you try to self-destruct after falling down

- you are strangely attracted to orange boxes

- you drive into flagpoles

- you stop immediately seeing something blue or red lying in front of you

- you are looking for blue boxes everywhere

- first thing you do after moving to another town, is asking where the flags are located

- having a car accident all you're interested in is: Who gets the battle fund?

 

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Go to your bathroom, lock the door, look at the mirror and turn off the lights. Say "Bloody Mary" 3 times. Turn the lights back on and you'll scream... Because you're looking at yourself in the mirror!! :shock:

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I noticed every popular game has a collection of these "how-do-you-know-you-play-too-much-jokes" (should get their own topic). I admit they are not always that humorous. Here are some more.

 

How do you know you play too much Tanki Online:

 

- you try to convince the police that you drove too fast because you where using drugs

- you slow down approching a fridge

- you try to self-destruct after falling down

- you are strangely attracted to orange boxes

- you drive into flagpoles

- you stop immediately seeing something blue or red lying in front of you

- you are looking for blue boxes everywhere

- first thing you do after moving to another town, is asking where the flags are located

- having a car accident all you're interested in is: Who gets the battle fund?

 

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