[forum game] King of the hill

[Psycho 586]

I use unisex perform to lure you and your defense away from the hill then I seize the hill and build a donut shop im a noob

[Dihos 2]

I make my own hill and I am the king of my own hill!

[unholysin1 3]

i bribe everyone to go and then im king.

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Chuck Norris didn't get bribed, and came back to me. We want the hill. Chuck Norris does his thing. The hill is ours. But I am king. :mrgreen:

[Psycho 586]

Chuck norris falls down a well I scare you off with a mammoth im the king

[hj12321 1]

I called air support and they blew the mammoth up.I am the king now.lol :mrgreen:

[mes1 0]

i breed a herd of elephants and stampeed you off the hill. I am king

[hj12321 1]

I called air support again,a helicopter flew over your elephants and made them sacred,so they ran everywhere,I am the king again :mrgreen:

[unholysin1 3]

I use chloroform to make you fall asleep, then i kill you and become King of the Hill.

[SilentShadow 104]

Suddenly this thing appears

 

 

And scares everyone even Chuck Norris, off the hill, allowing me to take hold and build a giant statue of the monster in the picture to keep everyone away for good while I have a army of monkey maitre'ds to serve me.

[Dihos 2]

I fast forward the time to the apocalypse and BOOM the hill is destroyed. I go into a wormhole in space and end up in another dimension. I go to a lonely planet and set up the most advanced civilization in the universe and build my other own hill! I build the hill inside a building with security cameras located in the room with the hill. I have 1,000 Thunder tanks ready to fire at anybody else who comes close. I go on the top of the hill and VICTORY!

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Humpf. party pooper. Well........ Lets just say Chuck Norris dosen't scare that easly. Boom. You dont remember a thing all you know is that I am on top of the hill, and you have Chuck Norris's bootprint on your face.

[SilentShadow 104]

The monster cannot be destroyed by silly things as apocalypse and Chuck Norris :lol:

Therefore it eats your face.

 

The hill is mine! (and no other hill can be claimed, did you not read the rules)

[r_steven123450 0]

I LAUNCH MY ANGRY BIRDS AT YOU AND I COMPLETED THE LEVEL WHICH MEANS I GET THE HILL!!!!

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Wtf? Chuck Norris overwhelms the birds with strange green pigs. They all die. I am king.

[SilentShadow 104]

But then you woke up from the Matrix and the hill is still mine. :-)

[Contaminated 129]

Suddenly I blew up the hill so you can't continue the game

[hj12321 1]

I rebuilt the hill and I am the king now, :mrgreen:

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

You have no defence, so I blow up your hill.Then I build a new hill.

I place on it lasers, guns, rockets and mines, so nobody can come.Then I build a 'gravity generator' which makes all the planets from the Solar system to come and 'surround' my hill, so you can't even see it.Then I build a bunker.From inside I stick everything with some duct tape and then I go in the bunker.

I am the king of the hill!

 

You can't be Chuck Norris.

You can't come to my hill, because you will get killed by my lasers and guns.

You can't drop anything from the sky because you will be destroyed by the rockets.

You can't touch the hill because you will be blown up by the mines.

[hj12321 1]

I created a blackhole to eat all of your staff into it,then I create the Earth again,I am the king again. LOL :mrgreen:

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

You forgot that the black hole will be destroyed by my lasers.

 

[MisterGeneral 692]

i hate that face ^

[unholysin1 3]

I slap all of you till you all die.... Then I'm King :D

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

You will be killed by my guns.

[unholysin1 3]

I have a bulletproof vest and your guns don't work. They overload and they lose their ammo.

I'm King again and i set up traps so that if anyone comes near me or attacks me they die...