[story] Stupid Firebird.

[xavion 5]

Stupid firebird

 

I was exited as I made my purchase for the firebird and was ready to try out my new weapon. I confirmed the purchase and decided to use green paint. I chose a deathmatch in Sandbox DM. When I got in battle I headed strait for the bushes but as I made my way towards that area I was shot from behind. That was when i turn around and fired back.

 

The fire was amazing. But the range sucked! I was killed. I decided that I should sneak up on some tank and crush it. I failed! I went right up behind a red tank that turned around and shot rapidly these blue elictric looking balls at me. I was embarassed. I finally got behind a smoky and killed it . Delighted I ran around carelessly. I was ganged up on and was creamed. I was ready for some payback.

 

On of my buddys had joined with his firebird and we teamed up. That didn't work! We were always teamed up on by some somky guns or those rapid shooting things. So I told my buddy to get his smoky, and he did. So every time sombody shot at me,my buddy shot at them and they shot back. So while my buddy was distracting them I snuck up on the tanks. It was awsome. I was a great, tank and was feared.

 

Then my buddy was killed and I was face to face with two of the best tanks in the battle. I was ready for fire but then my buddy told me to " Be the B0$$ ". I knew what he meant. They started shooting! I actavated my doubble armor and double power and turned my turent side to side. I killed them both! " Yea Like A B0$$ " my buddy said. At that point I realized that the firebird isnt stupid at all. It just has its own strengths and weaknesess.

 

By,

xavion

 

 

Notes:

 

1.) I am not a noob this is just a story about one.

[Dihos 2]

So you are a low rank after all.

[nuclearbom2 1]

Lol, I liked reading it, but it is pretty short haha

[r_Fiasco0 7]

I am pretty sure that guy with the blue electric balls was using Jaguar just to sabotage your Firebird.

[SilentShadow 104]

Twins beats firebird face to face?

 

That tank may have had protection paint, maybe you should get one too :mrgreen:

[xavion 5]

Twins beats firebird face to face?

 

That tank may have had protection paint, maybe you should get one too :mrgreen:

 

it is about a noob im not 1 :lol:

[Barsa421 1]

HA U SHOULD USE FREEZE NOOB :twisted:

[SilentShadow 104]

HA U SHOULD USE FREEZE NOOB :twisted:

 

He wasn't high enough rank.

[nuclearbom2 1]

 

Caps is forbidden, and you are insulting one with your offensive behaviour.. Interesting...

[xavion 5]

HA U SHOULD USE FREEZE NOOB :twisted:

 

He wasn't high enough rank.

yea barsa is just mad at me cause i kicked her outta my clan

[Longcat970 119]

you people amuse me....

[r_dhoome0 0]

I am pretty sure that guy with the blue electric balls was using Jaguar just to sabotage your Firebird.

Twins u *****

[AZONE1111 0]

I am pretty sure that guy with the blue electric balls was using Jaguar just to sabotage your Firebird.

Twins u *****

 

i agree that was twins 100% real

[AZONE1111 0]

HA U SHOULD USE FREEZE NOOB :twisted:

 

He wasn't high enough rank.

yea barsa is just mad at me cause i kicked her outta my clan[/quo

and i'm not a girl

[AZONE1111 0]

HA U SHOULD USE FREEZE NOOB :twisted:

 

He wasn't high enough rank.

yea barsa is just mad at me cause i kicked him outta my clan and iu'm very stupid

[/quo

and i'm not a girl

[AZONE1111 0]

Stupid firebird thiis ean 'm noob

 

I was exited as I made my purchase for the firebird and was ready to try out my new weapon. I confirmed the purchase and decided to use green paint. I chose a deathmatch in Sandbox DM. When I got in battle I headed strait for the bushes but as I made my way towards that area I was shot from behind. That was when i turn around and fired back.

 

The fire was amazing. But the range sucked! I was killed. I decided that I should sneak up on some tank and crush it. I failed! I went right up behind a red tank that turned around and shot rapidly these blue elictric looking balls at me. I was embarassed. I finally got behind a smoky and killed it . Delighted I ran around carelessly. I was ganged up on and was creamed. I was ready for some payback.

 

On of my buddys had joined with his firebird and we teamed up. That didn't work! We were always teamed up on by some somky guns or those rapid shooting things. So I told my buddy to get his smoky, and he did. So every time sombody shot at me,my buddy shot at them and they shot back. So while my buddy was distracting them I snuck up on the tanks. It was awsome. I was a great, tank and was feared.

 

Then my buddy was killed and I was face to face with two of the best tanks in the battle. I was ready for fire but then my buddy told me to " Be the B0$$ ". I knew what he meant. They started shooting! I actavated my doubble armor and double power and turned my turent side to side. I killed them both! " Yea Like A B0$$ " my buddy said. At that point I realized that the firebird isnt stupid at all. It just has its own strengths and weaknesess.

 

By,

xavion the noob

 

 

Notes:

 

1.) I am not a noob this is abaut Xavion me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u are a noob

 

 

[xavion 5]

[Amagi 1,728]

Good story :thumbup:

[Contaminated 129]

Are we supposed to care? My first day in tanki I used firebird and didn't make nooby mistakes like you

[miniclipfan219 0]

Lol yeah i hate fire bird too! XD

[datie9 72]

lol story

[Meliora 1,652]

Thank you!

Someone has finally proved that EVERY tank and gun has its strengths and weaknesses.

So all those people planning to complain about:

Shaft wobbling.

Railgun taking time to reload.

Ricochet and Thunder easy self-destruct.

Twins being thrown off balance,

can close their mouths and think- 'no gun is perfect. Not Smoky our partner for life, or Shaft the sniper.'

[ultrabear 3]

I havent heard anyone complain about reload of rail. Personally, i have it m3, and its like 5-6 seconds. Not bad

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

To summarise this story in one word: terrible.

[xavion 5]