[Forum Game] Epic Rap Battle

[eessydo 17]

Why do you need to get so offended

Relax, its just rap game

No drama to be pretended

In this game there's no fame

[MisterGeneral 692]

essydo stop fighting Varonis he is better

or trust me i will make you taste bitter

i admit Varonis is a good rapper

but im better i will hit you with my slapper :lol:

flippers flippers what you can hear

its always there stuck in your ears :lol:

[Contaminated 129]

Meh, deleted

[eessydo 17]

Varonis Perplexing me?

Please.. his rhymes have no complexity

Unlike his mom, when she's over sexin me

Like 3rd grade poems, both your raps just so simple

And Varonis, tell your moms I love her butt dimple!

[jordanrusson 3]

Ok guys, this is getting out of hand,

Seriously Essy, be mature like a man.

 

-ok seriously guys this is really bad. Varonis, you are a good rapper and i think that you aren't taking it as seriously. But essydoo, dude this is going to far. I mean seriously? Sex and stuff is way too far to begin with, but this is way bad. You should remember that this is NOT supposed to offensive and just a friendly play-around rapping game. You're supposed to be friends after its over...ok?

[eessydo 17]

Everyone's frontin, somehow they all think they're the best

Typin in rhymes in their mom's basement on the anonymous Net

I came here for a laugh and that's just what I did

by managing to piss off the pre-pubescent kids

 

Somehow your offended by words in this game

Sadly you only have yourself to blame

All hacked off cause you're recycling your rhymes

Suburban gangsta without the ability to shine

 

My style comes from a poet like Zeus

Crazy ass cat by the name Dr. Seuss

He talked about shizzle like the cat in the hat

Quatrains with iambic pentameter in his rap

[x-Ivlv 17]

So, eessydo, you went low. Low enough, at least.

My patience is trough,

You've let me become a beast.

I don't need no crew.

 

Taking you down will be easy,

Can you write anything, that's not cheesey?

Crossing the line,

Acting like a swine.

 

Not a good look for you.

After this, you'll be through.

 

Let's get it straight - mess with me, as you wish,

You'll still stink like a fish.

Parents out of this, or your chance to survival

Will be miss'd.

 

Who's this punk anyway?

I'll slice you like a lazer ray.

Perhaps, let you on a swim in the Baltic bay.

Respecting others, that's the key.

 

Better go home, before you're six feet underground

Spinning round, and round,

Whilst all I do, is pound and pound. (you)

You'll be too hurt, to even make a sound.

 

Back off, while you've got a chance,

Embrace the defiet

Or the next one, might be your last dance.

Relax, take a seat

 

So, please, if you must

Think it through, adjust

Because on thing's for sure - Your rhymes are sinking in rust

After I'm done here you'll be nothing, but dust.

[x-Ivlv 17]

Guys.

 

First thing's first. Thank you. :)

Second, how can you get offended by someone, who's so pathetic? The guy, as he says, is older than any of us. So he must have no personal life. Let the guy have some fun. If the guy offends my mom again, I'll be happy to let some admins know. Untill then, let's continue.

[MisterGeneral 692]

essydo Don't make be your assassin check this out :lol:

i cut your origins with a knife

i take away your life

don't worry your not the first before you there was five

i even made the first one thrive :mrgreen:

after you im going after your wife :twisted:

[jordanrusson 3]

I agree with you there Mr. G,

I just don't think essy had a life, see?

[hogree 4,179]

Essy may not have a life,

But that doesnt mean that you do.

Im sorry dude, but to be straight;

I doubt you have one too.

[The_Ice_Dragon 22]

Oh Misses Hogree

You sound like a bee

Your rapping sounds terrible

And it's so unbearable

 

And for you Mister_G

Can't you see?

You can't even rhyme

You sound worse than a lime

[MisterGeneral 692]

i rhyme when i sleep

you will hear my rhymes after the beep

 

Beep

 

your name is weird

sounds like my beard O_O

Ice? thats your rapping skills

i froze them keep on your napping kid

entering the big league isn't easy

i will attack you from every side you will not be able to catch a Breeze

like addicted to kill

i keep hearing the preys like they are huge Bells.

im hungry i cant see

please god be with me

to face this disease

geez...

im Begging on my knees,,please!

show me flesh

so i can brush my teeth with it :twisted:

[x-Ivlv 17]

Oh Misses Hogree

You sound like a bee

Your rapping sounds terrible

And it's so unbearable

 

And for you Mister_G

Can't you see?

You can't even rhyme

You sound worse than a lime

 

Why did you copy my text ?

[Contaminated 129]

essydo please follow the rules o-o

[MisterGeneral 692]

as my reply to you,

i would just say that your nothing but a kid

its true

your words sound like one, you do!

you don't rap and you just say poo

when u write something the crowd goes Boo

your place is in the zoo

your mind need a renew

a long time ago it blew

please boy when i come next time i want to say

finally he grew.

 

Boya !

[cablaz 32]

I see no point in participating

As I'm anticipating

all of your rhymes

I've heard better from a non-talking mime.

[eessydo 17]

This game with Varonis and Mister_G has become pretty tiresome. It has sort of gone something like this:

(Spoiler, you two are the little kid with the hat and I am the older gentleman in the Suit with the beer)

 

[r_Mister-G0 3]

he ran out of words he started posting vids ?

:mrgreen: Victory@

[eessydo 17]

This coming from the kid that whined twice about being offended. LOL!

[TankCraze 8]

I don't care what you people say

You don't own me, you don't control me

As you see, I own thee, I triple kill

Quad kill, you all get owned

and as you all know I make ya rage at home

 

;p

[jordanrusson 3]

Nice, G, essy and Craz-E,

but y'all know da masters me,

ya know that thing about da hive?

Now I'm feelin' the REAL vibes

 

And you know what I think too?

I think you guys are the flies,

I'm the guy who says"shoo"

And you flies might be high.

8)

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

You see jordan

I think your the one thats high

You think you can rap, thats the best you can?

Cuz once im done with you, ill be the one shooing you like a fly

[MisterGeneral 692]

Vikingsrall

you talk to big but you are so small

your unbalanced you easily fall

your body is big wont get effected by a Maul

your Tall

but your brain is a wall

you get distracted by a call

you don't know which is your room and which is the Hall

LawL

[jordanrusson 3]

You know Mister_G,

I think I agree.

I really like your "all"

And I think yo rhymes are tall

 

I think you're backed with science,

the rules have nothing against an alliance,

so whaddaya say G?

Wanna form an alliance with me?

 

People may say I am scared I won't win,

But those people i want to kick in the chin,

Because my rapping skills are still way up in the sky,

I'm simply trying to earn an ally.

8)