FerderalBureauFBI specs

[Valletta 834]

Name: Federal Bureau of Investigation

Rank: Third Lieutenant

HP: 150

Number of posts: 3987 (estimated 4000 by the end of the week)

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Primary attack: "Small talk" (average damage: 50)

Effect - Keeps the conversation going on various threads, in every forum;

Has a small chance of attracting mods, providing the extra moves "warning" or "ban". (+15 damage each)

 

Special attack: "Smart talk" (average damage: 100-120)

Effect - When FBI feels afraid of losing the argument, he unleashes this move. The enemy is being bombarded by FBI

with all sorts of game facts, rules and complicated terms, forsng the enemy to retry and confess that FederalBureau is right.

 

Skills and perks:

 

- Spam'n Flood

One of FederalBureauFBI's most common moves, also his main method of getting a high number of posts

(a mark of consideable status among the forum high life)

!Warning! After FederalBureauFBI has performed this trick he becomes up to 80% more vulnerable to mod and admin attacks.

 

- Troll (level 1-5)

FederalBureau spends most of his free time trolling defenseless topics. !Be aware! FBI is capable of releasing trolls of different magnitude,

some of which harmless, but others containing devastating effect. Very few can recover after a level 5 FederalBureauFBI troll attack.

 

NUKE - summon koolwalky

On rare occasions, FBI is threatened of being outsmarted or outtrolled in an argument. Then he uses the special skill "summon koolwalky",

summoning the mighty god Koolwalky to close the the thread. Such a hazardous move can deal up to 200 damage, causing a one-shot death

to opponents of FBI'S class. !Warning! this skill can be used only up to 3 times a week.

[Valletta 834]

Feel free to make a Pokemon style description of one of your fellow forum friends, I made one for FBI, you can make one for whoever you want! :mrgreen:

[Zagatoboy 1]

GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL but I think this wud be better as yugioh cards

[Fjelstad1678 186]

o_O

[Valletta 834]

but I think this wud be better as yugioh cards

yep, pretty much the same

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

O_o

[Valletta 834]

O_o

Hey god! What's up

[Fjelstad1678 186]

O_o

Did OP say federal uses you? O_o

[r_jojo20 2]

can you do one for cheap_plastic_flower valletta im his #1 fan please

[Valletta 834]

can you do one for cheap_plastic_flower valletta im his #1 fan please

Well the topic DOES say you can do it yourself, but i'll think about it..

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

:D

Edited December 29, 2012 by FederalBureauFBI

[Fjelstad1678 186]

can you do one for cheap_plastic_flower valletta im his #1 fan please

Well the topic DOES say you can do it yourself, but i'll think about it..

If you do, Make it stink. :twisted:

[Valletta 834]

its my pleasure :oops: Now does anybody want to make another description post already?

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Ok, how about, Koolwalky.

Koolwalky. Bruce's right hand man. Bruce Wayne that is. Dadadadadadadadadadadadada BATMAN!

[Contaminated 129]

Make one for me and I wont insult you for 24 hours

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Make one for me and I wont insult you for 24 hours

Contaminated.

Troll. Your dead.

Insult. Your dead.

Kills all isidas. Isidas dead

Calls everything he hates a noob. Everything dead.

[CaptainMaxwell7 231]

this is some how insulting...

[Contaminated 129]

Make one for me and I wont insult you for 24 hours

Contaminated.

Troll. Your dead.

Insult. Your dead.

Kills all isidas. Isidas dead

Calls everything he hates a noob. Everything dead.

 

Yes I am a legendary troll-type forum member

[plm0ok 4]

~Deleted~

[plm0ok 4]

Your bookmark topic is a troll!?!?!? :shock:

[Alklines 1,751]

.ɥǝɯ

[plm0ok 4]

What is meh?

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

What is meh?

It means he doesnt careee.

[plm0ok 4]

OK, thanks.

[r_ovais0 0]

O_o