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Here are some dog jokes :)

 

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I had a dog once...I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.

 

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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.

They had little pictures of cats on them.

 

Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

 

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I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay.

It's fun to call him..."Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!"

 

He went insane.

 

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A man and his dog walk into a bar.

The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

 

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

 

Man: "What covers a house?"

 

Dog: "Roof!"

 

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

 

Dog: "Rough!"

 

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

 

Dog: "Ruth!"

 

Man: "Pay up, I told you he could talk."

 

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door.

 

Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the man and says, "or is the greatest player Mays?"

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