Jump to content
EN
Play

Forum

Working...


 Share

Recommended Posts

Can't make everyone happy. It's especially hard to make female lizards who can't even spell there own species names happy.

GOSH i explained in a previous thread i spell it wrong because im a rebel like that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

  • Replies 65
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • 25

  • 9

  • 8

  • 5

Top Posters In This Topic

Here is some that I heard a while ago:

 

"There are two fish in a tank...and one fish says to the other, 'how do you drive this thing?'"

 

"A sandwich walks into a bar; the barman says 'Sorry, we don't serve food in here'"

 

"Three men walk into a bar....the fourth one ducks."

 

"Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Here is some that I heard a while ago:

 

"There are two fish in a tank...and one fish says to the other, 'how do you drive this thing?'"

 

"A sandwich walks into a bar; the barman says 'Sorry, we don't serve food in here'"

 

"Three men walk into a bar....the fourth one ducks."

 

"Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."

Those were amusing...

 

Shadow why must you make everything she says sound so dirty?

 

you dare put in bed after this.

Thank you Hichigo!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...